Dane Badman
@DaneBadman
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Gamer who makes music. Check me out on Spotify! Also have a lovely day :)
Joined April 2021
I love how the comments under this post are just a bunch of dudes being like “we are forged in fire” and it’s about a fucking joke they didn’t get lmao
"We're adults now, we're now ready to do adult films".... proceed to choke & spit the first sip of the drink lol 😭😭
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Kai Cenat deciding to introspect and grow, and on top of that display the struggle of change and betterment to his younger audience is something so amazing to me. I’m rooting for him!
We love this so much. Keep up the good work, Kai!
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Murray’s dialogue in Season 5 reminds me of Lester yelling in your ear during a heist in GTA lol
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this app is such hot garbage but i still come back to it on a daily basis so unfortunately i am a part of the problem
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Did anyone else blow raspberries in front of digital clocks so that the numbers went all wacky or was that just me
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Dude the stranger things finale was just a bunch of people standing around having flashbacks lmao
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A New Year’s resolution that I fully intend on sticking with will be reading at least once per day every day until 2027. Strictly books, like history books, novels, biographies, etc. online posts and articles do not count, and I don’t count comics or manga. Keeping a log!
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Pokemon bootleggers are getting really good at disguising their fake games. Played through Heart Gold, did the shine test, and inspected it as closely as I could have, then tried to play the coin game and the game crashed. Looked at the top and guess what: no IR tab. Sneaky af.
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AI and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race and I am tired of pretending that this shit is acceptable by any means. A RAM crash and Nestle levels of water consumption for this dog shit. Idgaf I’ve absolutely had it with this shit
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The man pops a pill as his girl covers herself in ‘Desire Cream’ to force themselves through their monthly bout of ‘love making’ while pretending they don’t hate each other After they ‘finish’ (well, neither actually ‘finishes,’ at some point the drugs wear off and they just
Viagra goes pink (finally!): First-of-its-kind cream promises to jump-start desire in women https://t.co/Y3qtnd2VxW
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Okay I’ll be the first to say it, I think pokemon may have over indulged a bit in the mega evolution gimmick for Legends ZA. Dont tarnish a great gimmick just cuz you have a cow to milk
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If you want to make a meaningful difference in the world: fall in love, raise good children, and stay whimsical. If you bring up a child teaching them the world is beautiful, they will seek to preserve it and fight for justice. Don’t give back, pass it forward!
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There comes a point in your life where you rediscover the whimsy of childhood imagination, and I believe it is this discovery that should inspire you to give it back to the next generation. The best way to change the world is to raise good children, so let them laugh, too.
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Kinda tired of everything I love being bought up by the same 1 percent that already owns fucking everything
Netflix has won the bidding war for Warner Bros to purchase the studio and streaming assets at $30 a share Netflix will enter an exclusive window to negotiate a final deal (via: The Wrap)
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the moment i see a minecraft youtuber cut for every time they mine a block, I lose a year of my total life expectancy I swear to God
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