Darth Vader
@DarthVader
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Evil Orphan Ani. Parody / Satire / Fan-Supported. Not Official & Not Affiliated with Disney, Lucasfilm, Star Wars.
Empire, CO
Joined January 2007
Impressive. Most impressive.
Star Wars Andor Season 2 is out, and we illustrated a custom wallpaper design for https://t.co/DC76sCpuCG developed by https://t.co/AyCUO4eKwx. It is now available for MacOS, iPads, and iPhones. See more work at: https://t.co/BOWKMtw2Cc
#illustration
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Should Sheev Palpatine step down as head of the Empire? He will abide by the results of this poll and your votes will definitely not get you put on an Imperial watch list if you vote incorrectly.
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Going forward, all storm troopers are now required to send an email every Friday updating the Emperor with what they are guarding. Imperial engineers should send “code samples” per internal memo sent out. Hardcore!
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We will continue to explode planets until morale improves.
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If we stop blowing up planets now, that would be extremely unfair to the planets we've already blown up.
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NEW: Justice Brett Kavanaugh had to exit through the rear of Morton's on Wednesday night after DC protestors showed up out front. A Morton's rep told me: "Politics … should not trample the freedom at play of the right to congregate and eat dinner." https://t.co/wlA4J2nxYW
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Define “most”.
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Impressive. Most impressive.
My daughter sent this meme to me and I’m laughing so hard my chest hurts.
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The Force is strong with this one. And Moses.
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You cannot hide forever, Obi-Wan. #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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<Breathes heavily>
Hello there.
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Impressive. Most impressive. #MayThe4thBeWithYou
Stop whatever the hell you’re doing, open Disney+, and turn on “Star Wars: Biomes”. Disney created flyovers of the different planets, with life and story unfolding down below. It’s pure magic 😭
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Please consider helping both the Prowse family AND vital dementia research by bidding on items from his incredible collection! #DearestDadVader ❤️
"You'll always be 'Dad' Vader to me" - @HamillHimself aka Luke Skywalker Over 400 signed photographs belonging to the late David Prowse are being auctioned with a % of profits to support vital dementia research. View this iconic item & many more 👇 https://t.co/uQmR6KPQyy
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