Dane B.
@Dane_BHam
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“They’re waking up too fast. Tell them aliens are real.”
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Distract. Deflect.
"Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and
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Imagine going 400 days without a road basketball victory. Couldn’t be my team
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Why would this upset the neighbors? If sold at $1.6M all their home values just went up
A house was purchased for $600k in Utah. Renovations were done and it was relisted for $1.6 million People in the neighborhood were so upset they vandalized the home “Go away greedy flippers” It was repainted and sold. This can’t continue, housing must become affordable again
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I baptized Veronica and her kids 20 years ago in Argentina. She was inactive for a long time then sent me this message today. We found her family on a whim at the end of a long dirt road in the middle of nowhere Argentina. God is in relentlessness pursuit of you.
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FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!
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How about no lottery? Just go by worst record. NFL does this and has the most parity of any professional league.
Stan Van Gundy thinks teams should be able to sign rookies as free agents and that the NBA should eliminate the draft “I’d get rid of the draft. No draft. You still have the salary cap, if you want to go give Cooper Flagg $45 million a year coming out of college, do it, he’s a
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One of the single best scenes in TV history, if not the best. I will not be accepting your differing opinion
Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But
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The Eileen Gu controversy is simple She left the U.S. for China because they offered more money, but now, despite attending Stanford, she has to act as if she isn’t educated enough to answer human rights questions because the money would disappear. READ: https://t.co/AKJxrooUwc
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This isn’t Dem specific but our politicians in general. Why do they think they can tax our society into prosperity? They rarely follow through on their empty promises then somehow manage to overspend on an already bloated budget? Also can never fully account to where all it went
Mamdani set to unveil record $122B budget - fueled by proposed NYC property tax hike https://t.co/sCHau3CY5W
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Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z: You buy a Pokémon card for $50. Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it. The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes." You: "…I didn't sell it." Government:
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One look at Indiana and Utah with a chance to get their franchises first number 1 pick and this dude starts moving like Emperor Palpatine I'm crying 🤣🤣
Adam Silver and his advisors would “seriously consider” abolishing the rookie draft and turning rookies in free agents if it is the only way to stop tanking, per @joevardon ( https://t.co/4heoXdM0NL)
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