Elise Swearingen
@ERex12
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Valedictorian of Hater High School. TV enthusiast. mustard aficionado. amuse-bouche. keen observationalist. KC-PVD (tweets are my own)
Providence, RI
Joined March 2009
a hot new bombshell has entered the villa ... (they had me at the no-AI)
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey. The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content. ( https://t.co/sdqfKoknXx)
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Trump: Our energy costs are way down. Our groceries are way down. Everything is way down. And the press does not report it… Thanksgiving meals 25% down. So I don't want to hear about the affordability.
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The streets are saying season 2 of The Vince Staples Show is the new Twin Peaks & by the streets I mean ME.
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i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am
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The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers
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Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?
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“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.
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let your shofars be your chauffeurs when you pull up to the Rosh Hashana service of success
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America is crumbling and we’re just out here going to work, listening to music and tweeting through it while trying to be okay.
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Today's media apocalypse makes it a good day for everyone to watch this 1998 SNL animation that Robert Smigel and Adam McKay managed to get on national TV once, before it was yanked off the air forever.
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TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: You cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no organization called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path. There is no membership. Also there is no law in American to charge terrorism. Ask Luigi. What he is doing is setting
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strange fruit...
Police officers told Trey Reed’s family that he was found dead in his dorm room, according to the law firm representing the Reed family. The family discovered later that Trey was found hanging from a tree at Delta State University
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We condemn the Supreme Court’s decision to allow federal agents to profile people based on how we look, the language we speak, and the type of work we do. This is a dangerous attack on workers’ freedoms in Los Angeles and across the country, and our solidarity will not waver!
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this some 2025 Ferngully shit. shut it down. turn off the internet. we are doomed.
TikTok is attempting to build a $10 billion data center in Brazil, but the Indigenous Anacé community is taking the company to court to stop the project.
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i love how we’re just straight up cooking the planet to produce the worst thing ever invented
Meta is building a data center in Wyoming that would use more electricity than every home in the state combined.
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I believe this is evidence there is a me in Peru. Only we would come up with something so odd ... I hope Congresito and Big Red get to meet one day.
The Peruvian Congress made a video presenting their mascot, his name is "Congresito".
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