I know there aren't many people left on here, but:

We've got a new paper on @biorxivpreprint:

Petition to rescind the PhD accorded by University of Kansas to Pamela S. Whitten in 1996 - Sign the Petition! via @Change.

I really like writing papers based on our results, but then I remember that @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump are ruining scientific research in the US, and the @NIH is just bending over and taking it. Like science & religion, science & politics shouldn't mix.

Can a sticker be my spirit animal?

Why did PubMed just go down? I hate everything.

If there's a more sessionable beer than @UplandBrewCo's Bourbon Barrel-Aged Teddy Bear Kisses, I don't know what it is.

White meat is inferior to dark meat. #BanChickenBreast.

Does anyone have a dam- strain of E. coli for protein production from pET vectors?.

Do I blame Millennials or Gen Z for this travesty?.

If you want to smoke meat and drink beer tomorrow, start driving to my house now. #Bochtoberfest.

I'm looking for an all-inclusive fishing lodge in Alaska to give my dad a bucket list trip. Any suggestions?.

Why is my incompetence never rewarded like this? I could've done an equally bad job for half as much.

This:

If you don't use the Oxford comma, we can't be friends.

Any ASBMB members out there want to organize a mini-symposium with me for the April 2025 annual meeting in Chicago?.

Is Season 1 of the X-Files the greatest first season of any show ever?.

We're doing Xmas in July next weekend. If anyone has some killer cookies, send the recipe this way!.

RT @the_ironsheik: WHEN FRIDAY COME AND THE BEER IS COLD BUBBA #FridayFeeling

I had a great time talking yeast with the @SSPers at @IUBloomington and enjoying a fermentation-themed reception after. I wish there had been a program like this when I was in high school.