Dash The Hedgehog ๐ฆโค๐ญ
@DashIsFastest
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Name's Dash, Dash the Hedgehog! Fastest thing alive! ...okay, second-fastest thing, but still! #Hedgehog! #SonicOC #SonicRP Parody/RP Account
Green Hill Zone (he/him)
Joined December 2021
RT @swxspv: He mustโve taken this picture while in character because thereโs not an ounce of joy on his face ๐ญ.
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". when did he get out of prison?!".
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Ouch. .
I HAVE A TOOTHACHE ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ.
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"I'm the second fastest thing alive! I got hours!".
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๐ญ: WHAT?! ๐คฃ.
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ DOCTORใ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ใโ โ โ
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โ THEY'RE INVENTING NEW SLURS FOR HEDGEHOGS IN THE BADNIK GC ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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". you a Toys R Us kid?".
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RT @ThePunnyWorld: Me: Boss, Iโm sorry Iโm late. I was having computer problems. Boss: Hard Drive? . Me: No, the commute was fine. Itโs mโฆ.
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"Heh, okay! Get off.".
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RT @SpiderVerse: Think you know the #SpiderVerse? . Celebrate #SpiderManDay and add Into the Spider-Verse and Across the Spider-Verse to yโฆ.
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"Eh, who needs a girlfriend?".
Sighโฆ . Girlfriend dayโฆ no girlfriendโฆ
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RT @ThePunnyWorld: At a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer. "No. I aโฆ.
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"Slow?".
I'm about to say a word that's considered not very nice.
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". I mean. yeah, but. ya don't gotta do us all dirty like that.".
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"Heh, last I checked! Sorry for the no contact. I. definitely didn't just lose track of time!".
@DashIsFastest . You're alive!!!.
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RT @R0CKMAN_001: Alright guys I need your help!. Wily won't take defeat and I won't either! We have to beat Wily by 100 likes! Let's show hโฆ.
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". note to self, keep Mittens the HECK away from this kid.".
โ .( jump cut to MVRP interview room. Subtitles included whilst chaos unfolds behind her ) . I donโt actually cry on command. I just wanted to get back at sis for eating the strawberries from the container with my name on it. ( siiiiiiiiiiip. ) . I love my sister. โ
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