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@DarrellDawson

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Copywriter specializing in humor. World's biggest @CLEGuardians / Pearl Jam / Eddie Vedder fan. 47 seasons + counting without a World Series.

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Joined August 2008
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@DarrellDawson
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Acting’s Katy Perry.
@brielarson
Brie Larson
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My social media manager said this will sell 1000 books so here I am
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@DarrellDawson
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RT @pale_atlantis: liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day then here your team comes to make it worse.
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@DarrellDawson
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This is where you have beers with the other parents after a long day at the travel ball fields.
@Laura_Figueroa
Laura Figueroa Hernandez
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New umbrellas added to tables positioned on Rose Garden patio
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@DarrellDawson
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My god this is all so gross and getting worse. You look foolish.
@Acyn
Acyn
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Tim Cook: It is engraved for President Trump. It is a unique unit of one. And the base comes from Utah, and is 24 karat gold.
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@DarrellDawson
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If that one random Twitter user didn’t tweet about Gavin’s no hitter he definitely would’ve gotten it.
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@DarrellDawson
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Periodic reminder that although Jose is the GOAT, the main reason he’s climbing all of the franchise leaderboard is he’s the only star they’ve ever signed to a second long-term deal.
@CleGuardians
Cleveland Guardians
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Yada yada. Another leaderboard climbed. #GuardsBall
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@DarrellDawson
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Sarby will always be a TribeGuard. #thanks.
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@DarrellDawson
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RT @Jolly_Olive: I am jumping off the Shea Bridge.
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@DarrellDawson
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Thank. Christ.
@Jolly_Olive
jack
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- The no-send was crazy.- Nimmo not putting it in play was crazy.- The Baty error was crazy.- Vientos not beating that out is crazy.- Another warning track flyout to end it is crazy. Crazy.
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@DarrellDawson
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🙃.
@CleGuardians
Cleveland Guardians
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Here is how we line up for our first of three in New York. #GuardsBall
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@DarrellDawson
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Live in a dumpy house with six other guys at college for two years.
@akafaceUS
aka
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People who rarely get sick, what’s your secret?.
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@DarrellDawson
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The n0thing ever happens memes may be my breaking point. They’re everywhere today and I’m tired of seeing them.
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@DarrellDawson
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It’s simple. You post a tweet with Dokes in it I’m smashing that like button.
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@DarrellDawson
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Cheering at a Browns home game.
@MediaWeasel
Baroness Spindly-Haddock of the Shire Ⓥ 🕷️
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What are the sounds of past generations that we won't hear again?😃. I'll start. That mechanical double-clunk as the librarian stamps your books with the return date and which echoes in the silence . .
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@DarrellDawson
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RT @ashelai_: Reminder that the MLB still won’t let the Guardians wear #14 for Larry Doby.
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@DarrellDawson
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This doesn’t sit well with me af all.
@Phillies
Philadelphia Phillies
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Hearing reports of a @Superman sighting at The Bank . @corenswet 🤝 #RingTheBell
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RT @CoopAFiasco: If ESPN changes the NFL RedZone experience one bit from what it currently is, that would be a massive blunder. They now o….
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@DarrellDawson
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CC: Whoever’s on home plate tonight during the bottom of the first at Progressive Field.
@gbellseattle
Gregg Bell
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By the way: Credit to home-plate umpire Sean Barber here. This is leading off a half-inning. Yet he brushes off the plate that didn't need brushing, walked a new ball out to the pitcher, to extend Suarez's welcome-back moment with M's fans. Ball players notice and appreciate.
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@PettusWX
James Pettus
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The average American has been to 5 of these cities. How many have you been too?. I’ll start, 14.
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