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“Let’s go out tonight, nothing crazy, just a few beers.”
Me at 4 am
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Phew, thought it was the 14 dirty martinis
Long COVID could be the reason for your bad hangovers: research
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Why Alexander the Great look like he played lacrosse at Yale and now works wealth management at UBS
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It’s Friday and pookie is looking absolutely fire
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Donald trump is the funniest political American has ever seen
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Please don’t pick on kids who believe in Santa. I know some adults who believe in ESG scores
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You can always tell who is a tourist in nyc bc they’ll dress like this and end up at la pecora bianca
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West Village girls living in an 8k a month apartment with no job
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When you’re in the uber back to her place and she asks what her name is
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How it feels to ghost a girl after telling her that you may be in love
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I’m astonished at the level of intelligence on tik tok
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Why Augustus look like he studied Government at Princeton, did banking at Goldman, was a Private Equity principal @ Blackstone, and is now a Portfolio Manager at Citadel
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Me and my absolute boys ready to embark on the drinking session of a lifetime in the West Village in remembrance of January 6
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Fabricating some crazy story abt being out of the country for 3 mo such as sourcing wool for your family’s sock business is the funniest thing to do to random hookups
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Never met a group of people more annoying than CPA’s during busy season acting like they’re the only ones working past 5
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MFers be like: I got that dog in me
The dog in question:
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@ReturnNormalcy
Rufus, I challenge you to a debate on the spaces w me representing trump and
@alt_ccc
representing Haley
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I have no knowledge of the financial industry but I watch CNBC religiously. Here’s why 👇
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“Wednesday” star Jenna Ortega reveals to New Yorker that “The House of Morgan” was her latest read.
“It just stuns me how important Investment Banking services has been to our country. We owe a debt of gratitude to JP Morgan.”
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Live look at Maxine Waters pulling up to the SDNY office tmrw for arresting her top donor
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Ladies, if his apartment looks like this. Wyd ?
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I’ve seen many guys walking around midtown today with flowers but I haven’t seen any girls with a six pack of beer. This needs to change
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Rome would have never fell had they had investment bankers, the backbone of a functioning society
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Girl at bar asked what I do for work and I tell her I work in finance, she presses on, I mention I am a bank teller. She proceeds to leave the bar. Fellas, if a girl is intimidated by your success, it’s on her, not you.
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Harvard vs Yale is a rivalry between future Investment Bankers and PE folks. BAMA vs Auburn, while better football, is a rivalry between future big 4 accountants (an undistinguished field)
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NYC has gotten so expensive that I had to go to a 2 Michelin star restaurant for lunch instead of a 3
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Me, a Goldman Sachs doorman, not letting in any FIG Bankers into 200 West
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Merry Christmas to all except big 4 consultants
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WRONG!!
Wall Street didn’t build America.
The middle class built America.
And unions built the middle class.
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@kit_huffman
@roshanpateI
I notice you don’t have your pronouns in your bio? This is very insensitive to the cuck community
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When you find out her dad is a founder + CEO
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Sleeping in my own bed tonight instead of the bathroom floor of some west village apartment is the sign that the weekend is officially over
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Me and my boys on our way to St. Tropez this summer to bark at European baddies
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McKinsey doing what McKinsey does best
EXCLUSIVE: McKinsey plans to eliminate about 2,000 jobs, one of the consulting giant’s biggest rounds of cuts ever
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If you see a Private Equity professional on the subway, thank him for his service.
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Ladies if he has any of these on his bookstand, run…into his arms and thank him for his service
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You will not do cocaine in some shitty Upper East Side bar
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Me and the boys sending it at some shitty LES bar tonight ready to delete beers and blackout
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JP Morgan saving banks from generation to generation like
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Pleased to announce that I have accepted a job at Goldman Sachs as door man.
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@litcapital
WV girls with no job, living in an 8k a month apt, with a 250k a year allowance punching the air rn
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bushwick girls who’s whole personality is communism
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I just want a mid blonde girl just like this to start a life with. A life full of joy and love. (Plus a rangers fan)
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I’m assembling a team of bankers that will rival Goldman Sachs
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Private equity professionals be like I go to therapy and their therapy is just acquiring companies with a combination of debt & equity
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@dougboneparth
Thank you Doug! You forgot to mention the best pasta in NYC, at Olive Garden in Times Square (the best place in the city)
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If free cash flow is free then how come companies don’t just get more of it ? Something I’ve never understood
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Pete Buttigieg shows how useless a McKinsey career actually is
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Me and the boys getting ready to delete some beers tonight in the WV
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If your employer says “we are family” this is the kind of family that they are referring to
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2023 reading list:
Jan: American Psycho
Feb: American Psycho
March: American Psycho
April: American Psycho
May: American Psycho
June: American Psycho
July: American Psycho
Aug: American Psycho
Sept: American Psycho
Oct: American Psycho
Nov: American Psycho
Dec: American Psycho
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Boutique’s helping to buy a company at a crazy EBITDA multiple, advising on their restructuring 11 months after closing, all while collecting millions in fees.
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