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One day we will talk about all the big private hospitals in Lagos (e.g Redington and St. Nicholas) and how they offer nurses peanuts. Yet they expect you to be on your toes all day speaking spri spri English to their celebrity Clients.
Eyin were buruku😠😠😠😠
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Sometimes I wonder how teachers do it, how do you survive on a 35k salary?
Mummy proprietress!!! you charge half a milli for school fees but you're paying teachers like peasants and you expect them to wear ko ko Ka and smile always. I'm here to tell you that God will punish you!
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Anyone that has seen SGIT, The Men’s club, Oloture and Glamour girls will know that Sharon Ooja is not mid. She’s a very good actress. She gets into character so much you’d forget it’s not her real life.
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A Popular Dr on this app, duped my friend of ONE MILLION NAIRA and he’s living, tweeting and acting as if nothing is wrong.
He changed address and place of work and everytime he’s been asked, he pulls a suicide card.
I’m so sad rn, this girl doesn’t deserve this pain at all.
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You’re a shameless body
@Nigeria_NMC
, your nurses are barely feeding with the meagre salary they are collecting. You are not actively challenging that neither are you countering quackery but you’re flexing muscles on Nurses seeking career progression.
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Whoever it is that started the lie that when you get to UK it’s one nurse per Patient, Wo my Eleda will judge you. I won’t say more than that🙄🙄🙄
Happy Nurses week🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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In school, Lecturers will bully you.
You go for posting, matrons will bully you.
You start internship, they will say Uni nurses have no experience.
You start work, they will use you and pay so little.
Now
@Nigeria_NMC
is preventing such nurses from leaving the country!!!
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Dear
@Nigeria_NMC
your duty is to verify the existence of Nurses on your register. What is your business with how long they have worked for?
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I woke up to a great news today. Nurse Adetola Alao has been found!!!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Thank y’all for your love, prayers and support.
Good evening Everyone, pls my Colleague Nurse Ayomide Adetola ALAO is still missing, it’s been over two weeks now and we’re more than worried. She got missing on her way to work (FMC Ebute-meta,Lagos)
Cc;
@TunjiDisu1
@jidesanwoolu
@nannm_nigeria
@LagosNannm
@fmceblagos
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Dear Chief Matron, it’s good that you’ve passed ielts and I rejoice with you. But ma, you won’t sit in the office here o, your 21yr old colleague will call you by your first name and send you to go and find something in the store and you must 🏃♀️.
I say lemme just prepare you
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Dear Nigerian Nurses, I hope we can see the massive support we’ve been getting from other healthcare professionals. When it’s time for us to stand with them too, let’s not be too quick to forget this and carry their matter on our head like gala.
#NotoNMCNverificationrules
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Doctor: (enters and whispers into your ears) Nurse I’m here for round and these relatives are too much
Nurse: (talks loudly) Pls everyone you’ll have to excuse us now, we are about starting ward round.
Relatives: Rude Nurse! no be Dr enter quietly now without saying anything
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@the_kemmy
Like when I gave birth to my Son and one of the grandparents gave a name idea. I was like granny please dead it, how do you see this blessed caramel of creamy human flesh and want to name him Sunday because he was born on Sunday.
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@SMiTHiE___
Wo!!! If they Send My husband and I out of this house We are coming live with you. E remain to call 911 for us tori we don laugh the whole apartment down🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dear Nigerians, the root cause of this loss is Nursing and midwifery council of Nigeria. If they didn’t release that smelly circular we wouldn’t have lost😭😭😭😭.
#NotoNMCNverficationrule
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@Mister_Tippy
@Funlolah_
She did it together with a Nurse called JUSTINA EJELONU who also died with her fetus.
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Okomi, yes it is too much to ask. Both of us can’t have the same vision because my God is not a God of Confusion. I presented my case first, to be the full housewife so dead this idea and face your work🙄
I just want to wake up from bed every single day, eat, drink, watch Netflix, play video games and go back to bed at night. Then, rinse and repeat.
Is that too much to ask?!
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Better late than never 😜
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When you meet nurses that train in Nigeria or Ghana tbh the confidence they exude is not pride. They really know this nursing inside out. The only thing you can talk about is that we probably come in clueless about a lot of equipments (thanks to our government) but we sabi book!
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On this day, 3 years ago I looked at my oxygen saturation and my husband of 3 days and all I felt for him was pity. How do you lose someone you literally just signed to be with forever? That was the darkest period of our life. Thank God for second chances. I still have PTSD sha😥
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A matron that I know just died of Covid in Lasuth but “ it’s a lie, the government is just using it to steal money”. By the time this covid overwhelms us, una go dey see bodies for road. Shebi you lots have coconut head, you don’t hear word.
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@funshodarq1
Me too!!! Tell me about, he ran Lagos successfully, he’s a genius blablabla. A demented old criminal? Truth is that, e don dey touch everybody bayi. Some of us can complain openly but they can’t🤣🤣🤣
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When I relocated from Osun to Lagos I felt the same way as when I relocated to the Uk. It’s not about where you move to, starting life afresh in a new place will make you question your decision. Reduce your expectations, work smart, BLOCK SOME FAMILY MEMBERS and you will be fine.
What's your take on the UK that will get you in this position?
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Dear Nigerian Nurse, that you have the thought of relocating and making your life better alone, I applaud you. We are all products of a failed nation.
However, move at your own speed, saving from your peanut salary is extremely difficult and you're doing a very good job.
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Where is the job in the country that you want these nurses to stay back and do? With how hard the country is right now, you still want to make it harder for them.
@Nigeria_NMC
Nurses in diaspora please let’s open a go fund me and fight these bunch of idiots!
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@nma_kara
Yet most of the well paid footballers do not even understand or speak English without an interpreter. Guess who their sponsors are? The “white” people you claim to be feeling for. I have joined prayers not only in another language I do not understand but another religion too.
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You people are not any different from kidnappers because you’re clearly holding people to ransom. We will not take it and we will drag you to any length. Okan iyalaya yin o ni bale!
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My dm is filled with names of hospitals and the amount they are paying REGISTERED NURSES. You people don't use to fear God ni? Isn't this modern day slavery? And you expect them to put their A game into saving lives even if the salary is not enough for 3 squared meals 😭😭😭
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If Erica is coming on Monday to still Body shame, abuse and blame laycon for everything that happened to her then I see no growth and she’s still living in denial without any responsibility for her actions which means all we’ve been seeing is just “act for the camera”
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My baby and I are sleeping under his blanket. I can’t wait for when he’s bigger so I can start dragging his bigger cot with him, then wake up next day to watch cocomelon & drink caprisun together.
My husband is the parent in this relationship, the rest of us, we are children.😜
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@DoctorEmto
where is my friend’s one million naira!!!! Do you want to kill her? Do you even have a conscience at all? Since last year!!!!!
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Dear Nurses, pack your bags!!! No insurance if you die from Covid and just now, your health minister said he’s not aware of your hazard allowance.
Once this pandemic is over, let’s register for ielts and Cbt. I have materials. Do it for yourself and your loved ones. IRE O
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Imagine someone who has just struggled to pass IELTS/OET after so many attempts. So you’re telling them now that they’ve just wasted their time, money and effort?
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If we are being honest,
@Nigeria_NMC
why do I need to pay you to confirm that I’m on the register? It doesn’t even happen anywhere else in the world.
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@HeartOfGoId_
No please, Infact if you can speak your local language to her i.e Igbo you should start doing that more now. She will lose the Naija accent in less than one year and no matter how you speak, it won’t affect her British accent. Kids are very fast at learning languages.
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First time i entered bolt in Ibadan, after travelling what seemed like a very long distance my fare was 850. I couldn’t believe it, me who just relocated from Lagos.
Lagos is for glorified suffering abeg. If I’m ever settling in Naija it’s definitely Ibadan, very cheap!!!
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You all are mad!!! God punish all of you. Every professional body in the world is doing their best to make things easier for their people, you, on the other hand is doing everything to take us back to the Stone Age. Eyin were buruku yi🙄🙄
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All these Nursing leaders won’t take the bold step Drs took now o, they will keep exposing Us and our families to corona w/o PPE, forming stupid nightingale. But when Drs eventually get what they fought for, Nigerian Nurses will be crying foul play all over the place.
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Dunsin Oyekan definitely receives his lyrics from heaven. That’s the only way I can explain the feeling I get everytime I listen to his music
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Please support us as we undergo our Nurses reform protest rally today.
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My friend is angry no one from her ward has checked up on her since she caught covid few days ago. I laughed and told her no one has checked up on me since I left work last year. It’s their culture, they only care when they see you.
WELCOME TO YOUKAY😀
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If I were to be man, can’t date some of you ladies on the TL. You’re so toxic and without peace. You come on here and talk your partner down, get opinions from people who haven’t even gotten their own shits together. By the time you realise the joke is on you, it will be too late
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DJ switch was bullied till they made it appear to the whole world as though she was hallucinating.
I pray we all heal from the aftermath of this tyranny. 🙏
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@Hardeshinaisma1
You see someone spell Naija as naij and your 6th sense still didn’t tell you that gbas gbos awaits you if you do anyhow
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Oyinbos will not bring fried meat, fish, jollof rice or turkey to work. It’s always radarada chocolate and ice cream-like cake and they will be grinning from ear to ear as if they’ve brought something special for celebration. Teeee ba gerrout🙄🙄🙄
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NMCN should be ready for me, I will pour my frustration on them😠😠😠
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There's one hospital in osogbo (Emmanuel) that one is the funniest. He pays RN/RM even Bsc, 20k (maybe he has increased to 22 now Sha) and still remove tax😭
Talmbout, "Osogbo is very dry nau" but baba ti fe ra gbogbo estate tan.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No country in the world will “detain” their nurses for 2 years after school before they can leave! Also, verification in the UK takes less than 24 hours so what’s Mr Farouk chatting about?
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Gratitude. That’s all I’m gonna give to God for such a beautiful new year. I’m not where I wanna be but I’m not where I used to be. I got it all Figured out by His grace and I have an amazing Husband to call mine😍
Cheers to a new year!!!🥂🍾 🎊
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They say technology will take over medics. Shey at General where we will first go and take approval from MD then go and beg boda taiye engineering before they can on Gen for us at emergency so we can sunction and nebulize.
You rate this country too much sha🤣🤣🤣
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Every time she asks for her money, the next thing is if they want to take you to jail they should take you, it will only lengthen the repayment time. One kobo, you still haven’t paid.
You’re a such a disgrace to medical profession!!!
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My patient sent me to go and tell her husband in another ward that she loves him and she's getting discharged 😍😍😍
Emi cupid aye! 1 sec moti be d'ebe!!!
This is the kind of content i signed up for❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Ati Anita o, Mummy Anita and Dr you people should go and wait at neuropsychiatric hospital Aro by 5:30am tomorrow, once they open office laidis, let them admit all of you:
Anita (BPD)
Mummy Anita (upcoming digbolugi)
Dostor ( chronic Attention seeking disorder).
Ire o 👋
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Pls y’all, Nurse ADETOLA ALAO is still yet to be found!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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But come to think of it, let’s assume I finish school of nursing and my husband decides we travel out immediately. That means my career has ended because I won’t be verified since I don’t have 2 years work experience.
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Jesu!!! I dreamt that I gave birth to a quadruplet. My guardian Angel please help me to beg Jesus to beg God. From whose uterus???? Ejor, the number you’ve dialled is unresponsive 🙏🙏🙏
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@iamSwaga22
I don’t know why we are so backward in Nigeria. With everything that is happening, I can’t imagine why anyone would still want APC ruling them for another 8 years. Must be Eedi and Asasi at this point, tori e no fit be oju lasan again.
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A disclaimer. Please dead the narrative of maybe they wanted to be a Dr and got dropped blablabla. For example, me I didn’t even want to be a Nurse. I wanted to be a newscaster like Tope Alabi of OSBC so I can be tying fine gigantic gele. But it is what it is. Alhamdulillah
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@LIBGyal
@FOLABIGRACE_
My dad is almost 50years older than me and everytime he falls sick, people see an old man who’s having “old people’s sickness” while I see (me) a lady who’s too young to be fatherless. It’s the only reason I’ve shed tears deeply recently.
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Boya if I still dey work for Orile agege I for get small compassion but you see working with NHS (especially bedside) has reduced my Oju aanu. I dey toil and lakaka before I make money now, I don’t know how sad your story is or will ever be, jor okomi, mi oni le Shey transfer🙏🙏
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@olawalesmd
The one in my house was extremely ill one time and he was still proving “Babe we need to follow nice guidelines” before passing out literally. He woke up to see that I’ve already commenced Iv meds and IVF. Tell me why he got well in 2days. Very stubborn people🙄🙄🙄
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Two patients were brought in dead, one came in with 300/150, he later died. All these happened within 2hours. Summary of the day is pls check your Blood pressure!!! Use your Anti hypertensive meds!!!
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Is it only you? They must sha drag you for one thing or the other on this app. Such a waste of skeletal framework!!!!
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Congrats to the all the Nurses that just passed their council exams. The best thing you can do for yourself and your descendants after this is to write IELTS and CBT/NCLEX, except you want to be collecting 80k monthly sha🤷🏻♀️
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@DNurseAdvocate
Sis, I don’t think any mother would prefer to leave her kids on the cold floor if she had a better option. Plus this is Nigeria o, impromptu tests can be fixed unannounced. Also, being the older sibling comes with natural “fix it” instinct even if the age gap is just a year.
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You people should spray me money as you listen.
P.S: If you come for my frog voice I will block you. Singing after a busy night? You too do am if e easy😜😜😜
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@cassy_collins_
@beebayuu
He gets me water, turn off the light and every other errands I need to do when I'm on bed because if I step down, sleep will leave my pretty eyes😍. Sometimes I wish he can pee for me sef 🙈
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God please strengthen Hilda Baci. I don’t know her but I see she has really worked so hard, I pray she breaks that record. Every time I remember to check up, I see her still on her feet cooking. She has 3 days to go.
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That “All over me” by laycon keeps playing in my head. How can someone be so good and yet so humble.
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My husband spoke to this bastard, man to man, Dr to Dr, even pleaded with him to pay in instalments..... he replied him with so much condescension and arrogance. Oloshi, ole!!!!
@DoctorEmto
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In my next life, I want to meet my husband earlier and start childbearing. I don’t expect you to understand sha especially if you are still in your early or mid twenties, na body go tell you.
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My friend has passed Nclex, ielts and Cbt.
Ha ah, I stan that Queen Abeg!!!!
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What did we carry what did we throw 😲😲😲😲
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So Nigerians left this human being and voted for Shigidi🤦🏽♀️
#NotoNMCNVerificationrule
My President has Spoken
Thank you Sir.
Peter Obi Gregory.
@PO_GrassRootM
@PeterObi
We say
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Nurses Raises am.
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EXAM TESNION!!!
WHAT IS THAT RUBBISH YOU OR SOMEONE BESIDE YOU SAID DURING PRACTICAL /VIVA /OSCE ?
Q: Tell us how you will manage pph?
Nurse O: I will fest of fest appreciate the effort of my patient for bleeding so much.
I was in station two but I laughed 😭😭
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Ordinary NMC page you haven’t opened talkless of doing verification but your major concern is “so how much tax do they remove from your salary, I heard..”
Iyami, everything you heard is true. Mafejo pami, maa gba 100k e lo pelu ayo.
If it’s that bad, then why am I still here?🤷🏽♀️
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