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Ayatollah Khineni the first guy to be uncancelled after old tweets resurfaced
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Have you all been pretending to like this show as some elaborate ruse?
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never been a fan of her music but this is pure class 👏👏👏
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Good to see Jimmy White has found a new life after snooker
The mother of Jay Slater, who tragically died after going missing in Tenerife last summer, has stepped up her campaign for a new law to tackle online trolls. Debbie Duncan is calling for Jay's Law to be introduced to stop grieving families from experiencing the horrific abuse
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https://t.co/KThbB6Ulux And how could you not
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Lee Harvey Oswald reacted to being shot with the same expression a man has when watching Dimitri Payet's free kick vs Palace
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Guy who stops the guitar guy playing wonderwall so he can play the hits on Grok
“Want to make people laugh at a party Use Grok’s unhinged mode for an epic roast.” — Elon Musk
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The average monthly salary in Nigeria, Kenya, and Bangladesh is roughly $470, $393, and $220. Because Twitter no longer meaningfully penalizes accounts that spread lies, incite conflict, or promote hate, and has now monetized engagement, it's created a system where these bad
Half the population of the US fell for what is, in fact, just the newest iteration of the Nigerian prince trying to move some diamonds. Here are the heroes and champions of your "white Christian ethno-state", MAGA!
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Ive struggled with addiction for the better part of a decade and I agree with her. I'd probably still be in a loving relationship with a good job. but last night I did a SOLID ten minutes in front of 13 people.
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Hear me out
On the very off chance we win the play-off final in the Aviva (unlikely), what song do we play on the loud speaker? N17 for me
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This is how they should reveal everyone on the Epstein list.
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Hahahaha can ye imagine just sitting there "aw I'm really sorry everyone"
⚠️ Diversion ⚠️ Approximately 2 hours ago, United Airlines flight UA925 / UAL925 from Heathrow to Washington diverted to Dublin Airport 💻 This was due to a passenger dropping a Laptop between the Armrest and the floor of their seat. As a fire-prevention precaution, Crew
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The saddest thing about society is that people seem almost surprised by Robertson’s post-match interview. That’s the reality of this world we live in - you can be walking around broken inside, fighting like hell to keep it together, while everyone else carries on with their
'I couldn't get my mate Diogo Jota out of my head today' ❤️ Andy Robertson on what it means to qualify for the World Cup ⤵️ #BBCFootball
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Walking to my dealers car while im 600 in debt
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This would be great because chicken fillet roll irish mammy wooden troubles spoon toaster press
There is a CHANCE that the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland could face off for a place in the World Cup in the playoffs! It would require them to be in the same bracket and both win their semi final ties but can you imagine this all or nothing matchup for a World Cup
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This is 9/11 for space holders
Cynthia Erivo has lost her voice and will not be doing interviews at the ‘Wicked: For Good’ premiere in New York tonight, Variety reports. Ariana Grande will also be skipping interviews in solidarity.
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