Mike
@DynoDangle
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The Isles Ship on Youtube with John, Brandon & Eric - check us out for Islanders talk! Huge hockey fan, early Simpsons lover, gamer and numbers guy.
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John, Eric, Brandon & I are going to try different approaches to our content, going for videos on subjects. I feel like this will keep things cleaner, and if we feel like a big podcast is necessary we can do both. SUBSCRIBE!
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@shinesjohnson
@mellbelleex
I can’t imagine how sad everyone else is bc this shit breaks my heart
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@moxx1981
Now Leafs fans have convinced themselves that CBJ cares about what happened lmfaooo
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I’m being dead serious right now - the NHL can’t be taken seriously with a rule where an obvious goal turns in to a penalty bc they can’t review it, but an offside goal by a fraction of an inch gets 10 minutes of iPad deliberation. Definition of fucking stupidity.
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@IamDreaRose
@_LunarWaffle
@UBD_26
@radates
@ssxxo__
between the message noise and the discord noise and the twitter noise im randomly hearing them even when they not sounding
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Insane how the Rangers can get away with 6 penalties in the first period and now every
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infraction gets called. NHL has their motives man. Impossible to ignore it.
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Crazy how Patrick Kane will speak up when its time to devalue himself at the trade deadline but not when his teammate is getting sexually assaulted from within
#Blackhawks
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I think I can safely crown my 2023-2024
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MVP now. Without a doubt, it was Kyle Palmieri this year. My MVP award is larger than points or just goals. Its about bringing it every night.
Previous winners:
22-23: Brock Nelson
21-22: Ilya Sorokin
20-21: Mathew Barzal
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Thats another loss on Lane Lambert, I have to be honest guys - this might be the worst coach in
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history. You have to be mentally (keep it PC mike) slow to put Martin and Clutterbuck at 50 years old out there with a minute left.
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Oh, and watching Barzal literally own Tavares in these games in terms of putting the team on his back feels so damn good
#Isles
- I can tell you who's actually worth their money.
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Barzal got fined by the league for embellishment getting crosschecked from behind....
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*Islanders acquire Connor McDavid*
The writers:
B-
C+
C-
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B-
Grades for
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trade for Bo Horvat from national writers:
@wyshynski
: C
@hayyyshayyy
: C+
@domluszczyszyn
: C-
@seangentille
: C
@MLarkinHockey
: D+
Here’s 45 minutes on why I applaud the move, risks and all. (Starts 37 mins in)
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I think there's a very good chance Beau returns to the Islanders on a super cheap deal to play on the 4th line next year
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Final
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thoughts: no matter what happens this year...I do not think Lane Lambert is our guy.
First line Bailey...changing up a winning formula...Durandeau down and Holmstrom out for guys who should retire.
Not my type of coach, too many poor personnel decisions imo
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@IanKennedyCK
If it was a pride jersey you'd be doxxing him though, thanks for the inside scoop Ian
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Hands down, hands down: the worst officiated game I've ever seen in my life.
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You are lucky, every single one of you: to watch Barzal play. He is an elite player, and there's very few who can do what he does. Game changer.
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No matter what happens tonight this year was a success
#Isles
no matter what happens for the rest of the series and playoffs, it was a success. It's not where we want to be but with some adjustments this team could compete for the next few years easily.
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@Powersloth1981
@ihave68felonies
@flintStonah
@Coach_pedrotti
@SamMeciar
@NoCapFights
They just stab each other with their teeth in that country
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Why is the LA Kings broadcast braindead
"He should not even be in the game right now" - Jim Fox
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Scott Mayfield is really one of the best 3rd pairing defenseman the Islanders have ever had.
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doesn't get talked about enough.
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The all serious tweet
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:
- Engvall looks better away from Brock Nelson
- Palmieri looks better away from Brock Nelson
- Pageau looks better in a top 6 role
- Cizikas looks okay in a top 9 role
- Sebastian Aho is good?
what a weird way to go on a pseudo run
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Bo Horvat is going to take a lot of shit from everyone. I fully expect this guy to come back next year and drop 40 goals on our heads. Fun to think optimistically there.
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Dude I'm sorry, I know Kucherov is one of the best players in the league and he'll probably go down top 100 of all time. But he might be one of the dirtiest in that category as well. And he gets away with most of it.
#NHL
#TBL
#ALLCAPS
the refs continue their horrible night, missing this obvious elbow from Kucherov
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@danielroyyyy
@parkhangs
@GoldenKnights
This is such a lighthearted joke with zero implication to actually offend any women & they still will call up the wambulance
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I have noticed the Barzal slander completely fall off the face of the earth and the saddest part is that he's basically been playing close to how he always has, he just has one higher end top 6 linemate now like the majority of NHL teams have. More shots, more space
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@DynoDangle
Isles twitter is hilarious. There is no conceivable way Dobson out produces Karlsson this coming season. I hate the Pens too but they will take the Isles playoff spot this season.
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Dobson for Zegras so I can save you guys the hilarious waste of 2 minutes I just had
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I would rather watch maggio and iskhakov with barzal over anders and fasching
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This is a 100% serious tweet
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Many have given up on him and thats fine. Seen it with Barzal. Seen it with Horvat. Heck, I'm still not sold on Noah...but if there's one thing here that stands out to me. Its that he cares. Most of this
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playoffs has been Anders line busting their asses and not much else.
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Wahlstrom taking 17 minutes of penalties so that he can limit his OWN ice time instead of Barry
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Reports are that former NHL enforcer, Chris Simon, just took his own life
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The frustration and sadness I have built up inside that so many of these ex-players are suffering in silence hurts.
He was a tough guy I really enjoyed watching as a kid. This is an epidemic.
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If Kadri, Romanov & Dobson are all signed and everyone fuckin knows on the inside why is it being kept a secret?
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Does Lou think this is pre-cell phones?
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@Willowtreefaery
@camilleastburn
@LibyaLiberty
In the last century? Is it comparable? Things have changed.
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I can honestly now say I'm okay with calling up Iskhakov and Maggio, scratch/bench/waive/send down whoever you want. Put Barzal back with Horvat.
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@LouieBellina
The irony from you here is that this was legal back then and a kid like Rempe probably would have left in a stretcher
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Here are the positives so far for the
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Barzal & Horvat chem
Dobson looks like a 1B top pairing defenseman
We have the best goaltending in the league
The team has 13 points in 10 games
our 2nd line is one of the best in the league
Holmstrom improved
thats about it.
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Patrick Roy might actually turn Barzal in to a superstar. Its a damn shame the supporting cast just isn't that great
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Mat Barzal last night:
— 1 goal
— 1 primary assist
— 9 shots on goal
— on-ice for 63 shot attempts for (11 against)
— on-ice for 36 shots for (7 against)
— on-ice for 5.93 xGF (0.23 xGA)
Barzal has been an absolute force.
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On a team with Barzal, Horvat and Nelson all on the same line...Kyle Palmieri has been playing like a franchise player since Roy took over.
Not sure how long it'll last but he cut a lot of the cutesy shit out of his game and just decided to barrel through opponents
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What Roy has done this year is infinitely more impressive than what Lane did last year. But the work has just begun. Settling for anything less than a couple rounds is loser mentality. Why not us? One last run with some of the 4th line.
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The nostalgia man...anyone have any video from walking inside the coli in the early 2000s?
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Barzal: "Lee is an unsung hero, made a lot of nice picks"
You dirty fucking liar
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Whatever happens tonight against Pittsburgh, I'd be lying if I didn't get to admit what Lane and the
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are doing right now is special. I can't think of a single other NHL team down 3 top 4 defensemen and competing. A lot of the numbers community loves to ignore that.
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Barzal has 3 points in 4 games, the team is 2-1-1 and somehow the narratives already have risen that he's not good enough, not someone else, blah blah blah.
These people ignore the blatant issues on the team and only discuss the engine that keeps it going, insanity
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I understand the motto of "do anything to win" but this is why off-ice officials are necessary.
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I love Barzal man, just tell it like it is.
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Barzal on Parise signing with COL:
"I'm sure that if we would have won 8 of the games that we probably could have this year, and we were 15-16 points, 10 points even ahead of where we're at today, I'm sure he'd been in blue and orange."
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also a friendly reminder that whether the
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win or lose that your life will indeed go on and there are much more important things in life that matter more. Talk to your loved ones, play a good video game, read a book for once. This shit is meaningless in the grand scheme.
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Is that Ruslan? Holy shit
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LMAO watching 1980s Isles playoff hockey and holy fuck every team was all over Bossy on every play and he'd still score my god
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I know there's a lot going on right now but Noah Dobson set an
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record tonight - I think its fastest to 22+ assists in 30 years?
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The fall off of Pelech & Pulock from a top 5 pair to two mid 2nd pairing dmen should be studied
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Since this tweet:
- Lou added Bo Horvat and HANDSOME Pierre Engvall
- Bailey has been relegated to water boy
- The Islanders have won at a .600+ clip
- The boys stopped laughing and goofing around and stepped the fuck up when Barzal went down
- I swallowed my pride
#Isles
baby
Thats it for me guys. I hope everyone enjoys the rest of the season. I'm not spending another second of my time or a cent on a GM/coach/team thats lifeless and doesn't give a fuck about making the playoffs.
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see you guys next year. Bye twitter.
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I'd take him on the Islanders in 5 seconds, I hope he bangs Lane's mom too. Shape up or ship out John Travolta.
Corey Perry is on waivers; Chicago is terminating his contract
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Timo Meier 15 seconds after signing that massive contract:
Santa Clause if he played for the New York Islanders under Lou Lamoriello
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I don't understand
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fans non stop shitting on Horvat & Barzal , its zero days that I log on and see non-stop blame and this and that and all those two say publicly is how much they want to win. This fanbase just seems overly lousy and massively uneducated.
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The
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are not making the playoffs unless Lou goes out and adds another middle six forward. You can't run first line Josh Bailey, and I've never seen an Islander in my history of watching this team with so much undeserved rope from MULTIPLE coaches. Infuriating.
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I'm watching Ilya Sorokin save highlights and Dobson is on the ice for every save LMAO
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