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Queery {PL,Q}T. 💝 Now on Mastodon: https://t.co/lIGY7IsBfL Bluesky bridged: https://t.co/qrIfVmuSw3 (follow @ap.brid.gy first to enable!)

a region of Unlikeness; he/him
Joined February 2007
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@ELLIOTTCABLE
ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
(also hi it's been ages. also, because i say it every time i open this hellscape-app — any chance you've got a Mastodon somewhere that I couldn't find?? 😩).
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
(regular reminder that i’m over on The Other Place now. screw this musky-and-not-in-the-good-way noise. .
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797 Posts, 960 Following, 6 Followers · Queery {PL,Q}T; my gender is carbohydrates & the colour pink. 💝 I write a lot of #OCaml for the #JavaScript ecosystem! DMs open; indexed on tootfinder.ch;...
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
my twitter app is obsessed with @cooIboobs. i get a push notification about her tweets at least once a day. literally nothing else. no other notifications. this app is apparently entirely about … @cooIboobs.
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
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RT @javierwchavarri: For the last months, we've been working hard to integrate Melange and Dune, and dogfooding it to build the whole front….
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
new dreamy wish: for hosting providers / VPS folks to provide an 'energy mix' API, so developers can run expensive-and-postponable tasks at times of high renewables-availability. "Oh, the wind picked up? Better run my crons.".
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
why do so many catgirls write haskell.
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
RT @signalapp: Our position remains clear. We will not back down on providing private, safe communications. Today, we join with other encry….
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
sigh lol. what's the non-Twitter that the cool kids are using?. a Mastodon instance, I guess? where's a good, queer, techie, very-open one with a good vibe?.
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
RT @muchnerve: men have to be given quests in order to earn your love or else it won't feel right to them, and it took my autistic ass way….
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2 years
RT @c0nc0rdance: In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was pub….
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
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re: handling sensitive information in code,. OH: "Just use a pure functional language! Someone obtaining your secrets would be a side-effect, and therefore impossible.".
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
“That’s why they won’t let me bring my multitool in — they’re afraid i’ll disassemble all the art”.
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
y’know how it is with nonbinary drivers.
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
2 years
i deeply, deeply hope there's a romantic coupling out there in the world of two infosec folks named 'Alice' and 'Bob'. (bonus-points for a polyamorous throuple with Charlie.).
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
3 years
Scratched an itch. Got sick of macOS switching Spaces to use an existing browser-window when you click a URL: (This was amazingly difficult to assemble; AppleScript — and code-signing — are a pain in the ass. 😩).
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AppleScript Applet to bypass 'When switching to an application, switch to a Space …' for your web-browser - BrowserHereHelper.applescript
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
3 years
hi. i’m here. finally. O_O; (@ City of @BoulderColorado in CO)
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ELLIOTTCABLE, now on Mast @ http://functional.cafe
3 years
RT @MNateShyamalan: now we’re getting somewhere
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