Eastern Euro Girl
@Ebitduhmommy
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sexy satire east villain slavic core petite premium highly favored CFA holder. capitalist. not financial advice. welcome comrades
Manhattan, NY
Joined March 2023
Oh, I’m too high maintenance? Then go find someone with less capex
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Sometimes I comment “papi como vai” on my 2015 ex boyfriends Instagram post just to stir the pot
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I understand why emperors have 57 wives. My frontal lobe has fully developed to the point where I don’t think monogamy is the point
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I love miami cause I can walk into the south beach equinox in a bikini, shower, and walk out
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No sleep, bus, club, another club, another club, plane, next place, no sleep
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Sexting two diff guys while I’m laying at the beach. Got the narrative confused between the two bc it’s so bright but I blamed it on the sun and it worked.
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I’m about to be so annoying this weekend (ovulating in Miami)
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Watching grown men instagram story behind a dj booth at art Basel
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I love having a performative spreadsheet open while I’m at the airport just in case the huzz are nearby
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