Dezzles
@Dezzles
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(He/Him) Actually caught em all. Not very good at being Australian...God of Root Vegetable Mobility!? Lacks self preservation https://t.co/ikDRxeQNmY
Joined October 2009
@acertaingenius @NIWardle @Alison_C_Powell Well of course, you can't very well destroy the universe without scones
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I've been trying to see this band live so long that they no longer have a pianist, let alone the one that got me interested in them in the first place
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Was rewatching the Bingo episode of @GameChangerSam and made this based on an interaction between @BrennanLM and @ChestangRaphael
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I still can't find on the website where it says the complementary soft drink MUST be Pepsi Max, and as someone who cannot stomach anything cola based it's not great that you don't discover this until you're at the venue
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But like, @HoytsAustralia Lux is getting objectively worse, right? It's not just me?
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FAQ: What’s a @KevlinHenney? "Software runs the world. This is something we are more likely to notice when it goes wrong — and particularly when it all goes wrong, as it did on Friday 0x13th." https://t.co/6cocE1SD4b
kevlinhenney.medium.com
In the name of failure
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Yay for @SamsungAU telling me that my Z Flip 6 won't ship until late September and nobody being able to explain why 😒😒😒
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I like to think there's at least one developer at Twitter with a branch they maintain that will just turn X back into Twitter
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Going live in ten minutes to take on the dragon for Challenge Mode May #minecraft #isv
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Me: flailing in the general area of correct while obsessing about elbows
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Me friends: ugh why are you so obsessed with Christmas? Also my friends: *currently singing a Christmas medley at the bar*
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My understanding is that half the time @iambutabookworm makes no sense and the other half is horrifying me, specifically
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Does anyone know where I'm supposed to go now that GG EZ closed down? I've not been to Melbourne in WAY too long @RubeePlays
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you rang?
WHO on earth is keepin' salt and vinegar chips in business???
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staring at windows media player visualizations all day, obviously
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