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🌸Mel_Lisa

@DumbleLizzy

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Perhaps a cup of hot chocolate/rooibos tea and a slice of caramel cake/carrot cake can make it all go away🫢🤭

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined December 2012
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@vanschaik1
Van Schaik Bookstore
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@heispeg_
pegasus
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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet
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@iamtsheps
Je suis Tsheps
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I did History in high school neh, and i can say with my chest that 90% of the stuff on this account was never in the curriculum.
@HistorySAZAR
History ZAR
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A schoolboy is arrested during protests against the 1987 white parliamentary elections in Athlone township, Cape Town, May 1987. In 1986, some 25,000 people were imprisoned without trial under the Emergency regulations. Of that number, 10,000 were children under the age of
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@MuloiwaThendo
Thendo Muloiwa
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I've said this once, I'm going to say it again. Don't get a TFG account to grow your credit score. Get a credit card paired with your cheque account, do all your swipes on your credit card & pay it back in full on pay day. This will ensure you don't pay a cent in interest & fees
@ThatgirlLee__
𝓑𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝓓z𝒐𝒍𝒍🩰
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Just checked my credit score. Eyi let me go open that TFG account 💔💔😀
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@Leave_the_candy
Ndumi
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Give us a list of schools and subjects, the teachers can come tomorrow
@ewnupdates
Eyewitness News
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PSA warns that growing SA teacher shortage could affect learning quality https://t.co/OYbfyiNXrx
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@LPGASA
LPGas Association of South Africa
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CALLING ALL LPG SECTOR STAKEHOLDERS! 📢 Mark your calendars for October 10th! It's Dangerous Goods Awareness Day 2025! This day is our opportunity to reinforce safe handling, encourage continuous training, and support industry collaboration on safety. Your participation is
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@_ThembekileT
arya stark
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“That’s why I can’t looooooooovveee yyyyyuuuuuuuwww in the daaaaaaarrrrkkkk!!” E le nna on 3 consecutive nights
@BALUCIAGA
⭐️
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adele could easily fill up FNB stadium three nights in a row.
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@Yfm
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Keep it 100 with @ReboostEnergy ! Get the energy to be at your best and you could stand the chance to win your share of R1 million in prizes! 🤩 Simply buy any 2 Reboost products, scan the QR code on the can, spin the wheel, and you could win R100 airtime, R1000, or R100 000!
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@drtlaleng
Dr Tlaleng Mofokeng
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failing grade 11
@andyzee2
Mark Zugubig
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Isn’t she in Grade 11?
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@Ntebogeng___
Fresh Prince of Moletjie
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First rule of mastering any South African dance move is to act like you’re doing us a favour by dancing. 👍🏾
@Musa_Khawula
Musa Khawula
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Hungani Ndlovu dancing.
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@_aboihasnoname
Wow, He’s Tsonga!
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No one has been lying like this account lately. 😭
@tWeatherSA
Gauteng Weather
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⚠️ ALERT: THE SA WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A WARNING FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS IN THE GREATER JOBURG, PRETORIA & EAST RAND AREAS FROM MONDAY AFTERNOON!
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@Slackonbothsydz
Stove Joseph
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50 and Ja in the retirement home
@awkwardgoogle
Interesting things
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These cats were put in separate cages because they kept fighting https://t.co/r1KslZ054W
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@WambuguWanjohi
Mbogo ya Nduîki
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Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.
@NobelPrize
The Nobel Prize
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Tu Youyou became the first mainland Chinese scientist to be awarded a #NobelPrize in a scientific field - for discovering artemisinin, a malaria cure that’s saved millions. Today we reveal the 2025 medicine laureate. Stay tuned.
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@InstantLoan_Hub
Instant Loan Hub
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🎉 Mzansi, while others rest – we’re on the move! 🚀🔥 It’s time to VOTE for your Mini Prize! 🏆 💡 Options on the table: 1. R100 Electricity Token ⚡ 2. R100 Cash 💵 3. Pep Voucher 🛍️ 4. Shoprite Voucher 🛒 5. R50 Airtime 📱 6. Dischem Voucher 💊 🏆How to enter: A. Tag 5
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@wydturan
Snax.
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there is no honey in here wtf do these bums do all day
Unveiling the intricate architecture of a hornet's nest
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@memoment80s
MT
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@1xeraz Sometimes you just gotta cruise to take your mind off things. Even if you not going nowhere
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@1xeraz
bab
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Flexing don’t gotta make sense
@y0bera
bera
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Why did King Kai have a car when his planet had a diameter of 63 meters?
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@Awakenjp
JP 𖣂⍣
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someone needs to blow up that hospital
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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‘Grey’s Anatomy’ has been renewed for Season 22.
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@bandile_banks
Exclusive Banks🤴🏾
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This bru can chat his wild thoughts without stuttering. 😭😭😭😭
@MICRHYMESA
ShenRon
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❗️❗️❗️
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@FNBSA
FNB South Africa
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Basebenzile abafana. Yhu, inhliziyo yam’ cishe yama! 🥺🇿🇦
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