the pfp the user

gm chat.

hey @USArmy @GoArmy why are we addressing corporals as privates 💀

"ai is coming for our jobs". the ai in question:

cloud nine.

hey y'all, where should i try to go for my first duty station?. strong preference for overseas.

lmao the future soldier dashboard has a photo of a C codebase on a ubuntu system. honestly? based as fuck.

#susanalbumparty.

tequila at 10am? you're not an alcoholic if it's just brunch. (mixed with a frozen blended watermelon i pulled from my garden)

88 days.

please don't spit gum into the urinals. it makes it cold, hard, and difficult to chew.

i'm so fucking sick of AI

tales from the gc

"dishpit. even though i am Literally The Only Finance Guy at the company and i have Literally Only One Job To Do, i accidentally did an oopsie woopsie and didn't run payroll for your severance. sorry about that".

only reason i'm a wrapper is because they didn't use one.

it's officially official now. the DD4 is signed and the oath has been taken, now i'm just waiting to ship out.

if your hands don't look like this you're a liberal sissy

part of owning a cat is accepting that your arm will be shredded to ribbons when you play with them. why tf are you wearing a glorified oven mitt, toughen up

i'm inventing a drink that has protein, fiber, caffeine, electrolytes, nicotine, and goth girl spit in it.