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@DaveDejmal
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Kansas Farmer, Crop Adjuster, married (way out of my league), father of two.
Haysville, KS
Joined April 2021
President Trump has a more subtle way of hosing grain farmers than he does cattle raisers.
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How us farmers feel for those few fleeting moments after making January 2nd deposits at the bank before it all goes to pay bills… #RegularFarmer
#HappyNewYear2026
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If there was ever a real strike on paying taxes. The government would just go on with their day like normal. Just print money to make up the difference. They’ll act like there isn’t a problem, the people on strike would start to lose confidence in their plan and give up.
According to Grok, if everyone stops paying taxes, the IRS has zero chance of keeping up with it and would go into a total meltdown. Meanwhile the US government would have to concede defeat and negotiate with the power of the people for tax exemption indefinitely.
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Still no bridge payment rates? Probably waiting for the January report rally so they can say their numbers are in line.
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*Calls accountant “Yeah…hey is there any fine print on what is considered livestock?” “Just trying to plan for year end”
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Sure. Yeah. Ok. 🤡🤡🤡
With fewer large auctions and dealers actively right-sizing inventory, many of the best buys over the next six months are likely to come from dealer lots.
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“We’ve announced a bridge payment to help those soybean farmers!” “We love our FaRmErS!!!” *proceeds to make soybean the lowest payment per acre 🤦♂️
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Sure freedom is cool. But no feeling is better than this
Not having kids is a life hack. I spend my summers in Europe, take cross-country road trips, and disappear off-grid on weekends. The money I’d spend on kids goes to investing, experiences, and freedom. Different priorities. Different definition of rich.
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So did beans do what ever they are supposed to do here? Trade down to the Gap? Trade into the Gap? Close the Gap in some months? Please explain it to me simply, like you were talking to a small child or a golden retriever.
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This is a breakdown on which lobbyist groups are doing their job
Nick Paulson’s USDA Bridge payment per acre W.A.G. estimate. @farmdocDaily @ilcorn @ILSoybean @ILextension
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My wife and I will gladly forego all future social security payouts, which theoretically amounts to millions of dollars. Just give us the money back that we already paid in. No interest, just give us back the money so we can invest it ourselves.
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Client's kids are 28, 31, and 34. She's sitting on $3.2M. Wants to leave it all when she dies. I asked: "What will they need money for at 58, 61, and 64?" Their mortgages will be paid. Kids will be grown. Retirement accounts funded. Meanwhile, right now: One is drowning in
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still feeling really grossed out by the guy saying that thing about his kid and santa to the president yesterday, if we're being honest
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Sweet! A loan to pay off a loan!!
After weeks of hints, the USDA may reveal bridge loan plans as early as next week: https://t.co/k7SAaTguzB
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@BradyD78 this industry makes big dollars look very small
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Any non traditional food on your plate this Thanksgiving? Bonus points if you know what this is?
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President Trump, when your administration considers subsidy payments to farmers, please bear in mind the price grains were at harvest rather than today. A lot of grain got sold at lower prices across the scale...
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@sschevelle33 @ISU145 I’m starting to think that the president really doesn’t love farmers like he said he did
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Sold a bunch and bought calls. No idea if it was the right thing to do, but it’s what I did. So you’re welcome for the rally
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