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Cee Martinez

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co-editor/creator of @alicesaysgofu, a quarterly literary and arts journal. Any cancellable tweets by me are my own damn fault. Artist. Whisky-fiend. Writer

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Joined September 2008
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@DazedPuckBunny
Cee Martinez
5 years
Saw a food delivery driver pull up to the sidewalk and he flung the bag of food onto the ground and peeled off and then the recipient of the food ran outside to salvage it while screaming "EVERY FUCKING TIME" . What restaurant was this ? And why does he keep ordering it? #denver
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@DazedPuckBunny
Cee Martinez
20 days
Yo @KyleClark @9NEWS @DenverChannel @KDVR anyone have a story on this ? Heard bodies were found inside a building at 19th and Grant. #Denver #Colorado
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@Hamzasharif5750
Dr.Hamza Alsharif šŸ‡µšŸ‡ø
22 days
- Israel has actually begun a ground operation, and I'm here in northern Gaza, threatened with death at any moment. If you're browsing, please leave a dot. It's just a dot. https://t.co/GuC8tHOJds
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3 months
Yessss
@buggirl
bug girl
3 months
for no particular reason i want to bring up the serial rapist in india who was continuously found not guilty of his crimes because of corruption and misogyny so 200 women beat him to death on the courthouse floor. just saying
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@DazedPuckBunny
Cee Martinez
4 months
If anyone is confused about what's going on in america, we are now in the Wendell t Stamps part of the timeline #friskydingo
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@P_Kallioniemi
Pekka Kallioniemi
4 months
In today’s Vatnik Soup and the ā€œDegenerate Russiaā€ series, I’ll show you the brutal reality of Russian war crimes, in particular the horrific tortures and sexual abuses of children, women and men. Buckle up, this one is not for the faint-hearted. 1/24
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Cee Martinez
4 months
If anyone is confused about what's going on in America. We are now in the Killface and Xander are no longer friends part of the timeline #friskydingo
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@RepJackKimble
Rep. Jack Kimble
5 months
@laurenboebert Thanks Lauren, you’ll always be our expert on getting Americans off
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Cee Martinez
5 months
Never forget
@kirawontmiss
kira šŸ‘¾
5 months
this was the wildest moment of all time😭
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Cee Martinez
6 months
Woo Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/nwADpLTgVN
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@ExpatMerican
AmericanExpat
6 months
@notcapnamerica I am ā˜ ļø Me āš°ļø SHE SAID MID JIGSAW!!! 🤣🤣 I CANNOT UNSEE IT!!!🤣🤣🤣
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@Dontbethisguy2
Don't Be That Guy
6 months
@JDVance Jd Vance asking Pope Francis ā€œhave you said thank you, once?ā€
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Cee Martinez
6 months
I completed the April challenge faster than 94.3% of all learners on Duolingo!
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Cee Martinez
6 months
I need to know how this ends
@samsgrs
sam
6 months
hi that was me i’m terrified
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Cee Martinez
6 months
Worked with my student today as she prepares for her talent show. I swear to hades she better get in this year. She works so hard and sounds so good
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Cee Martinez
7 months
Just saw Possession for the first time and omg it was so romantic to me. Next to The Night Porter and The Piano... this is why I'm doomed I guess.
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Cee Martinez
7 months
If anyone is confused about what's going on in america they just need to go back and watch Frisky Dingo. We are right now in the Kill Face is besties with Xander part of the timeline #barnabyjones #friskydingo
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Cee Martinez
7 months
If anyone is confused about what's going on in america they just need to go back and watch Frisky Dingo. We are right now in the Kill Face is besties with Xander part of the timeline #barnabyjones #friskydingo
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@RepJackKimble
Rep. Jack Kimble
7 months
If Ukraine did attack Twitter as Elon Musk said, this is very serious. I invite Ukraine to conduct negotiations with me so we can bring peace to Twitter. Unfortunately, Elon holds no cards and doesn’t own a suit, so we expect Elon will have to give up a lot.
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@america_dreamer
Neptune Fella 🌻
7 months
@RepJackKimble Make sure Elon wears a suit and says ā€˜Thank you’
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@mikmokdeepstate
Krasnov's Handler
7 months
@RepJackKimble Since Ukraine has taken over part of Twitter, they need to concede 25% of the company to Ukraine. Because we want peace.
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