Types of guys you’ll encounter at an elite golf club: - the country club stick. Mid 40s with gray hair and a 3 wood from the 90s. Makes everything inside 8 feet and has lead tape on most clubs. Is on his 3rd wife. - senior country club stick. formerly a renowned country

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If you’ve ever wondered about the accuracy of history books, realize it’s only taken about 20 years for millions of people to not understand Michael Jordan is the GOAT. Imagine how distorted shit gets after a hundred years. Or a thousand.

Gatorade and antihistamines, tranquilizers, barbiturates, Quaaludes, sleeping pills, opiates, and probably also laxatives, motherfucker.

In an era when men were men, never forget Reggie Jackson would launch a bomb off you and then kick your sorry ass after he crossed home plate.

Can everybody just Please look at this Harpy Eagle

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Retweet this if you think James Franklin should be FIRED tonight.

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IT’S AN HONOR TO BE HERE IN HAPPY VALLEY 🗣🗣WE ARE PENN STATE EVERYBODY IS ON THE SAME PAGE LET’S CELEBRATE FOOTBALL #CollegeGameDay

Nolan Ryan struck out eight fathers and their sons.

Kindly FUCK YOU summer of 2025. According to US National Weather Service, this was the driest June July and August in the 130 recorded history. September right on track too. Single row, all manual irrigation has not been easy. Ready for rain and autumn!

Are you living or existing? On this glorious 70s afternoon, this young man was living.

Looking for a 2026 summer intern.

Sick f*cking cowards who couldn't stand to hear a different opinion. R.I.P. Charlie Kirk.

We all need people in our lives like the kid not wearing a shirt. Pure happiness for his friend. I see this video once in a while and always watch it at least twice.

@LangfordMoreau Box Car!!!

I'm excited to be headed to Tuscon, AZ tonight to discuss @GreenKeeperApp and our continued research to improve irrigation precision. Thanks to @SimplotTurf for hosting the event. Your support of GreenKeeper directly supports active research projects. Thanks to our subscribers!

The soil surfactant modeling research continues. Thanks to @SimplotTurf and @Aquatrols for supporting this round of research. Six new treatments applied to large research plots - half putting greens - to create models for @GreenKeeperApp this fall.

Bedsy with the backhand😮‍💨 (🎥 via @CollectsBatman)