Docquistador
@Docquistador
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Never gets old
Dude humor is listening to your buddy tell you he parks far away because he’s sick of people parking so close he can’t open his door. Then immediately park so close to him in his far away spot that he can’t open his door
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@Docquistador Oh, so this isn't a 3 day alpha camp recruitment video?
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What the fuck did I just watch
The US 🇺🇸 Navy Seals envy the Red Bands brigade, the most elite forces, of the Syrian Arab Army 🇸🇾 ⚔️ 🇸🇾 😎 😏 👌 😏
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you're not gonna believe this shit
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Warrior dividend was just better version of dfac steak & lobster.
BREAKING: Trump will make an announcement to the nation at 1 pm tomorrow
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Here comes the catch for the warrior dividend
BREAKING: Trump will make an announcement to the nation at 1 pm tomorrow
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Which way, western man? Girl boss doctor who moon lights as an EDM festival ethot Or indian scammer who got his lab coat & medical degree from Temu
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At this point they’re all drunk and they’re going to skull fuck some 5’5 Venezuelans.
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POV Some LCPL started a rumor the Commandant blessed off taking Big Tiddy Latinas home as war trophies. (Their IFAKs full of gas station Rhino Pills)
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Fake Gay Southern Hipster Music vs Real Country Music lesson 271: Today we have - Metrosexual degenerate who makes shit music vs A True Country Artist
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“So you took a payday loan for the $1,776 check?” Roger Sarn’t. “And you went to Secret’s last night & spent $2,600?” Sarn’t, she said we had a special connection. She even told me her real name. “And now you want know if there’s a way to sell the 4 leave days you have
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One of my homies ran into my ex girlfriend at the grocery store today. She got chubby.
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Sectors of fire Priority of targets Assault lanes Rates of fire Camo’d out
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