If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since
AriZona has been able to keep prices low because in 30 years we have never thought that spending a ton of money on commercials was worth it. If the product is good then it will sell...But yeah go ahead and spend $7 million dollars on 30 seconds.
PSA: Our recommended selling price for AriZona in the USA is still 99c! The can on the right is from Canada, where $1.29 converts to around 99c!
Don’t worry fam, we still got you 💚🌸😊
Inflation is everywhere you look these days -- except on a can of
@DrinkAriZona
Iced Tea, which still advertises "Great Buy! 99¢" as it has ever since 1992. How is this possible?
@SamAugustDean
investigates the greatest mystery in business.
Blackthorne: You tell him that despite the price being clearly printed on the can the dog of a merchant is charging more. The drooling tea monger must be held responsible for this affront. There needs to be order!
Mariko: the Anjin is upset about iced tea
my boss: don't tweet it
me:
my boss: do NOT tweet it
me:
my boss: do not even think about twee-
me: arnold palmer was a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce