Ah, Ryanair Priority boarding when it becomes so Priority that Non-Priority becomes the actual Priority. Make it make sense. #capitalism

Getting the severe Dad Buzz from the middle aisle in Lidl. Hoping it’s the effects of this lockdown. Otherwise, It has begun. .

My dream last night: I’m at a huge party and all my friends are there. So fun until. Friend: Better get out of here before the cops show. Me: Cops?.Friend: Sure, no one is wearing a mask. *Roll Curb Your Enthusiasm credits*.Covid, ruining parties in my dreams. .

RT @AOC: Impeach.

I mean, this is actual treason.

Domestic Terrorists inspired by the President. Absolutely incredible. #Capitol.

Man, I feel kind of sucky ruining Bowser’s wedding #MarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch.

RT @ColmCurrivan: Céimí de chuid @FiontarGaeilge @eoineyd37 le cloisteáil i ról Lord Farquaad anois.

Strictly Judge: My soul is about to leave my body with delight at the sight of that dance. You are clearly Christ come again. #StrictlyFinal.

Just finished #LastOfUsPartII. A must-play, better than the first one in every way.

Downtown Abbey, the Movie. The stakes have never been lower.

I was told I was really cool this morning. Man, I love these new temperature checks!.

“Well, here’s your box. Nearly everything I have is in it and it is not full. Pain and excitement are in it, and feeling good or bad and evil thoughts and good thoughts. and on top of these are all the gratitude and love I have for you. And still the box in not full.” - J.S.

I'm a Pisces now?! And there's a 13th star sign?! It's almost like someone is making this up as they go along. #NASA #Starsignsmatter.

RT @JurassicPark2go: we are proud to introduce a new feature called the “incredible danger area.” it is the whole park.

Trump delivers villian's monologue from attop Mount Rushmore.

Everything in life should have a 40-minute Zoom time limit and then it's over. #QuarantineTimes.

Watching Real Housewives rn. A worrying amount of mediums and clairvoyants around. #RealHousewives #spooky.