You, an open mic comedian who spent 9 hours making a sketch and another 7 hours editing it: 113 views, 1 comment from ur aunt asking how you are doin Me, a 14 yr old in Nebraska who yells 'Where the Beans' at strangers on TikTok: 9,000,000 views, appointed interim mayor of Omaha

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The Bear has turned into This is Us for people with hand tattoos

If this goes to game 6 Adam silver is going to let the Knicks travel and use non lethal weapons (kubatons, pockets full of sand etc)

An OKC + IND finals would have 11pm Joe Dirt on Comedy Central ratings

Jesus has personally blessed Jalen Brunson and the Knicks are the official basketball team of Heaven

HE ACTUALLY WENT TO VILLANOVA GTFO OUT OF HERE THE NEW POPE IS A UNDERSIZED GUARD

Early reports indicate the new pope has good fundamentals, is unselfish and absolutely ruthless in the high post. Likely to make an immediate impact on the Vatican’s 2026 tournament bid

Funny to see these petty terran musicians fighting over scraps of stage time in the middle of a dessert, meanwhile, Katy Perry is observing it all from above, gaining a perspective of the human condition few are lucky to know.

Do you think Jeff Bezo has ever had white claw

Ok so it goes Trailer park pimp daddy -> laid back pimp desperado -> redneck pimp, along the same vein as charmander, charmeleon, charizard

Triple threat!!!!!

Megalopolis was made by Tommy wiseu on the limitless drug

Me and all my boys love taking skyrizi even though we are allergic to skyrizi

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This is the face of a man who hates the damn Grinch

Yes

Joe need a big chair and a big iPad stat

As someone who has hundreds if not thousands of cousins named Angelo, I can tell you: this is not a standout cousin Angelo. Wildly upstaged by AJ and Big Justices unblinking intensity