Danothy Bennett
@Danothy
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Genetically incapable of grating cheese.
Bristol
Joined July 2009
Breaking my silence on this app to share the revaluation that the girl that lives in my flat has had Snoop Dogg and Boy George mixed up in her head for the last twelve years.
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The girl that lives in my flat asked me if I was going to "wash the grass" today. I am not.
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I guess I must live in a pretty anti-royalist area judging by the number of upside down flags being flown in the lead up to the coronation.
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This has more genuine insight than any linkedin post I've seen.
I'm a business shoe. You're not a business shoe, you're just a regular shoe looking for a job!
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According to the girl that lives in my flat: goose is just duck.
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Was only following one pay-to-winer, am now following fewer than one.
Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick The Search Of Shame https://t.co/T4vGwtpjgh
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I was today years old when I found out I've been saying it wrong and it's actually called "trickle treating" because you get a constant stream of treats.
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Wait, does the elongated muskrat think that the people who use Twitter care if it's not profitable?
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but antibiotics aren't painkillers.
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Going from affordable green energy and reliable internet to being price gouged and continually inconvenienced by a major polluter proves to me that if there are malevolent entities that need to be taxed into oblivion @ShellEnergyHome is one of them.
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Finally the broadband contract term has come to an end and guess what? @ShellEnergyHome are charging us for not returning a router that they never provided us with.
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