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@DarthTaxus

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I am the one prophesied who will bring balance to the books. Dark P1. Dark Side & #MostInterestingSith on @scubedpod & MC on Geek Supreme @assemblyofgeeks

ISSSD The Assessor-Collector
Joined June 2013
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
6 months
This is my neighbor’s and this is what I had to do for the hail. @gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 years
Ice cream is amazing
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@Daniel_Greer
Daniel Greer
2 years
Norwegian flare.
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
2 years
Norway changes to color television live in 1972
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
2 years
I love you @bracketdan and @NotJackKemp because I’ll never get that time back with the BGD interview, but I bought my ticket, so I expected to crash. That’s probably the best interview since Patterson.
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
2 years
I don’t think Norm ever saw the Laugh-in German interrogator on Hee Haw. @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
2 years
Still here!
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 years
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
3 years
Due to the popularity of #CocaineBear I’d like to announce my #StarWars themed version Spice Rancor. #SpiceRancor
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
3 years
Another @gordonkeith gaming admission just happened. @peet2
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
3 years
The Musers are such pro-Marconi award broadcasters, they can broadcast 2 shows at once during the Pigskin Panel… @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham @gordonkeith
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@corbydavidson
Corby Davidson
3 years
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@MNightShyamalan
M. Night Shyamalan
3 years
Played Cards Against Humanity with the family. My sister-in-law picked this card and gasped. She didn’t choose my answer as the funniest and I lost to my brother-in-law.
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@pooh_cash
Pooh
3 years
👀👀👀👀 lobster is grilled…then the crab, then the Mac n Cheez. Tasting will be during the Musers Friday 5:30am-10am with @SaadYousuf126 @DJR1310 @Kips_Big_Boy , EA & Kevin Landrum.
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
3 years
What chapter is today’s Cowboys game discussed in @junior_miller ‘s book?
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@imasavvy1
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3 years
@DarthTaxus @iamelf There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold. Over ice. With a celery stalk. And vodka.
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
3 years
Every Christmas my mom used to make oyster stew along with clam chowder. The stew was so good and rich. @iamelf
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
3 years
I think Infrastructure Man needs to investigate the toll cartels! Oh Infrastructure Man! Save us! @junior_miller
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
3 years
The sticker for Icelandic Truck Formula is a little disturbing. @junior_miller @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham
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@DarthTaxus
Darth Taxus, CPA
3 years
Hopefully sprots has bester grammers… @MikeDoocyFox4 @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller
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@gordonkeith
gordon keith
3 years
Don’t watch this.
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
3 years
Holy shit.
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