If you or a loved one saw me jump out of my skin at the Valero on 3009 just now you may be entitled to compensation

@DistractedAnna @dumbreepicheep You think the people who work at Gas Station TV go home happy with another day of producing sub-buzzfeed tier content that people have to be forced to watch

@LateImperium @dumbreepicheep I mean I produce sub-buzzfeed content for free and I’m still reasonably happy so probably

@DistractedAnna They are an innovation by the Big Electric Car

@DistractedAnna It's on my platform. I also promise violence against the management that demanded their implementation.

@DistractedAnna I thought I had tweets on this but I think it was on my suspended account

@DistractedAnna There must be some sort of law that anything people sometimes look at will eventually contain an ad

@DistractedAnna one of the buttons mutes the screen, changes by pump style

@DistractedAnna You can mute some of them.

@DistractedAnna Why? It's not like it delays things.

@DistractedAnna Same.

@DistractedAnna it's an op to get people to buy EVs

@DistractedAnna Target of my seething hatred for years

@DistractedAnna theres something about them i almost sort of enjoy, pumping gas is the purest dystopia energy i have ever experienced

@DistractedAnna I think of them as a stress test. If they annoy you, time to relax and take a nap. If you can laugh at their ridiculousness, the world is in balance.