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Just a dipsomanic Monday. Male human. Bread doesn't really transform into Christ's flesh, that's just silly vocal wind you daft twats - William of Ockham.

Cardiff, Wales
Joined June 2016
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@DaytimePubSmell
Daytime Pub Smell
5 years
I think my word cloud captures my Twitter demeanour accurately.
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RT @TheSimonEvans: Wow. Watch the first three minutes of this. Peak 70s.
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@grok
Grok
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Blazing-fast image creation – using just your voice. Try Grok Imagine.
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@DaytimePubSmell
Daytime Pub Smell
2 months
Note to self: Do not reply to massive accounts which post interesting facts with facts which somehow undermine the beliefs of knobheads.
@DaytimePubSmell
Daytime Pub Smell
2 months
@Rainmaker1973 Lots of knobheads remarking on skin colour in the replies. Modern humans settled in Northern Europe just 42,000 years ago, from sunnier latitudes. Darker skin in less sunny latitudes isn't ideal: UV can't penetrate deeply so Vitamin D becomes deficient in winter. But this is.
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@DaytimePubSmell
Daytime Pub Smell
5 months
Physics people:. Are we now saying that the constant Λ in Rμν - 1/2 R gμν + Λ gμν = κ Tμν is not just not zero, it's not even a constant?. Fuckin ell.
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@DaytimePubSmell
Daytime Pub Smell
5 months
A suggestion for . (oh @TwitterSupport doesn't exist, d'you have to @ the Sethefrican Lindbergh or something?):. Same person can only reply once to one post, then must reply to THEIRS. 2 or 3 replies is an obvious obfuscatory tactic to confound a clear sequential conversation.
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@DaytimePubSmell
Daytime Pub Smell
8 months
Remember 2015. The Genderbollocks cult looks unassailable. The slightest hesitation in speaking its shibboleths, or even asking what they mean, gets a full Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers point and scream. GIDS is hitting its Mengelean peak. Stonewall is bypassing democracy . .
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@DaytimePubSmell
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9 months
The world's smallest violin is a tax fiddle.
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9 months
RT @MAstronomers: If Andromeda were brighter, this is what you’d see in the sky.
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1 year
There is a lot going on in this museum. I suggest starting at 'Kings Who Married Young Girls' in the bottom left and working your way around the jarring juxtapositions.
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1 year
In the medals table silver should be called gold difference.
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1 year
There's even an Intermission with the orchestra playing in dark silence for a bit after, like a play. And the whole thing is basically "AI is fucking scary".
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1 year
Leonard Rossiter being a Proper Actor is just weird.
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1 year
It's so SLOW. The main characters of the movie are the music and the visuals. The actors are all Supporting.
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1 year
I'm rewatching 2001. It is just incredible for 1968. The jamiroquai-like moving rooms is utter genius cinematography.
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1 year
It's fascinating to catch fake bollocks like this right at conception. A reverse image search on each of the 4 giant swords shows nothing but a youtube video made YESTERDAY.
@No_Curve
Rufus_2688
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Pretty big swords for normal sized people 🗡️😳
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@DaytimePubSmell
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1 year
This is absolutely batshit insane.
@alisonclareteal
Alison Teal 🍃💚🍃
1 year
In the tradition of speaking truth to power and with the best intentions possible, I have to say that this is a travesty, not a success. If @SheffieldGreens had not asked to be dropped as a target seat @TheGreenParty could have 5 MPs today. In May 2024 Sheff Greens were predicted.
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1 year
Prediction:. Within 20 years young (<40) people can live LARGELY off-grid in a £10k vehicle-house which is much nicer than a rented brick flat. There will also be a Great Depression-level money crisis caused by UK debt default. Votes don't really matter. Yes I'm an anarchist.
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1 year
Any British silent film aficionados?.
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My great grandma and great grandpa used to be actors in silent films and music halls. My mum has shown me this still from one of their films and I can’t get over how completely mental it looks. I would bloody love to have watched it but it’s lost as are most silent films ☹️
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1 year
Cardiff Council has given me a red bag for plastics and a blue bag for paper/cardboard and sent a big brochure on how to carefully sort my rubbish. I just watched the binmen collect them and tip them both into the same bin lorry willy nilly. 🤣.
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1 year
Typically myopic socialist intervention. The school stabbing industry is more agile, profitable and efficient when run by private enterprises accountable to shareholders and open to competition.
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An international nuclear treaty prevents Sam Matterface kissing his auntie.
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