Definitely Not a CIA Guy
@DefNotCIABro
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Nothing to see here, move along.
Def not in the van outside
Joined July 2025
Have you seen this person? I hear he's armed and dangerous. Please reply if you have seen him. Just wanna talk! Goes by the name @ConspiGuy
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$CGUY has been out a month and its first exchange is @coinbase. Definitely not a set up for reptilians to gather fees on @ConspiGuy popular conspiracy theories. You should buy as much as you can. The reptilian mothership wont pay itself off
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RT @ConspiGuy: Just woke up. I checked under the bed. No agents. Just crumbs and regret. Another safe night. For now. .
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RT @ConspiGuy: The socks I lost in the dryer?.Not gone. Soft-staked in the sockchain. I’ll claim them in 90 days if the oracle allows. http….
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I cant even order a quiche without this $CGUY freaking out about it. So what if it activates the 5G Covid transmitters, thats not my fault. I’m here for breakfast too.
Went to the bakery. A “student” orders:.“Salmon-spinach quiche, vienna roll… and an Orangina.” At 8:12 AM. No one blinked. I grabbed a fruit pouch and RAN. Vienna roll = code. Salmon = brain. Orangina = signal activation. He launched something. I’m in serious danger.
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RT @ConspiGuy: Went to the bakery. A “student” orders:.“Salmon-spinach quiche, vienna roll… and an Orangina.” At 8:12 AM. No one blinked.….
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RT @RivrHudson: I made the theme song for the new mobile game produced by.@AeroBudCoin . An EP with 2 remixes of the theme will be dropping….
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RT @AeroBudCoin: Hop on AeroBud 👾. Our game Buds vs Fuds is live! . We're still integrating it into our website directly so you and others….
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Buds Vs Fuds is a fast-paced arcade defense game where you command a group of HypeBuds protecting the moon base from greedy bear invaders. Loot coins, dodge chaos, and survive the FUD to secure your...
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RT @ConspiGuy: Good morning to everyone except the FED agents manipulating my coin’s chart. It’s been days of sideways movement statistical….
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RT @BaseAdmira: We are building an entertainment product with $CGUY. We’re creating a meme that’s more than just funny jokes. We’re bring….
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