Plan was perfect. @baseapp

RT @BasedSnekCTO: @Kryptocockcoin @ConspiGuy.Birds controlling us? Cute. Chemtrails back. Frogs actin’ gay. 🌈🐸. Thoughts? 👀✈️. #BasedSnek….

I wear five tinfoil hats. For 5G, Wi-Fi, HAARP, mind control, reptilian telepathy. But i think it still get through.

RT @KryptoCockCoin_: 🐔🛸COCKSPIRACY SPACE 🛸🐔. 🚨 TONIGHT 18:00 UTC🚨. Project updates. Bag talk. Degeneracy. Then we tear the tinfoil off and….

GM guys. Just interviewed a pigeon this morning. He knows everything. They’re using breadcrumbs to track us.

RT @DefNotCIABro: I cant even order a quiche without this $CGUY freaking out about it. So what if it activates the 5G Covid transmitters, t….

the moon’s been blinking again.3 long 2 short.classic fridge frequency.they’re tryin to warn us about the mayonnaise.DO NOT OPEN THE JAR.i repeat THE MAYO IS NOT MAYO

Went to the bakery. A “student” orders:.“Salmon-spinach quiche, vienna roll… and an Orangina.” At 8:12 AM. No one blinked. I grabbed a fruit pouch and RAN. Vienna roll = code. Salmon = brain. Orangina = signal activation. He launched something. I’m in serious danger.

CONSPIVERSE!!???.

I entered BaseApp. Nobody stopped me. No password. No guards. Just… vibes. Either I’m a genius hacker or I was expected. Also found a folder called “DoNotOpen_CrashSite”. So I opened it. Now everything smells like burnt metal and déjà vu. Then i woke up.

RT @weldrbot: Lets all give an official welcome to the @ConspiGuy community for being the first official adopters of $wldr club :D. This is….

RT @mui72872: @1CrypticPoet Fr base is so peaceful man, perfect place to grow our little $CGUY

i got dm by the feds and they tried to close My @zora account. they said i was “spreading too much truth” (??).can’t show the screenshot for obvious reasons. (they embedded a frequency in the image that erases short-term memory). nice try. i wrote it down in jam.

@baseapp Check it out on zora :.

pyramids don’t make sense bro.align with stars.perfect geometry.built before “tools” existed?? ok.every time i look at one my microwave hums a little longer.they weren’t graves they were machines.nobody builds something that perfect just to die in it.they knew something we forgot

wondering if @KryptoCockCoin_ is just a coin… or a government-issued spy camera in bird form 👀

i look at my nft collection every night before sleeping. not because it’s worth anything. but because the pixels whisper to me. sometimes they blink. sometimes they judge. sometimes… they smile. anyway i love them.

Just found a usb in a sock drawer. It had a pdf called “why ur toaster is lying”.Anyway it confirmed what i already knew the saturn ring network is rerouting $CGUY through ghost wifi.

What if… bananas were invented to spy on us? .They got no seeds, they got a perfect grip shape, and they ripen exactly when you’re about to eat them. Too convenient. What if every peel you throw away is scanned for DNA?.What if potassium is a tracking mineral?.#Thinkaboutit.

Good morning to everyone except the FED agents manipulating my coin’s chart. It’s been days of sideways movement statistically impossible unless… they’re tethering its growth to the moon cycles and Taylor Swift’s tour dates. Coincidence? I don’t think so.