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Founder/CEO, . Time traveler. Weekly news livestream at

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This tweet aged well
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Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile
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Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile
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Man creates new Twitter account, only posts Trump tweets word for word, gets banned rapidly
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Experiment Update - Well it finally happened. Took longer than expected. 12 hour suspension and had to delete the offending tweet. Here’s the screenshots @suspendthepres . Will post to the account when suspension is lifted.
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The Federal Government continues to spend far too much money trying to rescue Matt Damon. He knew what he was getting into
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NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover
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Hello, world. My first look at my forever home. #CountdownToMars
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@L1l_f1re states will open up to soon and have to close down again
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@MyqueI November 2020
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@bruhlax which one? There are two
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Political journalism twitter just got real quiet. Probably reacquainting themselves with the Flynn/Saudi nuclear tech transfer timeline…
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@Giarlton can't talk about it. Learned my lesson last year. The Seahawks were -supposed- to win
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@medericforever Vaccine by September
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@420_Swallowski Don't give guns to robots
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but the world is not going to end on June 21st. Or this year. Or this decade. However there might be complications. Vote
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Things will get better
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I like how CNN keeps the question on screen so we can compare how far off topic the candidates eventually roam #GOPDebate
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Hope everyone’s ready for the longest October in history, this is just the tip of the iceberg
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Halfway done with 2020 - hang in there folks :)
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I did! You wouldn’t believe the stuff I actually fixed
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NO YOU SHUT UP!
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@DrewCurtis @leahmoore YOU COULD HAVE CHANGED THINGS! DAMN YOU, TIME TRAVELLER!
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Mitch McConnell voted today, and all we got was this perfect photobomb
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@Capone6694 @caro yup it's in the range, that was from new years eve 2015
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Admission: I'm a loopback time traveler from 2025. Enjoy 2021 - it's as good as it gets for awhile
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Hey time traveler followers - the world didn’t end today. Also - everyone trying to scare you is trying to sell you something
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There's always a tweet - Ultimate Edition
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Anarchists, Agitators or Protestors who vandalize or damage our Federal Courthouse in Portland, or any Federal Buildings in any of our Cities or States, will be prosecuted under our recently re-enacted Statues & Monuments Act. MINIMUM TEN YEARS IN PRISON. Don’t do it! @DHSgov
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@its_rossey @bruhlax August/September
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@maygen2001 I don't know but if it follows the usual pattern, right after one of them comes out of rehab for the first time
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it's a low bar but - things improved once everyone heeded my warning. You should've seen the other timeline
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@DrewCurtis Hows 2025 lookin?
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@alonetimeirwin it's a low bar, but better
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Tomorrow I’ll be releasing a very specific timeline of how the next three weeks are going to go
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Trump just showed he'll cancel an event if enough people protest it. Game on
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Everyone ready for the double hurricanes next week?
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As soon as one of them runs out of money
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@MaxwellLuxray Things get way worse in South America and Africa but it's gradual
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Be good to each other. We’re all we have
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I declare victory
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Let’s tell everyone there’s a vaccine shortage
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Hold on to your butts
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Trump’s strategy: If you can’t win a debate, don’t let the other guy talk #PresidentialDebate
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@tapisseriefille the real rough part is post election when he blames election fraud
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@Naziru24 you should see what I fixed. Crazy stuff
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My middle son Chance was already excited about the time travel stuff but I just told him I invented Florida Man also and it blew his mind
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This aged well
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@KAJKAJKAYLA Florida's going to screw it up for the rest of us
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@MasonKCMO it's a five year average
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Every state that re-opens schools will have an outbreak 10-14 days later and have to shut them down again
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2021 highlights: Puerto Rico and DC become states, multiple Trump admin officials end up in jail
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@DrewCurtis Whats next ?
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@javi305fl I run a news aggregation website and reading everything keeps me a step ahead
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Don’t know who made this but this is some master level trolling right here
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The number of things I did not tweet tonight might be a record
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1) light 2) Mormons
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Two things I can't stop thinking about: 1. What is the point of unscented candles 2. What is the point of decaf coffee
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For the rest of our lives, everyone will claim it was totally obvious that sending kids back to school would kick off the worst covid outbreak the world has ever seen Hindsight is literally 2020
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Indeed
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I'm just a really good guesser. Really really good
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like ??!!??!!
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@sidney_burden @Keep_your_lies_ before. Specifically on the 3rd
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@knightshift859 @BizarreLazar what he actually proved was Trump is getting preferential treatment from Twitter
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@betsyrnewman @DevinCow things will get better
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Always bet against the apocalypse
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oh look someone's already put one together h/t @brooklynmarie again
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You should see what I fixed! This is actually the best timeline
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Michelle Carr ·o. △̶ she/her
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@SethMacFarlane . @DrewCurtis what you have done?
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@Tut_siee No (probably)
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Turn off the news, spend time with your family, come back tomorrow to find out what actually happened. It's a better use of your time
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Merry Xmas everyone. Five more days here before loopback-me from 2025 gets here. Anyone have any questions for him?
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Fancy animation when you heart a tweet w the #IVoted hashtag, check it
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Hang in there folks, closer and closer. This won’t be the only one either
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BREAKING: The first vaccine tested in the U.S. for the coronavirus boosted volunteers' immune systems as hoped, researchers report. Final study starts this month.
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Just realized that the fact we are going to watch the debate at a friends house so our kids don't accidentally see it is kind of terrifying
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@KelseyCoCa @L1l_f1re Florida is why we can't have nice things
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@scalzi I demand a recount there’s no way you outscored @neilhimself by 9 points ;)
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So here's a thread on how the next few weeks are going to play out...
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It happened not long after they invaded Georgia
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shauna
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Between McConnell hiding election interference and Rand Paul defending it, looks like Russia’s already annexed Kentucky.
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Maybe they meant 1/20/2021?
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@DrewCurtis will something happen on 1/12/2021?
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Time traveler alert
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Politics is sucking up most of the news cycle but meanwhile amazing things are happening thanks to what we learned from Covid in 2020
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Eric Feigl-Ding
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FANTASTIC NEWS—A potential vaccine for multiple sclerosis is now within sight on the horizon! And it’s an mRNA vaccine by BioNTech, maker of the Pfizer #COVID19 vaccine. Study in mice shows great promise for improving symptoms & stopping MS progression!
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@HPr2005 rest of the school year yes
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Zero chance
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@DrewCurtis is the world really going to end tomorrow??
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@KliKlixo I love the reference :)
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I declare victory
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I don't mean to alarm anyone but Kentucky's first Covid-19 cases were in Cynthiana, which is where Rick is from in The Walking Dead comics in the first issue
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Dry January was going just fine until today
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Today two years ago was The Last Normal Day
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@elonmusk This won’t work out how you think it will. Does anyone on your team have community experience?
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@toontoom23 @L1l_f1re no but I'm heading back to 1862 to drop off some cigars in a field in maryland next
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JustSecurity may need to add this one to their timeline eventually
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It wasn't all in CAPS and every word was spelled correctly I don't buy it #PresidentialAlert
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Plain as day
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@26BJ_ @gagggnnooonn 2020 will eventually get better
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@salaam For whatever reason the US presidential elections have been near copies of the KY gubernatorial elections from the year prior, and in 2019 once Bevin lost the establishment threw him under the bus immediately. If that repeats, no and no
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Hurricane Laura hits harder than expected, the federal government has no recovery plan, protests in Kenosha
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If anyone’s running a top ten best protest signs contest this one should be considered
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I’m a time traveler not a movie critic ;)
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Ryan Wright 🇨🇦🇮🇪
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@DrewCurtis You tell us. you're the time traveler. :)
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No it was invented to make people doubt their own experience
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