'Please remember X is a very vain, wicked foolish place full of all sorts of humbug, falseness and pretension…not a moral place certainly, nor a merry one, although very noisy – a world where everyone is striving for what is not worth having. '.

Icons come in all forms and cannot be owned .

I've made a start on my best seller -. My name is Stu said Stu. Stew? That's a funny name. My name is Cauliflower said Cauliflower. Perhaps we should meet somewhere special. You know - make a meal of it. (That's as far as it's got and is unlikely to get any further).

I'm going with Croatia ce soir #Eurovision.

By my calculations Banksy must be approaching 60. Oh dear.

RT @MarshSongs: It was inevitable. The song is a mess, like the situation the BBC has found itself in. But this one's dedicated to all the….

RT @Classicbritcom: The Legendary Dave Allen 👑

RT @archivetvmus71: The Adventure Game (8th March 1984). It's the Rangdo of Arg's birthday - but will Fern Britton and Noel Edmonds be able….

RT @lickedspoon: Agnès Lassalle was a teacher, fatally stabbed by a pupil in her school. She loved to dance. As her coffin left the church,….

When does history start? Is it now?.

RT @JamesAHogg2: Tim and I are knee deep in Fawlty Towers and Edward VII at the moment so I haven't had time to pinch anything new. Here's….

Bought my love some of my favourite chocolate.

If you read something by Lt Egocentric it's probably by me #anagrams.

Advice for all. When using a hot water bottle as an air guitar make sure the stopper is screwed in properly.

Somebody has got into the habit of when she leaves the room says "You are the weakest link. Goodbye.".

Be kind all of thee.In twenty twenty-three.

I know my street cred is going to plummet but Moana is fab.

Merry Yuletide to all those who didn't receive a hard copy - organised moi? Oh dear.

RT @Dinfire: Interpretive ringtone dance. Some of these are great.