David Carpentier
@DaveCarpentier
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Fmr CEO @assurely // I like to do things // Music | Hockey | Building Companies I Exploring | General tomfoolery.
Austin, TX
Joined April 2015
I’m ready for people to stop being democrats or republicans, holding identities and beliefs based on if it’s leftist or rightist and just start being human beings again. There has to be another way.
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Does anyone know how to use @Ticketmaster without having to reset your password everytime you use the app/ try to access tickets? what a mess cc: @TMFanSupport
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Timeout. The @nfl is playing Cowboys and Indians on Thanksgiving?
There's no substitute for winning. Chiefs vs Cowboys. With major playoff implications on the line.
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A nod to the lady next to me in the airport lounge that just ordered her second mimosa… it’s 525am…
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They said I had great hair so…
Equal Parts Purchases Assurely Assurely is an Austin-based firm known for insuring startups with complex capital structures and crowdfunding elements. #Insurance #Insurtech
https://t.co/f4sIKgh51l
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Crowdfunding Insurance Provider Assurely Acquired by Equal Parts Insurance
crowdfundinsider.com
Assurely, a crowdfunding insurance provider, has been acquired by Equal Parts Insurance. Assurely was co-founded by CEO David Carpentier and Chief Insurance Officer Ty Sagalow, who was part of the...
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Sad day. The below offer still stands. Anytime.
I will challenge anyone to a Cheers trivia dual. Big part of my childhood. Once saw @GeorgeWendt in a bar and unapologetically went total fanboy on him Queuing up fav cheers quotes for the rest of wkend “It’s a dog eat dog world out there and I’m wearing milkbone underwear”
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i really cant get my arms around taking pickleball seriously
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The best
2025 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team Presented by Duke Cannon. https://t.co/AVpZuAdSgB
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I don’t know how anyone would disagree
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Going to put this right here again.
We’re legit about to find aliens before we get rid of faxes in healthcare
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I feel like Lisa Simpson wasn’t given proper credit as the musical prodigy she truly was…
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I’m not a physical altercation person but… this guy that just ordered two pour over coffees and is monopolizing the single baristas time while there is a line of people may push me over the edge.
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Any relatively healthy food choice I’ve made over the past 3 wks has been unwound in the last 24hrs…
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Went on a date the other night with a girl whose therapist returned her money and said “no thank you” Second date wasn’t fun as the first. Should’ve followed the therapists lead
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Got a Texas drivers license today. Suddenly have the urge to back into parking spots.
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