EFTWife
@EFTwife
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Whippin’ the Vespa off of six tequilas
Joined September 2020
I hate seeing someone hustle through the airport. Backpack swinging around all crazy back there. YUCK.
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How about a drive-thru toy store where you buy a wrapped present on your way to a kid's bday party. I don't care what's inside.
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Midland area toddler
<$60 WTI and I just ate a full pint of organic raspberries. AMA.
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Ok Mr. Fart
@tier4eftmembear @LandmanLife You can drink all you want if you eat nothing but tuna and broccoli
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Chevy needed a collab with Kleenex for this my goodness.
Not sure if I’ve ever gotten this emotional watching a commercial before The conversations, the memories, the music It all broke me Thank you for making me cry today, Chevrolet
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Seeing this on Dec. 25th like 🤪😢🚬🍷
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🎶 Ohhhh the weather outside is frightful ( it’s 70 degrees I thought it was supposed to be winter it’s almost Christmas what is going on thanks Obama) 🎶
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I wrapped Christmas presents sitting on the floor yesterday and now I’m paralyzed.
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That Alzheimer’s commercial during the Macy’s parade?? Sorry if the potatoes are too salty, I’m sobbing over here.
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If you have more than two canned wines Apple should block you from looking at old pictures of your kids.
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