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The strategy to destroy
@AOC
is the idea that no one can withstand constant attacks no matter how contrived, if u just act hysterical long enough you’ll be replaced by ppl who never knew it was an act
I’d say it’ll never stop but now we’ll all be underwater before she retires
Does Trump understand that according to his lawyer’s argument, Joe Biden could have him killed by a drone on his last day in office with absolutely no repercussions?
We were left no choice but to strike so SNL’s off but here’s everything I’d have said about Pete at the Met Gala:
Vampire at Woodstock
If Neo took the red & blue pills at once
Pick up artist at Hogwarts
Kylo Ren’s acid guy
The white half of Lenny Kravitz
I can’t believe we’re gonna live in a world where you buy artisanal weed in a fancy store but have to score the day after pill from a scary white guy with dreadlocks
So Vladimir Putin resigns the literal instant it’s clear Trump won’t be president anymore and I’m not supposed to assume they’re about to elope in Mykonos??
A guy getting an STD & lying to his fiancé that the vaccine gave him swollen testicles & then Nicki Minaj tweets it as proof you shouldn’t get vaccinated is the best Black Mirror episode ever
Trump is firing Fauci and any other qualified doctor telling him what he doesn’t want to hear. He also stole 3mil charity, said Navy SEALS lied about killing Bin Laden and lied that 81% of white murder victims were killed by black ppl.
If you vote for him you are a bad person
Don’t get mad at your friends who actually believe there have only been 10,000 COVID deaths. Tell them you can cast a protection spell on them for $300.