Dame Jane
@Dame__Jane
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Gen X Kiwi, I know what a woman is, love animals, cooking, politics + champagne (albeit not in that order) Personal freedom matters. Thankful Trump won. No DMs
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Joined December 2021
Maybe Jacinda Ardern can add this speech of hers in the Prime Minister DVD deleted scenes😥😭
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Always remember the first thing the Maori did when they got guns was sail to a nearby island and slaughter every last man woman and child of a pacifist tribe
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Moved the furniture back into my Father’s house today. And spied a window (via my useless but gorgeous Asian wwoofer) I was able to draw on .. the entire place was covered in sanding dust, seems she missed that one lol .. oh and I made venison ‘crumble’. Busy day!
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I still can't believe he made it through the entire war only to be killed by another Arab literally the same week it ended. What even happened?
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It’s increasingly hard to tell what’s parody and what’s “reality” these days but I reckon there will ACTUALLY be some people who think this way 🤣😅 (not Titania)
My friends and I have been out all day protesting against this ceasefire. We demand a ceasefire that wasn’t arranged by Donald Trump. We will never give up the struggle for peace. ✊
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NZ = clown (3rd) world 😬
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Whā cup. Nobody is erasing Maori. Maori need to lift their standards in line with everyone else. We need to expect better of ourselves and each other. We need to strive for excellence because we've earned it, not because our lineage. Maori prove time and again they're
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HOWIE: “They never said you won't get COVID” RFK JR: “I saw a tape yesterday of Biden, Fauci, Gates, Bourla, all of them saying if you take the vaccine, you can't get COVID. Can I play it for you?” HOWIE: “Wait wait wait, it doesn’t matter”
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Whoops! When you forget you invited someone to lunch but thankfully they check in an hour before they are due to come over 😅 Cheese puffs and OJ (plus the lemon curd and marmalade creami that I froze yesterday) to the rescue!
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Pmsl at Wendy predicting her win without all the votes being in. Of course, this is the same woman who supports the idea of men in frocks reading to young children. She even has a rainbow frock of her own. Likely to be the next mayor of Hastings! 😅😵💫🤣
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97% of Kiwis said NO to the Gene Tech Bill. But the Government’s just ignored you - recommending they push it through anyway. The Health Select Committee’s report dropped yesterday, and surprise, surprise - almost nothing’s changed. They’re not listening. So it’s time to
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“I think we should debate our differences civilly, especially in parliamentary settings so that we can overcome our differences and give our people the best outcome.” “OOOOO HAKA WAAAAAA HAKA WAKA OOOOOOO HAKA HAKA AHHHHHH”
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Wellington went from BJ “everyone is racist” Tory to angry “I do so love a lockdown” Andy. Will it ever recover?
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Someone has got to tell them: This gigantic level of cringe is destroying New Zealand's national branding. Haka, a cultural treasure of the Maori, has been rendered meaningless by overdose. Yes, virality can kill symbols.
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“We blame everything but ourselves”. This dude gets it. Let’s hope more and more young OR old maori figure it out too.
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Bloody hell. I didn’t get any notifications of your comments here. From more than a year ago wtf. O my god. I just found it cos I was searching my profile for the word “account” 😡😡😡😡
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I’m bawling rn tweeps. Sales of the cookbook have dwindled over time. We have no funding / money. Life goes on. People support other disasters. But hell, TDC still need us as per this response to my saying we would be having one final meal for Christmas. What do I do? ❤️🩹
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