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@Dan_B94
Danny
5 months
Nothing to show for it- 131 goals. Next game is his 400th. It's led to 60 England caps and 4 major tournament squads. 4 major trophies. 3 more finals, another next month. Euro 2020 runner up. MUs young POTY, POTY, goal of the season. PL POTM 4 times.
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@zassinho_ Rashford and his annoying fans need to leave Man Utd, the guys been here 10 years with nothing to show for it he needs to leave
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@Dan_B94
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21 days
Two years ago Odegaard blatantly fouled Eriksen and the correct decision was reached.
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Gunners
21 days
Two years ago today, Paul Tierney and Lee Mason disallowed this Gabriel Martinelli goal at Old Trafford...
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@Dan_B94
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3 years
More than Liverpool and Chelsea too.
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
3 years
There are more Crystal Palace players in this England squad than Manchester United
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@Dan_B94
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2 years
Side not- funny how no one’s arsed about Darren Fletcher being there now 😬
@UtdPlug
UtdPlug
2 years
Our gaffer with his own hat 🔥😂
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3 years
£18m. 19 years old. Played about 200 minutes for Rangers after being injured for half the season. Come on “Kris” @kcommons15
@MailSport
Mail Sport
3 years
KRIS COMMONS: Man United spent £37million on Amad Diallo... but that's no guarantee of success, and he's not fitting in at Rangers | @kcommons15
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@Dan_B94
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4 years
Still can’t believe Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes and Roy Keane were shit and we won nearly everything nearly every year for 2 decades.
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@Dan_B94
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2 years
In case anyone needs reminding of the season this shirt is inspired by…
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@Dan_B94
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5 years
He’s largely shite, but I still can’t dislike Marcos Rojo ffs
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@Dan_B94
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8 months
@MUFC_RA Honestly one of the favourite things in sport, this sort of stuff
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1 year
We’ll let the Munich stuff go though, aye?
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2 years
Probably where the came from the season before, when we scored more goals and weren’t complete and utter bollocks.
@UtdXclusive
UtdXclusive
2 years
🗣 - @rioferdy5 : “Where are #mufc going to find 20 goals from?” Rio Ferdinand has his say on the Ronaldo situation 👀🇵🇹
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@Dan_B94
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4 years
@curtiswoodhous8 @JordanTurner89 Makes as much sense as your tweet did 😂😂
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@Dan_B94
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5 years
I still can’t believe that Mourinho one’s real.
@nocontextunited
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@Dan_B94
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8 months
The only captain in the country not allowed to talk to the referee
@StretfordPaddck
Stretford Paddock
8 months
🚨Bruno Fernandes has the most yellow cards for dissent this season. 📸 @BBCSport
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@Dan_B94
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2 years
@Emperordavin @jsargio_ But it created space for Casemiro’s run into the box
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5 months
You what mate @markgoldbridge
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5 years
Who was the tit of a journalist asking Konta that question too? Recognise his voice. 🤔
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5 months
@Joey7Barton @MarkFletch117 @M_v_Baron Are women not allowed to work nights?
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@Dan_B94
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4 years
@DeanPerriton @Jaack It only reached ridiculously high numbers because of the fucking government themselves ffs.
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@DiegoSi67772141 Good for them 👍
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5 years
@jai_118 @InjuryFC @fedginator @brfootball You sound like the perfect man to judge Wes Brown as a player then.
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@Dan_B94
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6 years
@11tegen11 @TiagoEstv Probably to manage Man Utd mate.
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5 years
Mad how a kid who was absolutely won 4 points for us on his own and ensured Liverpool didn’t beat us to the title.
@nocontextunited
Out of Context Manchester United
5 years
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3 years
This is the squad, Mark
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@MarkOgden_
Mark Ogden
3 years
Two years ago this week, Man Utd travelled to Kazakhstan and lost in the Europa League. It was a nadir, things could only get better. Did they?
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Danny
2 years
Not the ones who lost it on goal difference in stoppage time?
@footballdaily
Football Daily
2 years
🗣 "They have to be the unluckiest runners up." After a good push at the title, Liverpool fall short
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5 years
Makes sense. Came back early from the World Cup last summer and was straight in the team playing every week (until Jose picked a fight with him). But try telling that to the people in the replies.
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8 months
People actually watch these?
@AlternativeMUFC
Alternative MUFC.
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3 years
Every time Telles plays, he moves higher up the list of the worst players we’ve ever signed.
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8 years
So Herrera gets a ban, José gets an FA charge, and Clattenburg gets to referee the biggest game of the weekend. Makes sense.
@Squawka_Live
Squawka Live
8 years
OFFICIAL: Mark Clattenburg will take charge of the North London Derby between Arsenal and Spurs.
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@Dan_B94
Danny
1 year
Like you did signing a pre-contract with Inter Milan midway through one of our worst ever seasons?
@FIVEUK
Rio Ferdinand Presents
1 year
🎙️ Nemanja Vidic speaks on Man Utd’s Captain Harry Maguire! 🔥 Vidic joins @rioferdy5 , @joelbeya & @mrstephenhowson as they sit down for part two of the exclusive interview! 🗣️ They discuss the 2013 title winning side, Ed Woodward, Playing Vs Fernando Torres & much more!
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3 years
@ic3ebe Maguire gets booed for going back to the goalkeeper, Varane does it a minute later and gets applause 😭
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5 years
@SkyKaveh There’s more money in the Premier League than in League 2 and the National League. Unbelievable stuff Kaveh.
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4 years
@T_h_tt @Themlotsdad Probably Ronaldo, 07/08.
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@Dan_B94
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7 years
@Komps4 @sistoney67 @ManUtd Or expanding our social media platform which hugely lags behind other clubs. Which has nothing to do with on field matters.
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@Dan_B94
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2 years
@PGHaroId He doesn’t like the nastiness of McTominay and the stuff he “gets away with” but he’s crying out for PATRICK VIEIRA!
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@Dan_B94
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7 months
@_MUFCJames Antony would probably do well in the Championship too!
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3 years
@abzMCFC @HussainUTD18 @totalcristiano So why would Varane care about 2 games against you 2 seasons ago?
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5 years
@Creamy_Rain @FourFourTwo Whilst doing his almost trademark handball appeal?
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4 years
@st4rty @RealRomfordPele Some shape considering the only time he isn’t consuming alcohol is while he sleeps.
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2 years
@BreezyUTD You’ve no idea if that’s true or not.
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3 years
I forgot Hitler a majority stake in Liverpool Football Club!
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1 year
@MancRedDevil1 @privilege_mufc “Caused an incident”. As if it’s his fault he didn’t take too kindly to being hauled into the advertising boards.
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3 years
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@talkSPORT
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3 years
#MUFC fans, some of you should be ashamed of yourselves…” “Throwing things at Diego Simeone. Unacceptable! You should be banned.” “Why do fans think they can do this?” Jamie O’Hara 𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗠𝗦 the Man United fans who threw objects at Diego Simeone at full time
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5 years
@SkywalkerTosh @BodegaaCat @PP6UNITED In one season Van Djik won 5 league titles and 3 league cups? Impressive.
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2 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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2 years
Let’s have it right. The flags and banners in the Kop are shit.
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5 years
@ItsMe97185023 @SkySportsPL @ManUtd @Inter 2 clean sheets in 5, conceded 4. "Conceding a load" indeed.
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7 months
Only Man Utd fans would go into a game fully expecting an absolute battering, and be absolutely fuming at losing 3-1, having been at least level for 80 minutes of the game.
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Danny
2 years
Ralf Rangnick had him playing in some nonsense half winger left sided role for about a month😭😭
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
2 years
It's that man again and if you thought his first finish was good, wait until you see this one 🤤 Bruno Fernandes gets his second of the evening and doubles Portugal's lead!
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@Dan_B94
Danny
5 years
The transfer window is open for another 2 months you cock.
@hesham786
Hesham Bilal-Hafiz
5 years
De Ligt almost close to a Barcelona move and reality hits. Wonder which Centre-back United will pursue now (if any)? Very real chance that we do not even buy one. #mufc
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4 years
@_Odur0 @martiaaaaaal @__TIm______ If we lose the ball you’ve got AWB probably on the half way line. Fred’s in the middle of the pitch, it looks like someone else is as well. If everyone’s worried about losing the ball, no one would take risks and every game would end in a draw ffs
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@TheChelseaTalk
Yoghurt
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Oh right no VAR they can get away with anything like it’s a mid 00s United game
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6 years
@mushrim @CraigNorwood @samjohnstone50 @ElgatoPereira1 Yeah they’re really going to play over De Gea and Romero.
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3 years
@overhandbombs @dustyburners @alisonmc89 @JamieMcdonnell1 @georgiiaelise That’s fine. I didn’t. But I also didn’t take selfies because I’m not a total cunt
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2 years
@MarkOgden_ £19m, Mark.
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6 years
@2OIegend @samuelluckhurst Amazing you believe this.
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9 months
Can we stop pretending he's 16?
@SkyNews
Sky News
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"That's where it started, 18 months in a nappy, on a magnetic board." Professional darts player, Luke Littler tells @SkyJacquie how he started playing darts. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Danny
2 years
Have you said the same about Carragher before? @Sjopinion10
@talkSPORT
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👀 “Gary Neville, the Mayor of Manchester, sometimes has a vantage point that is very insightful…” 😳 “But we want good commentary not somebody wrapped up in a #MUFC scarf cheering the goals!” Simon Jordan gives his verdict on @GNev2 ’s Man Utd commentary! 🔥
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10 months
Could we not just have played this at 12:30 just to get the misery out of the way?
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6 months
This has aged sensationally.
@TomDutty
Tom Dutton
6 months
These are once-in-a-lifetime limbs. You can spend your lifetime following Manchester United winning multiple trophies from your sofa and never experience a moment like this. This right here is what it’s all about.
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2nd in the group behind Fernerbahce, squeezed past Rostov 2-1 on aggregate, taken to extra time by Anderlecht and dominated by a 19 year old, squeezed past Celta 2-1 on aggregate. "Easy"
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2 years
@ManYooDan Rangnick letting Fletcher pick the teams was my personal favourite
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@adje__ Never see a penalty for Hojlund on Rodri either!
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2 years
You’re not a tourist, Matt.
@Matt_Law_DT
Matt Law
2 years
@MarkOgden_ Can I shock you? I’ve quite enjoyed not having beer so far
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8 years
@akAVTOMAT @MourinhoMindset @i_am_Anomeli He cost £60m which is still a huge amount of money.
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2 years
Thanks Henry, I was almost Glazers In until I saw this.
@UtdHenry
Henry.
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Casemiro signing obviously changes nothing regarding the parasites at the top of the pile. 👍
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@27Ashton @Komps4 @sistoney67 @ManUtd But well done to the City fan for making something that has nothing to with them, about them. Coming from a fan of the club who came up with gimmicks like tunnel cam, tunnel club etc.
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3 years
Eddie Howe just showing what a great job Steve Bruce was doing imo.
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@ThibeauDS_ @CFCMod_ @brfootball Combined with us picking up 15 points out of a possible 15, of course.
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3 years
Concerned by how many people don’t know who this is.
@nocontextunited
Out of Context Manchester United
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4 years
@AlexEmbers @jonathanliew But he’s not exactly Scholes, Pirlo or Vidal is he? “Here’s Ander Herrera, he’s had 2 okay seasons since joining from Bilbao where he spent most of them trying to get into the team” 🤷🏻‍♂️
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4 years
@lucian98591465 @samuelluckhurst Yes, because Greenwood’s 18 and our alternatives are shite.
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2 years
@YernitedFCv2 @Sammcanee Some of these are absolute bollocks 😭
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5 years
So he’d be 29, and cost us €150m. Think even we’d swerve that one.
@Sport_Witness
Sport Witness
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Kalidou Koulibaly. | Man United will be able to sign defender for €150m, but only from 2020 onwards. #mufc
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4 years
@sicmunduscreat5 @thek_jay The “reverse fixture later” happened before this did
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2 years
You know what, I get it.
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
2 years
“He’s not a legend, for me!” ❌ “I can’t recall as many moments of genius as I can from Ronaldo, Ronaldinho etc..” 🇧🇷 Darren Lewis argues why Neymar can’t be labelled as a Brazilian ‘legend’.
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5 years
@SibsMUFC You could genuinely argue he’s our best ever keeper too. Of course he’s a legend.
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@lfc_raoul @SkySportsMNF @GNev2 You literally answered your own question.
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3 years
And time is running out for Aaron Ramsey? It’s February! He’s come off the bench twice ffs
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3 years
@TashahudAhmed1 *technically* he is a Crystal Palace player.
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1 year
I see we're assuming the leakers are the players we just don't like. Again.
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1 year
@EriksButcher @UTDDengv2 @FabrizioRomano No it's fucking not hahahahahahahahaha
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Danny
1 year
And people wonder why we turned down £20m for Maguire.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
Official, confirmed. Calvin Bassey joins Fulham on €22.5m deal from Ajax ⚪️⚫️ “I know how big of a club Fulham is. They always have quality players, they’re playing in the Premier League, the best league in the world, so I didn’t have to think much about it!”, Bassey says.
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5 years
Can’t believe we’ve officially added “getting ill” to the list of things Paul Pogba isn’t allowed to do.
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Danny
2 years
Honouring his contract would be nice imo
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
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❌ “Ronaldo doesn’t owe anyone anything, same goes for Messi.” 🔥 “He’s done so much for the game. He can do whatever he wants…” Dean Saunders doesn’t think Cristiano Ronaldo owes #MUFC - or anyone else in football - anything
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Danny
3 years
Of course you have nonsense quotes like that plastered around everywhere.
@mrjakehumphrey
Jake Humphrey
3 years
Getting the triceps going this morning…😂
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@amirkash2 @SquawkaNews @Squawka 4 in his last 6 league games. 🤔
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Danny
5 years
Ah, the “allez allez allez” song that Liverpool fans had heard Porto fans singing.
@OllieHolt22
Oliver Holt
5 years
One other thing about chants: noticeable how Villa and Derby, like a lot of other clubs, have appropriated the Ole, Ole, Ole song from Liverpool. When was the last time another club's chant got ripped off like that?
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2 years
Rooney literally wrote a column on how his United sides would beat Arsenal, said we could do the same yesterday and Arteta just let us 😭😭
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2 years
@writtenoff_mufc Did think asking people who hadn’t won both wasn’t ideal. If only Sky had some who had 👀
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5 years
Next level gobshite this fella.
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2 years
Every time people start talking about Greenwood it’s based on absolutely nothing. It’s utterly bizarre
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3 years
What a summer Everton are having
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@JeremyCorBAEn That dad has some dark, dark secrets
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@FredJGardiner @jasebyjason The tower wasn’t the problem. The Tory approved cladding was.
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@CFCMod_ @brfootball Almost as if we were 8 points off Arsenal. 🤔🤔🤔
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6 years
@mushrim @CraigNorwood @samjohnstone50 @ElgatoPereira1 @D_DeGea Of course they’ll leave. That’s the point. What’s the point of being De Gea’s understudy, they won’t play! Johnstone will leave permanently, Pereira, O’Hara and Henderson can go on loan and play. Everyone’s a winner.
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2 years
“The greatest rivalry the Premier League has ever seen” ends with the managers high fiving and hugging each other. What a farce.
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