David Parker ¹ | #LN1HASARRIVED 💚
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Joined October 2021
Crying man the idea of him being sat there at 4am the night before going “Oh fuck what do I do?” And just doom scrolling Vettel aura edits on TikTok has me creasing
lando on letting the moment decide his championship celebration: “before the weekend i thought ‘do i look up a video, like how to celebrate a world championship?’ and i was going to look at sebastian vettel, because he’s always good for celebrations and doing cool, unique
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Me having to listen to my Dads waffle and lowkey agree because my mum doesn’t like it when we argue about sports
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If it isn’t Lando I want it to be George but if it’s Lando vs George then idk what it will turn me into. George is from the same place my Dad is and his race number is my Dads favourite number so the beef is gonna be in house. And Brundle will be an opp too.
i fear that if we actually get 634 wdc battle next year my 634 moots will be catching strays on a daily basis 😭😭😭
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I’m trying to settle on a Top 3 drivers of the year. And I’m struggling between the placement of Oscar and George. George has been phenomenal, but Oscar was incredible too a lot of this season. But he did give up 104+ points to Max. Idk, you lot can decide
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And then they turn around and in the same breath praise other drivers for their ability to do the exact things at their own teams that Lewis is being criticised for trying to do at Ferrari. Doesn’t take a genius to clock what is really going on here…
Being a Lewis fan in this Ferrari era is crazy cause every day there's a headline like: *Person with no success in F1* tells *driver with the most wins ever* that to be successful at *team with no recent success* you need to stop trying to *improve/change something*
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“Our” World Title Couldn’t agree more Comrade
Lando’s message for fans on The F1 Show (video version): “Hello, beautiful Sky Sports viewers. It’s Lando here. Thank you very much for an incredible season. I hope I made as many of you proud as can be, for all of the people who supporting me, and not supporting me. I hope you
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Like I’d straight up be choosing convenience over morals and that doesn’t sit right with me nor does putting any money in #his pockets but also it would just be very useful so I’m kinda 50/50 on it idk
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Lowkey I might have to pay for Twitter blue for next season which would make me a massively hypocritical piece of shit but also I can’t keep writing threads because I just end up losing what I’m saying and barely anyone ever reads past the first tweet anyway 😭
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They were raised in loveless households with twisted ideas about masculinity and mentality and now someone is at the top who doesn’t fit their standards for men, and they can’t cope, they start saying anything to try and discredit him because they can’t handle a man like him won.
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I’m so sick of these bitter old cunts with shit takes going on and on about Lando because he doesn’t fit their concept of what a man or what an F1 champion should be. He’s open with his emotions and honest with himself and these insecure old fools can’t cope.
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My only issue is the “overtake” mode being one detection point for the whole lap. For example if Driver A is 0.3s ahead of Driver B through detection, and Driver B then passes immediately, does he still get the overtake mode for the rest of the lap?
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The new cars look great, I like the name changes for the new systems I think it’s so much simpler and easier to understand than how it was presented before. A few things I’m not 100% on board with but I’ll have to wait to see them in action before judging them.
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⭐️ CHAMPIONSHIP RING SET ⭐️ A handcrafted, sculputural piece of jewellery inspired by the rings athletes receive after winning a championship. This collectable ring is accompanied by two daily-wear rings, made to mark Lando Norris' first championship. $24 | Shipping worldwide
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The idea you’d blame the 7 (should be 8) time world champion for giving feed back, when that’s a huge reason for bringing someone like Lewis into the team. Yeah man I know what you are you aren’t fooling me.
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The fact Ferrari think what they’re doing is working and won’t listen to drivers who come into the team from far better operations, is an example of everything that’s wrong with them. An arrogant and out of touch organisation with a stubbornness that’s made them into a total joke
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The point still stands and it’s very dangerous and I think something needs to be done but I’m a pedantic prick and it just annoys me that people don’t understand they’re two different challenges and Kane’s ones used to be bad because he would be given the free kicks for it.
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I said this yesterday but this just isn’t the same thing as what Kane used to do. Kane used to be the player in front, back into the player jumping and they’d go over the top head first. Dalot has come through the back and fouled him, it’s always been a foul.
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I completely understand their frustration and think it’s entirely justified, but you just can’t go about expressing it like this. Doesn’t make anything better for anybody.
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If this is one of his worst qualifying seasons performance wise it’s #spooky
Lando Norris recorded the best average qualifying position this season 🛞 🥇 Lando Norris - 2.96 🥈 Oscar Piastri - 3.04 🥉 Max Verstappen - 3.50 What else stands out from the entire grid? 👇
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Istanbul and Sepang my beloveds soon shall you return to us 🙏🙏
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