Player: "Problem Players..." *Gestures to two of them* "problem Character..." *Gestures to Third Player* #DhampirProblems #SheKnewWhatSheWasDoing

Player: "I'm going to cure moderate wounds..." Player 2: "You're going to kill her..." Player 3: "I can't be healed by healing spells." #DhampirProblems #ProblemCharacter

Player: "I'm hot, I'm going to run out side and cool down for a moment...." *leaves* GM: "Dahlia it's your turn." Player: "WHAT?" #GmPranks

Oriana: *takes the paper. Looks at it passes it to the Paladin* Zevnar: *long-suffering sigh* #NotTheLeader #soundslikeayouproblem #HolidayGame2025

Misaki: "we're all going to bath together." Svraka: "you Bathe?!" Misaki: "I bathe...Annually." #GoblinHygeneHabits #HolidayGame2025

Misaki: "ahhh so a Tyrant that liesssss..." #FortuneTellingSchinanigans #HolidayGame2025

GM: "if it goes to 0 is it dead or is it dying?" Aislin: "it becomes a salad." Messerei: "It becomes a moonflower salad..." #plantcreatures #howsaladismade

Osahar: "this is a large problem..." *Dire bears are coming in* #thepun #itsbearable

Messeri: "It's the Dire Ticks I'm worried about..." Aislin: "Aye, They Suck." #Puns #thesuperiorformofhumor

"Also, because of the rocks nobody saw any of that." "So he just went over there, we heard a noise like a chainsaw screaming, and saw metal bits flying out from behind the cover, and now the fight is over?" #LancerRPG #BlackbeardSekhmentAndATerrifyingMeleeBuild

"He just...he walked over there, popped core, and turned on Sekhment and SOLO'D THE ENCOUNTER. ALONE. IN TWO TURNS. Everything on this map is wreckage and corpses!" #BlackbeardIsExactlyAsGoodAsYouThink #HeStressedToDeath #ButStill #LancerRPG #TheGifIsBasicallyWhatHappened

"Wait, wait. You HAVE Sekhment already? And you popped the core power so they... I take it back. You're not stuck over there with all of them. They're stuck there with you." #LancerRPG #BlackbeardCorePower #AndTheNHPIsAboutToComeOnline

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes. The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

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"Also, because of the rocks nobody saw any of that." "So he just went over there, we heard a noise like a chainsaw screaming, and saw metal bits flying out from behind the cover, and now the fight is over?" #LancerRPG

"He just...he walked over there, popped core, and turned on Sekhment and SOLO'D THE ENCOUNTER. ALONE. IN TWO TURNS. Everything on this map is wreckage and corpses!" #BlackbeardIsExactlyAsGoodAsYouThink #HeStressedToDeath #ButStill

Ok this was hilarious and scary both at the same time 😂🤣

Kaldrim at the end of tonight's session Looks up from a book Realises no one has bothered him in ages "Best, Day, Ever" #WeAccidentallySkippedTheKoboldInTheCatchup #KaldrimIsACreatureOfHabitThough #SoHesFine

Omg they did a male version of the ‘secret vote’ ad and it’s even better than the female version.

This gentleman is spot-fucking-on. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇