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Luo men chew kikuyu ladies while their brothers sing they are not circumcised wakiwa base ya muratina. 💀😂🤣
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Mwanaume kuwa introvert inakuanga one wrong move yenye inaweza lead to suicidal thoughts. Maze jana nimeamua kutembelea morio wangu introvert majioni hivi atleast anisaidie na pin ya kufungua simu. Nimempata akidishi ugali na chumvi na amenishow ameenda hivo forra month.....
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Madem wa ocha unaweza wateka virahisi lakini place unaweza enda kumdinyia ndo inakuanga ngori buana. Ndo maana unaweza ona uncle from Nairobi ameamua kuenda kulisha ng'ombe leo kumbe ako na affairs na mtoto wa chief buana. Eeih maii lawds 😂
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Hii pande ni ugali na sukuma juu beef labda yangu na Kaunda Uongoman. 💀
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Brothers ile siku mtakuja kurealise kwa nini dame wako anabebangwa na msee mmoja wa nduthi day in day out, utakuja kurealise all women are wicked creatures. Infact tofauti yao na nyoka ni rangi peke yake.
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Kumuuliza shida ni gani maze amenishow kuopen up kwa mwanaume akushow anateseka ni ngumu. Hiyo stuff imeniingia hadi kwa maini joh. Wanaume wanakapitia huku nje lakini they have no one to open to. Sometimes amua kuona progress ya mabros wako huku nje. Life is hard already.
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Amka Uongeze stori kwa eulogy yako brother la sivyo itakuwa, mwendazake alizaliwa akazurura akakufa!
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Lakini ile wizi inakuanga hapa kanairo ogopa. Kuna siku nimepitia afya centre nikaingilia kwa corridor, jamaa akaingiza mkono kwa mfuko na mm sivaangi boxer na nimetoboa mfuko, boys alinishika mkwenjele nilisikia tu matusi "jinga jinga jinga " akitoroka! 💀😂
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Usidanganywe na justin Bieber ati your picture need no filter. Yako inataka filtration, winnowing na hand picking 💀
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Omanyala is right. When you have money, you should be flexing with fine Singaporean and Venezuelan women while they massage your sixpacks. Shamakhokho women bring nothing on the table apart from chaos and bitter utterances!
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Mwanaume akiwa at 20-25 yrs inakuanga silent battles na depression. Hapa unapatanga kupata gathambutha labda uende koinange juu girls your age wako in their prime wanataka a financially built man 😡Cheers to all gentlemen wenye wanajituma huku nje maze 🎉
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Dame alibreak virginity at 12 anaweza kuwa na body count ya ngapi by the time ako 25? Huyu Sharon ananipima akidai ako na 3 buana💀
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Vipofu wakiwa daro wanaweza sahau wadinyane wakidhani hakuna msee anawaona💀
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Naa hii jua madame wasipo oga, unaweza anza kutafuta nani huyo anakula omena kwa lecture hall bana 😂💀
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International break feels like the version of men having periods!
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Finally niko 2nd floor🥳becoming the most followed person in our village. Leteni mutuals wenu tufuatane sasa🥳
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Mm naishi kwa single room ya 3k na nalalanga chini. Nitajipanga nikimaliza campus.
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Hii masculinity yangu ishawai fanya nikalala nje kama ndege juu ya disagreement with my father. Ww kama mwanaume inafikanga stage fulani lazima uwe kichwa kwa mzae ndo hadi yeye aone hakuzaa a weak man who can be easily manipulated. Nilikuwa form two!
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Ingekuwa Pastor Ng'ang'a ndo alifanyiwa venye Pastor Ezekiel alifanyiwa, angepiga Benny Hinn makofi na kumuita mkora🤣alafu anaweka ile ngoma ya wamepanga kunimaliza Baba akiwa na guitar yake.
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Hiyo concert ya christina shusho 31st, request yangu ni tupewe 1st ten minutes tupige nduru juu kusurvive hii nchi ya zakayo na Gashagua si mchezo.💀
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During my prime days za usherati, nilikuwa nainvite random gheols kwa maskani yangu, Pombe ilikuwa kwa wingi alafu mabaadaye time ya kiplimo kufanya kazi nilikuwa nachezesha vinembes na icecube. Hii ilikuwa inadislocate kinembe maze. Hao madem walikuwa wanabambika sana💀old days!
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Ukiwa mgeni pale kamiti maximum prison unakuanga target ya wafungwa wameishi hapo. Kuna siku nimeshikwa na karao wa usiku sako tukisafirisha mali ya wizi maze. Nilipelekangwa kamiti maximu prison na vitu nilipatana huku sijawai recover hadi wa leo. Niliingia hapo....
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Online writing na crypto ventures are not for the weak. Kama ww ni muoga weka grocery yako hapo uwe unaona nyanya zako kila siku💀
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Bado tuko monday lakini negativity ile iko sioni kama tutafika saturday bila kufinyia simps kwa corner. Nkt.
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Mwanaume at the age of 30 na bado unavuruta bangi. Hii ni ya small boys wenye bado wanajaribu kujicollect kimaisha!
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Ukiwa a quiet person, wasee hukubeba ufala sana. Wanaonanga ni kama ww ni dwanzi kiplani na sa wanatakanga kutake advantage of you. Kitu hawajui ni eti unaweza kuwa quiet but keen and observant!
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Ukiwa campus hakuna shule itawai kufunza 'lifestyle creep' Kama unajiona ww umetoka kwa familia ya Peasant rats na unataka kuishi kwa bedsitter ya 6k ,go ahead buana. After all si sisi unaitisha rent!
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Mangai hii wiki nayo naona nikifumble pahali juu huyo mwanamke hawezi tumia pesa yangu na akatae na sublenya. Nitampiga shoka ya kichwa kudadake 💀
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Btw mm hulala chini. Naishi kwa keja ya 1500.Nitajipanga nikimaliza campus!
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Ama hii housing levy ililetwa juu Wasee wa nduthi na mama mboga hawananga pahali pa kulala? 💀
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In Kenya , ukikufa lazima kuna mtu amehusika kwa kifo chako. Hizo theories sijui hutoka wapi hata. Kuna mtoi wa jirani yangu alikufa nikasikia wakidai ati during his birth , kuna jaw ya zebra ilipatikana chini ya kitanda 😂
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Hapo campus vijana wajaluo huwanga wanashine kwa elections lakini ikifika huku nje kwa kiti ya urais , nyota inazimwa 😂
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Kuna morio wangu mnono lakini nimesikia alikuwa anadishi mama wa Pub buana. Sa hii kumuuliza hiyo stori , anataka kulia buana. Sa like namuuliza kimani kwani ni shida kudinyana anafume kabisa. Sa kitu najiambia ni kama huyu boys anakuanga na erectile dysfunction sa anakafeel. 😂
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Mrembo wako ametuambia kitu ako nayo tight ni masikio peke yake 😂
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Wasichana huwa mnafeel aje kutolea ndume nguo zote na saa hiyo si bwana yako ama hamna affairs?
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Napenda vile madem hucocentrate wakidarwa , unaweza dhani wanafuata proceedings za ancestors. 😂
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Hii degree itakuja kunimada siku moja walai.What did i miss? Ati Zakayo anaanza kutax inches 🤓😡
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Wacha nibebe charger na jacket juu naweza jipata kampala🤓 Aluta kibrit.
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Ushawai jiuliza just incase ukufe ni kina nani watalia kwa mazishi yako. Buana hakuna haja ya kutreat these human beings good juu familia yako ndo itashughulikia mazishi yako na wamourn kidogo. Hawa wengine watatoa mia mbili wakupost RIP na hiyo siku ingine mtu wako afinywe💀
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Brothers usiwai jaribu kulewa na watu wametoka marginalized areas buana. Zao zikishika kidogo unaonanga ametoa kabambe and starts calling akilia buana. Mmoja alichomoa akabeep uncle yake akamchapia " Uncle hatujawai kosana, uliamua ukanisomesha time nilidharauliwa"😂
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Leo heri nichizi 😂💀kushuka labda niingizwe kwa kidimbwi cha maji 💀😂
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Na hii sura yangu itabidi nimetafuta ile mafuta ya ndevu atleast niimprove hii sura ya bandit angalau nipate sehemu telezi. Hizi streets mnacheza rough kama yule mkamba alienda na lorry mzima ya female tweeps mahn.
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Naishi by the grace of God juu ka ni binadamu ningekuwa nishanyuria.
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My brothers kuna kitu these women never know! Wanaume wanakuanga na target ya madame wanadai kucheza sekete nao na the moment wanaangukianga hiyo honey pot, you might never hear from him again. Buana ndio ww ni mrembo Sharon lakini chakula kitamu hakipikwi na kuni moja. Explore!
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Boys used to go hunting and gathering on weekends but in this century, weekends are for alcohol, women and betting.
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Ukiwa campus alafu uwe ww ni mtoi wa peasant rat hadi hunanga stori most mahn. Unasikianga mbogi ikidai masaa ya mutura imefika wastep, unachizi mahn juu hauna bob na huwezi kumbuka siku ya mwisho kuwa hata na chwani💀Lakini tujitume brothers, effort haiwezi potea bure.
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After death, how long does it take the heart to stop beating? Doctors on the tl ^rn
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Kaunda Uongoman alinifanya nikaacha kuamini wasee huenda kanisa kabisa. Alafu nikikumbuka bibi ya Riggy G ni pastor na anaongeanga ka fala tu naisha. Don't be fooled by Religion!
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NAOMBEA SIMPS WAENDELEE KUONA DUST...
Kuna mamorio walikuwa wangu wawili lakini due to differences hapa na pale niliwacut off juu riba zao hazileti shangwe kamwee.. sa habari sa hivi punde naelezwa kuwa wote walikuwa wanakatia manzi mmoja sa walikuwa wanamake nightshifts ya....
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Mama Mzee anakuangalia kwa supermarket mpaka unashtuka, kumbe alikuwa classmate primary school 💀
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Wacha niingie hall nikazie man city sasa 😂I speak on behalf of Arsenal fans nikisema chelsea kichwaa 😂🤓
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Usiwahi samehea madharau, hata kama ni relative. They all deserve same treatment.
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Confidence ya mwanaume huletwa na pesa hata awe mdogo aje. Kijana ni mdogo lakini akipewa chwani ya ngumu anaweza teka tusichana twote twa kijiji.
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Hata ukificha kwa bag tunajua ni cabbage, hakuna msee hununua mpira njaanuary😂
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Kitambulisho ni haki yako na yeyote anayekuitisha pesa mpeleke mbele afutwe kazi tuajiri mwingine~ uhunye. Na mukarira muno muno(mtalia sana sana) Alituwuon before elections na hatukusikia. Sai hata msee akikufa heri azikwe kienyeji tu juu pesa ya death certificate hakuna. 💀
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