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An Extravaganza Of Tungsten Pleasure, but ultimately still a #Pance human being. Also the current #OmbudsmanOfDarts

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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 years
I always knew this would happen - and in the exact manner that it did so.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 years
Say what you like about Birmingham, but if you want to sit and watch nine lanes of traffic - you do have plenty of seating options.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
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Interviewer: "Congrats on a great career" Murray: "I might not be finished yet" Interviewer: "It's over" Murray: "But I might not b.." Interviewer: "HERE'S A MONTAGE TO END YOUR CAREER! (please cry now)"
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@DanDartsDawson
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1 year
THE GREATEST LEG OF DARTS IN HISTORY
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 months
Imagine being that nob who's whistling to put off a darts player. Now imagine whistling when the player's on a 9 darter he's trying to hit to entertain you. If you're sat next to someone whistling, point them out to security - and also tell them from me they're idiots.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
1 year
I once spent an evening at a hotel bar arguing with the new world champion about whether whales had tits. That's the best I have to offer on this most momentous of days.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
1 year
GET GOLDFINGER ON EVERY PIECE OF PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL THE PDC HAVE. TAKE HIM TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. BUILD A STATUE. A SHRINE. A TEMPLE. ANDREW GILDING IS IN THE BUILDING.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
Where has the darts gone?
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
6 years
Wigan: a man waits on a train platform with a dog on his shoulder, like some sort of Northern pirate who's lost his parrot and hastily found a replacement animal.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
1 year
I'm currently on a train for which I've paid £120 for a ticket, and there's not a single legendary darts player on here to entertain the passengers. Sort it out Avanti.
@TargetDarts
Target Darts
1 year
If there is just one video you watch today, make sure it is Paul Lim throwing darts on a moving train 😍 #TeamTarget
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
Michael Smith is only the 10th player to reach more than one PDC World Championship final. He's one of the hardest workers in the game. He's been the best player in this tournament so far. I cannot say enough good things about the man.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
1 year
Life is complex. It is composed of many competing events and emotions.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
1 year
If you're at a live darts event, and the person next to you is whistling when a player is throwing, tell them from me that they're a dickhead.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 months
I adore Man-Lok Leung.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 years
I have long maintained that Peter Wright's one of the greatest players I've ever seen. He only had one big title to his name, with an asterisk next to it, coz MvG & Taylor weren't there. Now he's World Champ... convincingly beating MvG (102.88 avg) in the final. No asterisks.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
1 year
The Greatest Tour In Professional Sport.
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4 months
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
A NINE DARTER AFTER PICKING UP A DART OFF THE FLOOR HALFWAY THROUGH IT!
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 years
Peter Wright won £500k last night. All he wants to do with it is buy a new music speaker and two pinball machines (one virtual, one old skool) I think that's what I wanted when I was 8 years old. Legend.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
The fans were singing Michael Smith's name after Sunday's final in Minehead. They were singing his name during that final tonight, where he almost turned it around. He is adored as a player. Nobheads on social media can do one.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
1 year
Put them both in the Premier League and every World Series event for the rest of time. They're absolutely incredible.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 months
What on earth did we just witness?
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 years
If Peter Wright won a world semi final simply by making a joke at the end of set one, then it's a psychological masterstroke of world class proportions. No rules broken. No darts thrown. Just pure jedi skills.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 months
180 9 125 15 Is a properly mental leg of darts.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 months
Darts has entered its Football Manager Regen Era
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
We are seeing a glimpse into the future of darts this afternoon. Rydz, Dobey and Humphries could be fighting it out for big titles for years. And even in 2046, Merv will still be there... Merving away.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
A bloke who's nearly 52 is gonna become the PDC world number one for the first time in his life, and on the same day a teenager could become the youngest ever winner of a PDC major. What a sport.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
1 year
And so we come to the end of another year; a time to reflect on what we've achieved, what we've lost, and the milestones we have each reached over the last 12 mont... sod it... nobody cares... here's a picture of Dirk and The Mullet.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU7777777777UUU77U7777UUU7666958T8TITIR8R8RR8RUT8TURIR8R8RR8T85I4JRFUTURIR8RIRURIR8TR8484U
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 months
Hello to all newly-converted darts fans! You are all welcome here in this majestic sport. Now you've officially been brought into the fold, I'd like to talk to you about the Robin Park Tennis Centre in Wigan. 1/426
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
DON'T STOP THE PARTAAAAARGH!!!! #GDC22
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
Alan Soutar has been one of the most brilliant stories from this tournament (and generally in darts this year). But Callan Rydz is a genuine contender for this year's World Championship, and many, many, many more to come.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 months
Danny Jansen/Andrew Gilding Players Championship 9 2022 half-and-half scarf please.
@JayShaw180
Jay Shaw
4 months
Half-and-half scarves at the darts. £20.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 years
I just found out that Usain Bolt named his kids Thunder, St Leo and Olympia... which is like Phil Taylor naming his kids Power, Stoke, and Betfred World Matchplay Darts.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
"The Unicorn deal's ending after The Masters this weekend" "But we've only got 3 boards left!" "It's OK - I'm sure there'll be nothing to worry ab..."
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
10 months
Without doubt one of the greatest living sportsmen on Planet Earth.
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Dan Dawson
4 months
The People's Champion.
@sbunting180
Stephen Bunting
4 months
To all my fans and sponsors 🎅🏻 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🥳
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 months
The streets won't forget the Champions League Of Darts on the BBC. Sadly, the producers in the final year of it forgot to book a director who'd covered darts before.
@mrdanwalker
Dan Walker
4 months
Loving the coverage but sport like this should really be on terrestrial telly #WorldDartsChampionship
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Dan Dawson
4 months
Raymond van Barneveld plays Luke The Nuke Littler tonight in the 16 year old's first World Championship. Barney's first world campaign was in a field including Eric Burden, who was born on 15 July 1945 - the day before the USA detonated the first atomic bomb.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 years
Things I would change in darts no.306: Replace the stats. Instead of 100, 140, 180 counts Have 91-100, 131-140, 171-180 counts It's much more informative.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
7 months
A 10 darter is good. In a last leg decider is better. In a last leg decider v MVG is mad. To do it to become only the second German to reach a Euro Tour final is unreal. #GDC23
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
James Wade in this year's world championship: plays poorly - goes through to the next round plays well - goes through to the next round doesn't play at all - goes through to the next round
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 years
RTL7 actually put sound fx over Peter Wright's darts for a leg on live tele. The genius Dutch madmen.
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Dan Dawson
3 months
That was a very good night of darts.
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Dan Dawson
5 months
The man will be on stage in the biggest darts tournament in the world tonight, assuming he gets out from under that sink.
@CameronMenzies
Cameron Menzies
5 months
Working before the world's. What a joy 🤣🤣🤣
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@FloydTweet
Flo Lloyd-Hughes
3 years
I want to get into darts, but I'm really bad at maths.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
Sod it.. put them both in the Premier League immediately.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
These from @inugamiumeko are great. The Wade one has sent me.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 months
I think the growing Stephen Bunting fanbase tick-off a fair few of the criteria for being a genuine cult. ✅ charismatic leader ✅ said leader has impressive made-up name (The Bullet) ✅ utter conviction they are correct ✅ strict rules (let's go Bunting mental)
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
5 years
So it's Michael "Got no bottle, won't win a major" Smith v Rob "Got lucky, won't win another major" Cross. One of them becomes the Matchplay Champion. I absolutely adore it when folk on here who slag off darts players get proven wrong. Splendid.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 years
Rarely have I felt happier for a darts player to win a title. We have waited so long, but it finally arrived. You have just experienced... THE BIG HENDO WEEKENDO #BigHendoWeekendo
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4 months
That is sensational from Littler. Nothing but great things coming to him. What an attitude. What a player.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
7 months
Rarely have we seen a darts player do a celebratory lap around their opponent. Magnificent. #GDC23
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Dan Dawson
1 year
I love this sodding game
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
5 years
It is scientifically impossible to do mean and moody tv shots with Ian White... because he is a massive child.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
POV: you are a steak and kidney pie and these are your last moments on Earth.
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Dan Dawson
6 months
THAT was a Gary Anderson masterclass.
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Dan Dawson
4 months
23 out of 26 perfect darts for Hempel in that mad spell. He survived two match darts at the start of it, and was then leading with a break of throw in the deciding set by the end of it. Game-changing, life-saving, Tour Card-preserving.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
What a game. What a comeback. What a bloody player Callan Rydz is.
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Dan Dawson
3 months
I've seen a lot of darts, and that final was insane.
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Dan Dawson
4 months
I know he's been playing really well, and he's generally just a top guy, but the Bunting Love amongst darts fans has gone through the roof lately. Is it really just the Tik Toks? Is that all it takes?
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
5 months
Ranking money won in 2023 so far. Luke has almost twice as much as Price in third place.
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Dan Dawson
1 year
You decline? He reclines.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 years
JOSE DE SOUSA IS DARTS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CHANGE THAT. #PortugueseManOScores
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
6 months
Andrew Gilding has got his own Sky Sports promo for the darts. It's set to debut today. I've not seen it, but I have imagined it for years. Historic day for the sport.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 months
Dobey has lost 4 sets on his way to the QFs. His opponents have had to average 97, 112, 105 and 110 to win those sets. He has lost none of them to nil.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
4 years
Oh well... before everyone else does it, I guess.
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Dan Dawson
2 months
Brilliant effort for the 9 darter, obviously - but a truly World's Greatest call of "ooooone huuunddreeed and seeevveeenteeeeeeee-eeeeen" from Kirk to accompany it.
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Dan Dawson
10 months
Ryan Searle is averaging more than 105 and hitting 64% of his doubles whilst basically throwing three kettle bells at the board.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
15 days
Schindi >>>>> Leverkusen Biggest sporting story in Germany today.
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Dan Dawson
4 months
Make John Part do this at the top of every show.
@WeeklyDartscast
Weekly Dartscast
4 months
The darts coverage in the Netherlands is unrivalled.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
3 months
I think you'll find that's 2021 Jonny "The Ferret" Clayton, pal.
@Realdevinhaney
Devin Haney
3 months
Da king of 140 👑
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Dan Dawson
4 months
Absolutely buzzing for the start of the Pro Tour now. Luke Littler has 6 months to get to the Matchplay, with most other players already having had a 6 month head start. It can be done... but it's hard.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
Two of The Greats knocking lumps out of each other. A record number of 180s in a semi. Wright with the record 180s in any match. A missed double for the 9 (again). 22-20 in legs.
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Dan Dawson
9 months
A heroic campaign from Ferret. He can be incredibly proud of how he played, and how he handled himself. A finer man you could not hope to meet.
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Dan Dawson
5 months
All four players in the hunt for the title have spent the entire tournament doing what they're known for: Luke has been relentlessly brutal. Wade has Waded Cross has been consistently quality. And Bunting has won a load of games while cocking about on social media.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
LABANAUSKAS YOU MAJESTIC POSE-HOLDING NINE-DART-HITTING SELFIE-TAKING LITTLE LITHUANIAN YOU
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Dan Dawson
1 year
I think Jim Williams might be the most James Wade player around that isn't James Wade, and he's definitely the most James Wade player to have beaten James Wade despite not actually being James Wade.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
100% intentional. Apparently he's done it quite a lot (not that I remember him doing so). Here's how he does it. #SuperchinFlattie
@ChrisMurphy180
Chris Murphy 🎯🎙🦉
2 years
I need to know if Gurney's 'flat 20' was deliberate... @TheAsset180 @DanDartsDawson find out. Thanks.
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Dan Dawson
2 months
Gary Anderson has won 75% of the legs he's played today. 103.38 average and 23 x 180s over 40 legs of darts.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
Simon Whitlock will never ever stop winning games of darts, even long after this planet has become a burnt-out shell, devoid of human life.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
Chizz the Redeemer
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Dan Dawson
3 months
Should've gone 141 for the LOLs with the third visit, imo.
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DartsAnonymous
3 months
Beau Greaves has just hit Back to back to back 180’s Three 180’s in a row, that’s fucking insane.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
He looked second best for so long in that game. He seemed to be fading. He never appeared to be comfortable. But Peter Wright has just won 9 of the last 10 legs, averaging more than 110, to become a double world champ and further cement his incredible legacy.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
5 years
Question. Answered.
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Dan Dawson
5 months
If your plumber said he's figured out what's wrong with your sink, but then asked to come back Monday to fix it, because he has to play darts against a small Austrian with big hair live on the tele that night... would you believe him?
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Dan Dawson
2 years
The oche is 2.37m away from the board. For a nine darter, you throw the darts a combined total 21.33m Gerwyn Price just hit a nine darter after throwing his darts more than 23m A unique achievement.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
DO NOT LEAVE SCOTSMEN ON 144 FOR THE MATCH IN DECIDING SETS
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 months
𝑴𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒚 𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 𝒗𝒂𝒏 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍.
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Dan Dawson
2 years
Also: anyone chucking stuff on stage (which looks like it happened twice tonight) wants finding on the cameras, identifying, and being banned for life from all darts events. Morons.
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Dan Dawson
11 months
Michael Smith since England went 2-7 down: T20 T20 T20 T20 Bull T13 T20 T20 (bounceout) T20 T20 T20 T20 D18 - but wanted D4 - bust score, and lose the match. 12 perfect darts (including one bounceout) then hit the neighbouring double and went out of the tournament.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 years
Live reaction to the quarter-final draw from @stuartpykesport
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Dan Dawson
4 months
Cross wasn't playing badly when he was 0-4 down. Dobey hasn't been playing badly since then. Mad contest.
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@DanDartsDawson
Dan Dawson
2 months
Lukas Wenig is practically just the German translation of "Luke Littler" Coincidence? Yes. But can we learn anything from this coincidence? No. But can we *really*? Also no. Remember to keep following this account for more cutting edge insight into the world of darts.
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Dan Dawson
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That Barneveld Chocomel advert from the Netherlands is now on British tele, but with zero reference to Raymond being who he is. So a 5 time world darts champion is just having a drink whilst dressed as a builder and sat in a wheelbarrow.
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