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The trickster. If you don’t know African parables you can’t hold my uzi Watch: The Best of Dallas Penn...

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6 years
It's unfortunate that the vehicle which so many can use to make a living is being driven by those whose only wish is to make a killing
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Do you know how rich you have to be just to be poor in New York City?
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Kamala Harris was 30 and playing the sidepiece of a 60yr married old dude to get her paper up. So why isn’t she doing progressive laws for sex workers when she essentially came in the game as a high priced escort?
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You go to this nigga house to get high off drugs and have sex. You get so high you pass out. You still have sex done to your body. Is that rape when you went to the spot wit no panties under your skirt to give up the pussy in the first place?
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6 years
My man said he called Reggie and couldn’t thru his jack but just wanted to hear his voice one more time. Listen to your favorite episode of the Combat Jack Show again my dude and hear his brilliance #restinpodcast
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6 years
@earlxsweat Not even beat up... A lot of people thru social media never even had a fistfight before. That is why coward culture dominates on TWitter. People are too afraid to be punched in the face. I guess they think it will be videotaped
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If you are an Internets or a Los Internetos and you have been holding on to some #ThoughtsandPrayers please use them now for the family of our brother Reggie Osse
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Super wake up call to everyone still seeking freedom from tyranny. A young man gave his life to challenge the prison industrial complex as well as the pharmaceutical industrial complex. Thank you for your service towards humanity Nipsey Hussle now rest in paradise young king
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Everybody praising John McCain’s petty towards Donald Trump but won’t keep that same energy when you remind them Chuck D wrote ‘By The Time I Get To Arizona’ because of John McCain smh
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5 years
CLOCKERS is def one of Spike Lee’s best movies
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6 years
Griselda got next
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5 years
Thas Combat
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Does anyone know if @Combat_Jack was ever on an episode of Sesame Street with one of his sons circa 2007? This looks a lot like him. @Dallas_Penn @jonathanmena
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All I can say is thank you to @Combat_Jack for including me in his journey. Lord knows we had our disagreements but he still rode for me when most others would have pulled out the parachute. That is how crazy the Haitians in my circle are
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Raekwon's first album holds up so well after all this time. These dudes were rhyming wild futuristically
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6 years
A-King said some shit to me the other day and I didn’t really process the meaning but now that shit is deep to me. “Protect your co-sign”. Niggas will sidle up to you to steal your integrity because they have none. Protect your name and what that means to you
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5 years
If a rap critic only knows about rap music his opinion is worthless. Insects are specialists. People are complex and the smartest of them connect the dots thru time and space
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Pro tip. If a rap critic ever had a punk phase, don't ever take any of his opinions seriously.
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@Dallas_Penn
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8 years
At my funeral I want someone to give my eulogy and say, "I never really liked that nigga tho"
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6 years
Roc Marci has been the slickest spitter since Marcberg drooped. Black Thought and Jay-Z notwithstanding but the music Marci uses just feeds the fire. I’m listening to a song and this nigga directing a movie
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Pro tip: If you have a job and you are low on cash you aren’t broke. Broken things don’t work. You are just dealing with temporary recurring fiscal deficits. Them shits is temporary. But they be recurring like a muvv
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Yooooo. I am truly thankful for the interconnected networks popularly referred to as the internets. I died from a heart attack right before thanksgiving but your #ThoughtsandPrayers brought me back to life. Now it’s time to get back to work
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7 years
The sixth element of hip-hop has gotta be healthcare
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5 years
Black Thought not only has all his lyrics memorized but everybody else’s music also
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@artiequitter @RealGilbert @Variety Say no to crack Artie and say yes to rollerskating
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Happy new year Combat. You started your podcast almost 8 years ago to this day. You were a brand new 45yr old with vim and vigor and a passion for everything that is culture especially…
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Can you imagine 5 teenagers pitted against an entire city. Not just any city. The media capital of the Earth. The @nytimes led the charge with ad money from their longtime associate Donald Trump. The fact the CP5 are alive today shows you they are cut from Middle Passage cloth
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If you ever fuxdwit Das EFX and now act like these opioid rappers aren’t rhyming with any sense you are a hypocrite. These Das EFX niggas raps make zero sense but they got bangers tho’
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5 years
Blacks celebrate Gordon Parks as a trailblazing icon, but if you were a Black photog in the 1950s tryna get your work into the Time/Life system you know Gordon Parks as a gatekeeping bootlicker. He stole mad Black photogs work. If your style was too ill to steal he shut you out
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5 years
Sean Price was from the future. I’m starting to understand the value in blocking people. Everyone doesn’t deserve access to you just because they have a mobile device
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6 years
My aunt was the OG crypto currency goddess. She created Dipcoin. She was passing them bad checks and dipping before you knew that shit was gonna bounce
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5 years
For real question... How are unvaccinated kids a danger to vaccinated kids? If a kid has been given the antidote already what him worry? Help me understand this
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6 years
That freestyle gave him his peace of mind that Hip-Hop was fine
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Shouts to anyone out here still writing down words for a society that is post-literate. Y’all the real MVP dinosaurs. People want their info now via tubes. Boob tube, YouTube, Podtube, feeding tube. This is the Matrix we are living in
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Facts is that Haiti and colonized African countries are shitholes... By design. This is supremacy at work. Stripping the resources. Implementing and upholding laws and economic policies focused on disenfranchisement. All in effect to this very minute
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6 years
Everybody bitching about child labor needs to GTFOH! The cellphone in your hands uses a dangerously mined mineral called Coltan which is killing kaffir babies on the daily. Your whole existence is enjoyable because someone somewhere is being exploited for their labor. Now STFU!
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7 years
I'm only tryna do the shit the universe instructs me to do. Lately it's been to smoke a lot of weed so ionno
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6 years
If you don’t realize that Jay-Z and NaS is the same people I feel bad for you. One is wearing Timbs. The other is wearing espadrilles. They both being costumed as the Black male savior. They are not. They are entertainers. And you... are being entertained.
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My wife is soooo hardbody. She just whisked me out of this toy store because the lady was watching me like I was gonna steal something. I told my wife that I’m 50yrs old and used to this. My wife said that don’t matter and that they can’t have my money. She hath spoken
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6 years
Sneakers are not investment grade purchases. Would you buy a load of bread to keep it as an investment? Buy some shit because you like it and you plan to wear it one day
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Gonna be hard for me to watch the Ava Duvearnay doc about the Central Park Five. I saw the film in theatres the hWite dude did and I was in real life tears in that movie house. Those kids from that case were me and my friends except that God’s fateful hand selected them instead
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I hate when I see one of these old head rappers wearing some polo item I wanted to buy with their old head balloon bootcut big daddy jeans. These old niggas just remind me of my mortality and I resent that
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Jay-Z and BeYonxe let us down by not singing/rapping about the benefits of filing taxes jointly as an entryway to wealth building
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Black Thought is rap calculus. A beautiful thalamus. Slavespeak trigonometry. Everlasting nigga knowledgry
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How did a dude get a whole couch on the subway? Forget all these TWitter clowns getting Hollywood deals a dude getting a big ass couch out to East NY is the true sign that I’m nah doing enough to secure my flourishments
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Roc Marci on NPR Tiny Desk please
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If you have a problem with something I post call me. If you don’t have my math then you don’t know me well enough to be bothered by what I said. If you have my math and you are too chicken shit to call me get rid of my number. I never should have given it to a coward
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7 years
When niggas tell you the shit you love is wack now because it ain't like how it was when they was 16yo type niggas should fossilize theyself
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6 years
I’m at the the point where I have to use ninja stealth techniques to bring a new pair of shoes into my house past my wife. Now I know why they call these shits ‘sneakers’ smh lol
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7 years
Apocalyptic, dystopic, energetic, linguistic... Damn y'all, Prodigy was the culture. Rest in power young man. Long live Hip-Hop
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8 years
Hold back your sneaker money this summer my Internets. If they won't put some respeck on our souls we won't spend our money on their soles
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Call me a habitual hyperbolist but Phife Dawg is the king of sports reference rap
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@xeni I’m sad that your brilliance is wasted on this APP because of the coward culture we are a part of.
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How is a wall in Texas gonna stop the terrorists when they are already here running people over with their cars in Charlottesville?
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My superpower is not knowing who Billie Eilish is and not giving one fux
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The Karen who called cops on the baby Black watergirl sells weed for a living. The same shit Blacks been getting put into the prison industrial complex for since, well, AmeriKKKa. She IS the supremacist system. She from a long line of trafficking Black bodies
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You know you a slave when you mad that a company makes it difficult for you to give them your money
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Michael Jordan never broke his hand on blackboards because then he wouldn’t have been as effective at the baccarat tables after the game was over
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Ahh, New Years gunshots. Thank you Brooklyn for still being Brooklyn
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Black Thought is like when you already have an advanced doctorate in rap skills so you start a monastery and move bricks with only your mind
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@Success_jr Thas really a Black thing. I grew up with this kid who had a thyroid condition(no one in the neighborhood knew that or even what a thyroid was) and we called him ‘Bubble Eyed James’. To be fair another kid named James looked normal and we called him ‘Regular James’
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While Black people been voting Democrat tickets every November in kneejerk fashion what have y’all really gotten except crack in your communities to criminalize the pushers and users(and mind you, none of the Blacks even own crack farms or processing plants),
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Niggas need jobs. Periodt. Point blank. Too many hWite people and Hispanic people work at Hot97. This is nigger music. Where the niggers at? Ebro don’t count. He only half a kaffir at most
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VladTV is a scourge upon the culture
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True story is that podcasts were being shitted on heavy by radio vets Artie Lange and Nick DiPaolo when they were our neighbors at that studio in midtown. Guess who’s doing they ‘little’ podcasts now?
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Everyone who shitted on podcasts 4-5 years ago now has a podcast or is in my email trying to get a podcast #BeSafeTho
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6 years
The first time you ever heard rap on the radio nigh have been the sugarhill gang. These dudes ain’t even know each other. They ain’t even write their own raps. So basically the music was bastardized for pop consumption out the gate
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Iss a Black thing my man. If you had grown up Black in the 1980s then you would know that college ball back then >>> NBA and Len Bias was gonna be a God. You just know Blackness thru your headphones so maybe you STFU and get back to your cultural tourism. Thanks but no thank fuxy
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Just saw this Black dude jogging down Eastern Pkwy in black leggings and black long sleeve running top and a balaclava. I was like, “Good morning my ninja”. We both laughed. Today shall be great los Internetos. This is the day that the Lord hath made
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It ain't over until the Jordan meme cries wearing your team colors
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5 years
America is founded on four pillars. Genocide. Theft. Rape. With open violence as the method to securing these three. The fourth pillar is the one where everybody pretends to overlook the first three and claim American exceptionalism instead as the root cause of our power
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6 years
When you have a true working class background you work with class and your word is your bond. Only rich niggas can afford to be liars and cowards
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6 years
Ppl are concerned about my overall health so just know that Im nah going anywhere anytime soon because I still have a dream to see fulfilled
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My wife and I have taken this tube of toothpaste down to an irresponsible adult level. Little does she know I’ve been known to cut the tube open to extricate the very last bit of toothpaste
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My parents put me thru Lutheran school up until high school. I was given scholarships to Msgr Scanlan, St.Francis and St.Johns Prep. I was accepted to Stuy, Bronx Science and Brooklyn Tech. My folks chose Tech for me because I was about to be a Don Lemon brother with no moustache
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@xeni America is buttressed by four pillars. Theft, rape, genocide and the sense of humor required to acknowledge the first three and still not personally descend into insanity. I appreciate your sarcasm. hWite people, all people need to do better and gain some courage
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