CJ Carrell
@DrCJCarrell
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Twitter Performance Artist. Old Defender of Empire of Meow on Usenet. I mock magical thinking. Xer and stubborn as Perkele.
City of St. Louis, f'reals
Joined September 2011
It is what they tell the girls in their churches when the youth pastor gets one pregnant.
It's sad that there could be video of Trump raping young girls and his cult would say they were asking for it.
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.@oroligtoctopus Sounds familiar, but something actually got done this time. Whether it sticks remains to be seen.
An elementary school principal in Lower Gwynedd Township, PA 🇺🇸, is on administrative leave after a parent shared a voicemail allegedly containing antisemitic comments. The parent says the principal believed the call had ended and was overheard referring to “Jew this, Jew
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I have to apologize that people who look like me act like J.D. Vance.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
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As soon as the pasta breaks
A friend in Italy taught me this pasta trick and now it’s the only way I make it 🍝
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Bernie does know that even if he gets his way right now, Trump would just DOGE it away, right?
NEW: A milestone pediatric cancer bill years in the making made it to the Senate floor last night. It was the last hurdle before passage. Cancer victims were watching in the gallery. Sibling survivors too. And then it failed. Because of one vote. Bernie Sanders'. Here's why.
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They've already threatened the media to pretend he's not dead when he kicks over.
Trump: There will be a time when perhaps I won't be 100%. When that time comes, I'll let you know about it. You probably will find out about it just by watching
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It's not like you can do a Palestinian emote TD celebration by throwing someone off a building or strangling a baby.
Rams’ Puka Nacua slams NFL refs, promises to do ‘Jewish emote’ TD celebration on livestream https://t.co/fQ4CPDUFSF
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"Apostrophe-dicked tumour" godDAMMit, why didn't I think of that?
Wow, @realDonaldTrump! What other President has sat in the Oval Office shitting himself, surrounded by sycophants pretending they can’t smell it, who all know you’re a pedophile rapist? You imbecilic, apostrophe-dicked tumour. You make me ashamed to be human. God bless America!
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Dozy Don dicked by Discovery
TOTAL BACKFIRE: Pulitzer Prize Board just turned the tables on Trump. In his defamation lawsuit, they’re demanding his tax returns, financial records, and even medical & prescription history if he’s claiming damages. (Law&Crime)
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When he does kick over, how long will the GOP and the media keep up the Weekend At Bernie's charade so the media can get their precious access?
Im throwing the biggest party in the history of planet earth when he dies
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Personally, I'm ordering pastrami, pastrami, and more pastrami. And I'm definitely a fan of that rye.
First off, Happy Hanukkah 🕎… May your lamp never run out of oil. Secondly, I was just told by the owner of Katz’s Deli that I order my sandwich like a “90 year old Jew”… Which is like being awarded the Nobel Prize for eating.
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"Organized" is doing a lot of work here. People aren't less dead if they're shot by an angry lone slob as opposed to two angry people with a plan.
You really think white men are an organized threat the way extreme islamists are? And I am there protector? Why are you trying so hard? I have always been fair to you...dont come at me on this shit site like I am some bullshit white nationalist
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D represents about half of the planet's population.
I feel like D is the only defendable choice -Italian -Greek & Turkish -Levantine -Indian -SEA cuisines (Thai, Vietnamese, Filipino and Indonesian are all great) -Chinese -Japanese -Australian
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Even money that an American gun toter would join the terrorists when it's found who they're shooting at.
Incredibly brave, but no one should ever be disarmed. Had this disgusting attack been attempted in the U.S., these Pakistani terrorists would’ve been shot dead by a bystander immediately. Thank God for the Second Amendment.
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Oh, whatever will Jasmine Crockett do in Texas without the indispensable Brooklyn podcaster vote?
Jasmine Crockett calls criticism of her Pro-Israel stances "intellectually lazy" and asks for people to look at her voting record. Well she has voted to cut UNRWA and to arm Israel, along with voting YES on the following Pro-Israel HRs. HR 771 HR 340 HR 1449 HR 5917 HR 798
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tom holland changed lives with this one
post an iconic performance
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