Jack Laytons Of Pipe, Leader of No Dry Pussy
@DryChrisVII
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A constant exercise in the duality of man. Follow @DerDryChris for my content.
Worst-Case, Ontario
Joined November 2010
Top 10 memes that'll make you the most humongous chungus redditor of your gc
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The heartbreaking part is that the left image is literally how drawing starts. Blocking out ideas like that is a common strategy to art. They’re so close to creating what’s in their head themselves but instant results culture has normalized skipping the part where people fall in
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You made a song about heiling Hitler that ended with a speech from Hitler! Where do you get your balls to expect people to just move on from that?!
Ye said to be frustrated after a group of internet personalities recently played his banned song at a club, as he’s been trying to move away from past controversies.
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Did Doug Ford tell anyone to boycott Apple phones? How about made in China hockey gear? Made in China toys? Made in China electronics?
UPDATED: Doug Ford tells Canadians to ‘boycott’ Chinese EVs that will enter Canada as part of Carney’s trade deal
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That rocks, though ICE will probably kill one of them
Liberals are now putting Mexican flag magnets on their cars, in an attempt to waste ICE agents time by getting pulled over.
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ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW GATES ORDER?
BREAKING: Bill Gates warns there is a five-year deadline before the world enters a new dark age.
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One of the biggest differences between Resist 1.0 and Resist 2.0 is that the Epstein files are in INFINITELY better liberal object of obsession than whatever Russiagate was. It’s such a huge upgrade it’s not even a comparison.
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Justin Trudeau. I'm not joking.
If Pierre Poilievre gave a speech at Davos yesterday, what would he talk about?
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Rubin's definitely dumb enough to be Thiel's type but he's not supple enough nor fresh blooded to satisfy his tastes.
Dave Rubin claims Candace Owens openly hated Charlie Kirk so she reveals he's secretly been a pedophile groomer and she knew about it for years but told no one and may have had an affair with Peter Thiel
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it gets to a point where i can’t easily tell if something like this is a joke or not
Windows 11 is releasing an emergency update that will let users turn off their computer.
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She was crying because they took her neighbor out of his house half naked in subzero temperatures and accused him of being a child rapist, ignored him saying he was a citizen, and then it turned out they had the wrong guy
This woman is crying hysterically because ICE was conducting a search for two child rapists living in her neighbourhood. That’s right. She was crying for child rapists. This is why, as a survivor of child sexual abuse, I will never trust the left.
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The only regular dude to ever become a streamer and he is condemned to argue with his chat about extremely obvious things for eternity. Lesson in there
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goes extremely hard
A Soviet poster from 1944 depicting legions of German soldiers fated to die in the Russian winter thanks to Hitler's orders.
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we’ll be classy to the united states when they’re classy to us
Call me a stick in the mud, but I cannot feel comfortable with fans booing a national anthem. C'mon Edmonton: let's stay classy.
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She must be auditioning for another Nobel peace prize…
Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Corina Machado wants more bombs, not just for Venezuela but for Cuba and Nicaragua too
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It’s kind of funny watching almost every single corporation reach the same “oh shit oh fuck everyone hates this and it’s not working the way it was sold to us” point at the exact same time
YouTube says they are actively looking to reduce the spread of ‘AI slop’ on the platform. (Source: https://t.co/Fp9I4Q4gLD)
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man: i wish to publish reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
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This is why "these guys are weirdos" was the best political messaging Democrats ran on since 2008, and then they just stopped doing it
Trump on NATO: "Until the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me. They called me daddy." (He means Greenland.)
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You must be killing it on Linkedin with ideas like these.
As Florida Governor, I'll send out a mass email to all 260,000 state employees and ask them "What did you get done this week?" If they don't reply with 5 accomplishments, they're out.
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They’ve been trying the flattery shit for a decade now man. This is where it’s gotten them.
Trump is halfway finished with his term. The midterms are in a few months. He only has 2 years left. All that Europeans and Canadians have to do is wait and be nice to Trump. And that’s it. But no, they are immediately selling everything to China. China china china. Idiots.
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