Dan Williams 🏴🇵🇸
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Currency Market Trader / Perpetual Futures Trader 📈 | Trainee PT | MMA | Been tired since year 9
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When your life is going to shit but someone asks if everything’s good
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Wes: “ I just wanted to say sorry”
Laura: “I don’t forgive you”
Wes: “I know I just wanted-“
Laura: “to make yourself look better. You can go now”
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone get more demolished than Wes in that moment 😂
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Alex to Ellie: “that was uncalled for”
Ellie: “anyone in this villa would have said that”
Sam: “I wouldn’t have said that”
Ellie “yeah but-“
Alex: “ Go away. just go away”
Absolute scenes 😂
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That face you pull when walking past someone you know and feel too awkward to say hi
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Fred: “Sam you can keep playing with your toys, the men will do the task”
The UK:
#ImACeleb
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Every time Sam Thompson meets a new celeb he’s like a golden retriever seeing another golden retriever in a park
#ImACeleb
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When you’re absolutely steaming at 2am but the DJ keeps playing bangers
#ImACeleb
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I’d pay a shit ton of money just see Sam and Tony have their own series on Netflix. Needs to be done.
#ImACeleb
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*During Celebrity Cyclone*
Holly: “Go on Hazza!”
Harry: “I want a wee!”
John: “KEEP GOING!”
Harry: “BUT I WANT A WEE!!”
Dec: “HARRY YOU CANT WEE NOW!”
British television has now peaked. Absolute scenes 😂
#imaceleb
#CelebrityCyclone
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When Dani said to Georgia “oh bore off you’re getting on my nerves” I felt that
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Fucking hell imagine carrying someone for 9 months, nurturing them, raising them and educating them just for them to take the minus offer on the chase. 🤦🏻♂️
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Hayley: “shut the fuck up charlie you’re annoying me”
Charlie: “why because you’re wrong?”
What a class sentence 😂
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Logan and jake Paul’s fans shouting “fuck KSI” just shows how many parents failed at their job
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Alex: “I can’t sell spray tan i don’t do it and I’m a boy”
Sabrina: “But Alex you don’t go to the gym either so”
The UK:
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I empathise with Nella about her dad but fuck me to treat Fred like that is fucking insane man
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Grace: “I’d like to work in a hospital, going round chatting to people giving the odd injection here and there”
Ah well there you go the NHS crisis is solved give her the fucking job. She can take your temperature with a stethoscope while she’s at it 😂
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*Ant and dec trying to calm Tony down whilst he’s basically being eaten alive*
Tony Bellew:
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Alexandra to Alex: “I picked you because I feel like you haven’t had a chance yet”
Fuck off he’s had like 5 😂
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There's only two people I care about tonight:
The Lost Voice Guy and Robert White
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#BGTfinal
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@trussliz
“A lettuce once outlasted me during my entire time as Prime Minister, which lasted for only 5 weeks”
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Dennis when he finds out decs been taking the piss the entire time
#imaceleb
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Boris Johnson trying to announce a UK lockdown without saying the word lockdown
#StayAtHomeSaveLives
#LockdownNow
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*jack walks in on Wes and Megan*
Jack: “Am I that random geezer that shouldn’t be here?”
Fuck sake 😂😂
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*Toff destroys gender stereotypes*
The UK: YES TOFF!
*Toff breathes*
The UK: Yes TOFF!
#imaceleb
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Even after showing video evidence that is was Amir's fault, Jamie still found a way to put the blame on Iain 🙄
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The girls: “How can we make it more French?”
Also the girls: “We’ve got a picture of a croissant”
Well fuck me I should’ve drawn a picture of a croissant in my French GCSE exam, would’ve passed with flying colours then 👌
#TheApprentice
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Harry Redknapp: “I’ve gone from being one of the chaps-”
John Barrowman: “-to one of the Pratts”
Fucking quality 😂😂
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Ant: “trust me you will be fine”
*Ian takes one step and falls*
The other camp mates:
#ImACeleb
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So Dr Alex can’t stand jack kissing new Laura so he goes to other Laura and tries to stir shit in the villa...
Get out you sunburnt knob head
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Me reacting to people who paid money and still can't watch it because servers are down
#MayweathervMcgregor
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Robert White: "I'm glad that reaction wasn't bad, unlike that Grindr date where I accidentally met my Dad"
I'm fucking crying 😂
#BGTfinal
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If Georgia says “that’s pissed me off” or “I’m loyal” one more time I want Sam to put her in a box and ship her off to Timbuktu via “Loyal mail” because that’d be sound
#loveisland
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“It has the word jet in it”
Kurran: “that doesn’t indicate that it’s an airline”
“Neither does your advert”
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Fair play to Ollie man, he must’ve suffered so much being in Africa for 3 days without killing something other than his chance with Paige
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Robert white:
"Gordon Ramsey is obsessed with swearing at his cooker and Alesha is obsessed with dressing like a hooker"
😂
#BGT
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Me trying to choose between Tokio Myers and Daliso to be the winner
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I swear to fuck if Robert white doesn't get through because he doesn't have a sob story I'm gunna be livid
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The lost voice guy to Dec:
"Get on with it short stuff I'm running out of battery" 😂 if he doesn't win I'll be fuming
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Can’t win with Laura. She would’ve kicked off at Georgia if she didn’t tell her first but she’s still having a go at her when she DID tell her. Fucking gimp.
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I miss the good old days of
#BritainsGotTalent
when there weren't so many sob stories and unpredictable acts like this
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"Voting is now ope-"
*Me voting for The Lost Voice Guy and Robert White*
#BGTfinal
#bgt
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Nah Eyal kissing Megan in front of Alex was wrong. Go back to sniffing trees ya weirdo
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Harry Redknapp not looking at the girls showering because he only wants his wife just makes me respect him even more. Legend.
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12 worst teams in the World Cup:
12. You
11. Shouldn’t
10. Call
9. Any
8. Team
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1. Colombia
#ENGCOL
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I like BGT but the last time I actually got goosebumps over an act was from these legends
#BritainsGotTalent
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Me when there's a staggering 2 acts before an ad break instead of 1
#BGT
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ngl if you want to impress the queen just dress up as a cow ffs you don't have to drown yourself
#BritainsGotTalent
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Nice for Dennis and Amir to join their fellow snake during the trial
#imaceleb
#imacelebfinal
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Dennis "That was revolting"
And so is bullying someone with chronic anxiety for no reason at all you nob
#imacelebrity
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@ManehattanTrade
@Greg62700949
@OTerrifying
“That’s not going to change” is a fucking ridiculous statement. So regardless of how much evidence you’re given, you won’t change your mind, even if it’s correct? Wtf
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The public picking Callum over B-positive basically shows why the NHS is fucked
#bgt
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#BritainsGotTalent
#BGTSemiFinal
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John Fury: “let’s stop talking bollocks and start talking like professional boxers”
*Proceeds to destroy the entire press conference* 😭
#KSIFury
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Me when they said Iain came third and Jamie is in the final 2
#imacelebfinal
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