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D Rose
5 years
Y’all still pull your luggage? 🤔🤭 amateurs. #lifehacks
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My mans was trying to be romantic but I’m childish af so I used that snap filter that makes you look like a man 😂😂😂
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4 years
Teacher: “if anyone has money for the scholastic book fair, you may be excused to go now” Me:
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When the doctor hands you a prescription for Ibuprofen instead of the Percocets you wanted 😂😂
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5 years
My daughter said my feet look like skis .... I’m tired of the disrespect
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4 years
Don’t make this viral cause he told me to delete it and I said I did 😂😂😂
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4 years
Damn I’m handsome 😂
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4 years
For the people that are allergic to everything 😂😂😂
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4 years
@toddbilli I just saw a tweet from a grown man hating on another grown man for using a service that he pays for
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4 years
My work ethic the last 15 minutes of my shift
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This is why I can’t wear tank tops to bed. I wake up with a titty out my ‘sleeve’
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4 years
Every Amazon delivery driver 😂😂😂
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3 years
@KaylarWill “Counter top can also fit 2 people if you believe in yourself”
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4 years
The jig is up y’all. We’ve been caught. It was nice knowing you 😂😂😂
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3 years
@PurgatoryT @immortalhoney @JohnkingO @MisterNigerD Thank god you came through with the subtitles cause I was lost too
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@nisaa_baby @ayandakristen @notzaire Yeah squirrels been making this recipe for centuries
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4 years
Me trying to reinvent myself after a breakup 😂😂😂😂
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4 years
What’s a snack to an entreé?
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These are the couples that used to be in the hallways at 7am, standing against the lockers with their foreheads touching for 30 minutes
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@simp420_ You have the nipples of the elite class. Well done.
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5 years
Single moms when their boyfriend comes over 😂😂😂😂
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4 years
The half stripe or the ombré?
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5 years
@RegalCourtier7 @trevahhhNstuff “Miss me? MISSS MEEEEE???
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4 years
How your parents said they got to school back in the day
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4 years
Americans mock Asian accents all the time. You ever seen an Asian mock an American? 😂😂😂😂
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4 years
When you get Tik Tok patients 😂
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5 years
Anytime your parents “helped” you with your school work 😂😂😂
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Single moms when their boyfriend comes over 😂😂😂😂
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4 years
@rizoricos Okay I’ll have customer service get right on that ASAP 😂
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5 years
If you see me out in public and I’m acting brand new, blame @FashionNova for sending me this fit 😍👅💋 #damnDRose
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4 years
@Bmayte @lyxopk When the cash register says “please confirm total”
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4 years
When your bank charges you a fee for being broke already
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5 years
Happy #MilfMonday Show all the Milfs you know some love 💕
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4 years
Wow I look fabulous today
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4 years
On my way to stir up some more drama 💋
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4 years
Bro I’m criiiiiiiine 😂😂😂😂😂 not the swiffer 💀💀💀💀💀
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5 years
@MoreRightRuddr You never know until you try 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@LiesLiesLiesAtl @o_colleen_ooo He bought her and her friends Birkin bags for her bday, she don’t give a shit about him lol “just get me another”
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4 years
Anybody else get random muscle twitches? 😂😂😂
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4 years
I’m tired of these incompetent health care workers that don’t know basic science smh
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Somebody give me this princess’s information cause I’m about to get her a whole pack of perfect attendance pencils 🥺
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The best way to handle a confused patient is to just vibe with whatever is going on at the moment 😂😂
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4 years
Officially an adult because I have matching pajamas now 🎁
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Somebody please take away my Netflix subscription 😂😂😂😂 #YOU
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4 years
My wisdom tooth getting ready to cause me pain 🦷
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Thigh gap? Never heard of her
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My kid isn’t even phased by my bs anymore 😂😂😂😂😂 I think I embarrass her
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@Kommanderson @BennyG10001 @davenewworld_2 They always want evidence when white people are in the wrong lmao
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I love a good deal 😂😂 (Throwback vine)
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4 years
You ever realize how stupid you look trying to argue in a reclining chair? 😂😂
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Damn. He cheated and got half a milli. I cheat and I get my clothes bleached. Ain’t that some shit smh
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Valar Morghulis ⚔️
4 years
Cardi B gave her husband $500,000 on his birthday ❗❗❗ that's over #180m 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ Thunder fire poverty!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
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4 years
Stay strong ladies. You only have to forgive his cheating 13 times before you get to this level
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4 years
When you were drunk flirting with a lesbian and now you gotta lick some 🐱 😂😂😂
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4 years
My best friend is the only one that gets to degrade me 😂😂😂
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4 years
Good morning to everyone ☺️ Even the people sending me death threats in my DMs. Interesting to see such words from people advocating for empathy and kindness. I’m confused.
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@s2pmuni I like this. Instead of expecting her to manage expectations, he returned to his tax bracket.
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5 years
Let her do it for the vine 😂😂😂
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@Meneye4 @savvy_official @RAGGEDYROYAL I think if a culture says something is offensive to them, we don’t get the luxury of telling them it isn’t. White people do that too often and we can’t do the same to others
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@ASAP_La @LeSeAntoinette @sagebeatlove Y’all includes you too beloved. You don’t know anything for you to be going hard for someone that doesn’t know you exist
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I don’t think Steve Carrel gets enough credit for how handsome he is 🤤
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@_kingdd I don’t think y’all grasp how hard it is to get out from underneath the hammer of a corrupt justice system and actually change your life around DESPITE all the obstacles they throw (Probation, etc) this shows SOMEONE out there that it’s possible. Congratulations ❤️
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4 years
You glow different when you aren’t hating
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Me asking the Nurse where to put my cup of pee
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C'est louche tout ca
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Crack heads don’t skip a day of doing crack just because they don’t have money. They find a way. So don’t let a crack head out hustle you. Go out there and get some money.
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CNAs in my area get started at $12/hr. The Wendy’s by me has a sign posted that they start employees at $13.75 CNAs are so important and work so hard. I had to be a CNA for 1 year as a nursing prerequisite and I promise, $12/ hour is not nearly enough for what they do.
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I wonder how many people actually had corona virus but thought it was just a bad flu or something so they never went in and just got over it at home....
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Why does every kid do this? 😂😂😂😂
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Me trying to help my friends when I’m a mess too
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Is it too late to be your #wcw 🥺? Jeans & Top: @fashionnova
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Nature is really out here living it’s best life while we’re inside
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I can tell the difference between people who grew up watching South Park, Dave Chappell and Family Guy from the ones who didn’t 😂
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Anybody else have parents that wouldn’t let them eat in the car? 😂😂😂
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My cells hurt from carrying all the good genes in my family 😰 but someone has to do it.
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How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?
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I want this. But in an iPhone.
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5 years
Would anyone like an enema?
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I got sentenced 35-life so I gotta make the best of it smh 😂
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I’m tired of y’all “reverse the races” ass people. BREONNA TAYLOR’s killers are eating dinner with their families. TREYVON MARTIN’S killer is signing bags of skittles for PR THIS MAN IS IN JAIL FACING LIFE (as he should) but reverse the races and his ass would be free
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Matt Walsh
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Say his name. 5 year old Cannon Hinnant was executed in cold blood while riding his bike. The accused killer is Darius Sessoms. He allegedly walked up to the boy and shot him dead in front of his sisters. Reverse the races and this is the only thing anyone talks about for a month
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And I appreciate the MANY of you that have understood me, defended me and supported me.
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@_callmedanny_ Men love self victimizing when they do shit wrong lmao
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I walked. So they could run 😂 jk jk
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You want some sex followed by a hot meal?
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Brother Nature
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I know there’s a video out of me getting jumped, everyone in the pizza shop literally just watched, with their phones out, and did nothing. Oh well 🤷🏽‍♂️
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I got caught on live tv smh 😂😂
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Your girl made it to her third trimester 🤰🏻❤️
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Since y’all always telling me to turn around
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Me as a kid trying to cut my Barbie’s hair and acting like the reason it looked bad is cause she was moving around 😂😂😂😂
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Never going to this girl’s house again 😂😂😂😂😂
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A lil Bey with a lil Polynesian never hurt anybody.... I miss home 🌴🌺
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