They are making "pornography" a federal crime without defining pornography I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

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My uncle: See how he behaves??? I taught him that, very diplomatic.

RT @ExistentialEnso: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle shows us that there are myriad of ways that you can deal with Nazis and Fascists, s….

Me: I've mellowed out over the years. Also me *fist raised in indignation*: Oye Chico Vamos a Bailar.

RT @ExistentialEnso: OpenAI should just replace its CEO with AI, call that Sham Altman.

Sirlexa play the Curb Your Enthusiasm song.

Mom:How much did you make trading UHC?.Niece:How much did you make trading UHC?.Me: I called the bottom, I'm in it for the love of the game. Sister: He didn't make anything, he's just enjoying the ride.

RT @tekbog: “yeah ive tested the code it’s all good to deploy to prod”

Uncle Warren has bought my bags

No it's actually a physical reaction from pain in the back.

It almost feels like a fever dream when Vicente Fox got a bunch of international agents together and failed to take down the cartels because they were simply too strong but maybe Trump's plan will work really Fox's main problem was having too many resources and over planning.

The war machine listening to the doddering American president ask for less violence.

It's been almost two decades since Japan raised rates. today we celebrate what might be the last vestige of Pax Americana I'm sure Ronnie and Shinzo and Maggie are looking up from hell smiling upon us all.

I just want to reap what I haven't sowed bro just but the surplus value in the bag.

Actually everyone who isn't America should be raising rates.

She needs to know that I can and will deliver landslides at will.

My niece has informed me that her local student body election isn't that important and that we don't actually need dossiers on her opponents but I'm still going to destroy those families.

Can't tell if that was more or less American than calling Ted Cruz a gusano to his face (this was before he backed crypto).

Semi nostalgic mood one time someone who may or may not have been royalty told me they were a Saudi prince and I proceeded to talk over after telling them that I was the Duke of Earl.

Mw* on a corporate call*:My dog is old and dying my mom is old and dying I don't have time to care about your problems. Shareholder:Excuse me?.Me: You are excused. I'm going to feed my dog pills if y'all are done. only plan of action is lowering prices to gain market share🕉.