Not only does #Ivermectin cure/prevent #covid, but it is also a dewormer, causes diarrhea and vomiting, causes skin rashes, and it summons #demons. For livestock use only - of course.

I’ve been off by 6 inches all day.

Pissin off the locals is my favorite pastime

Dry knuckles? Just run your fingers through my hair! #salespitchoftheweek #marketing #greaseball #hair

The worst thing I ever ate was a sea urchin.

Have y’all ever tried the pepper human jerky from Buc-ees? It’s quite good. @bucees #jerky #humanfood #texas

$102 and a citation for public urination. #whatsinyourwallet

Sex party at my place in 20 minutes.

If you left your house with @ShawnMendes on the stereo playing loud, how long would it take your cat to die? #cat #kitty #furbaby #music #shawnmendes #seriousquestion

Ain't nothin like watching Babe in the morning.

The worst thing you could possibly be is a god damn snitch. #420 #blazeit #treason #headswillroll

@franzyj Right! Holy moly 🤓

The deranged beaver is still at large. #beaver #maneater #zombeaver

The ambulance was doing its darndest but it just wasn't enough. The angler died of blood loss too soon. #beaver #bite

He was trying to pose for a photo with the beaver and it bit him in the leg, severing an artery. #zombeaver #beaver #selfie #becareful

In April 2013, a Belarusian angler was bitten by a beaver and died. #beaver #beaversticks #funfact

I secretly do some really weird stuff.

Now hoping that Dick Cheney invites President Trumpfuck on a quail hunt in Texas. #mindblownapart #TrumpPresident #cheney #guns #safety(?)

And for the first time in my life, I feel embarrassed to be an American. #Election2016

Our new president and rep. of our country is a sexist, racist motherfucker. I'm dumbfounded by the idiocy in this country. #Election2016