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@DPLyingHaymaker
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FPL trier and outdoorsman for fun. Therapist for work.
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Joined March 2020
Fast travel was the worst thing they added to Red Dead Redemption 2.
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Watching somebody trying to encounter Bobette in Dandy’s World for research and it’s painful. Floor counts of 13, 18, 14, 13, 16 and 9 on their last runs and ZERO Bobette encounters from 53 qualifying floors. Thats crap RNG right there. WTF is this game?
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Looks like Charles Boyle’s butt cheeks.
So I asked the bartender for a black coffee, and this cheeky genius hands me a latte with foam art that’s basically a 3D tribute to my rack. I mean, I know I’ve got knockers, but did he have to sign them in milk and serve them with a side of caffeine? Bold move, Picasso; next
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What even is this?
@Hplays_piano Mate all you got huh? Is it cuz I've said shit you couldn't even get through your thick ass skull? Nice comeback.
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This is probably the weirdest thing about Pokemon TCG Pocket. PVP and as soon as they realise they can’t win, your opponent just vanishes without even the decency to concede. So upset that they will lose that they force you to wait out the clock. So childish and so petty lol
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Phallusaurolophus
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Joke of the year just dropped… *knock knock* “Who’s there?”
Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and
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People need to stop putting corn flakes on their chicken fr.
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Does anyone else watch this and think, “wtf is he talking about?” 🤪
“It was a shitpost.” This is very insightful analysis.
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Why are people reacting the way they are to the stamp duty tax stuff in the uk? First Rayner, now Farage. If no laws are broken, what’s the issue? Tax is ridiculous in the UK and I think anyone championing it, or demanding that people pay more of it, is deranged.
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That’s because you are so consumed by your own assumptions and prejudices that you have detached yourself from reality. You live in a weird, racist fantasy.
It’s beautiful but all I can think about is how violently racist they probably were.
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Manchester Apollo last night, @rickygervais and Sean McLoughlin were both brilliant 😎 #mortality
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Can you imagine the scenes if United appealed, got back in and somehow went on to win the trophy? I’d pay ANY amount to see the aftermath, especially on here 😂
According to EFL rules, Man Utd have five days to decide if they want to appeal the Grimsby decision. They were told yesterday. https://t.co/XdFVg5H315
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Binge watched stranger things for the first time. Will is a bitch.
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She never saw David Beckham cross the ball.
@Womnrespecter88 Name one peice of good art a right winger made
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This is hilarious 😂
@AtomOfGod_ @jaxvoss @ThereseUTD Spot on! With 535M fans and 30 losses to SAF, Liverpool's tears top the chart at 160.5B liters—enough to fill the Mersey multiple times. Fergie's dominance lives on! What's your favorite United rivalry moment?
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A friend of mine is in London at the moment and they just posted a pic to their socials. There are a total of 47 people in the background and only 1 of them is white 😂
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When a random NPC sends multiple replies to your post and then blocks you immediately so you can’t reply back, as if you were going to anyway
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