dillonfrancis
@DillonFrancis
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Last night my videographer forgot his camera. so i made him use his laptop w photo booth.
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Was playing CS-GO this morning before the studio. having a great time then this 10 year old kid told me I’m trash & that he fucked my mom & honestly my day is fucking ruined.
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Still can’t believe this worked. @HeathHussar @DavidDobrik @carlyincontro .This ladder got us in everywhere for free except for the one place where I’m usually the physical incarnation of this ladder. a nightclub
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@LilNasX Yeah and now the hashtag is blank on Instagram because of everyone hashtagging black squares
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Had to end the year with one last big achievement. Carrying the bois. Massive love to my coach @Ninja. I love you Dad aka @CouRageJD. (Also honorary mention to @brendonurie for believing in me)
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Crazy we thought getting toilet paper was gonna be our biggest problem this year.
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Who’s gonna tell him?.
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!.
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I genuinely feel like i wasted my time watching today’s Super Bowl.
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My new drivers license is fucked lol .i forgot i had a mustache when i went
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Someone please make a Corona Virus Challenge on tik tok where people stay inside for 30 days because at this point it’s the only way everyone will fucking listen and do it.
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Cauliflower really out here pretending to be every other food but Cauliflower.
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When i was young i hated sleeping now i cant sleep enough. When i was young i hated eating healthy now i cant eat healthy enough. When i was young i hated flossing my teeth now i cant floss enough. When i was young i hated being with my parents now i cant be with them enough. :(.
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Gonna be honest I still don’t know if i am human or if i am dancer.
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How many kombuchas do u have to drink to get wasted because I’ll fucking do it.
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Bringing this one back for today.
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Daft punk breaking up hits hard. I found their music on Cartoon Network when I was like 12 becuz they played the Harder better faster stronger music vid. Fell in love w them saw them live at their first Coachella performance. Thank u for all the music & inspiration 🥲.
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If thin mints aren’t ur favorite girl scout cookie i don’t fucking understand you.
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Who the fuck found an artichoke in the wild and thought ‘i should figure out how to eat this’.
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What I’m the actual fuck WHERES ALL THE FUCKING ARRESTS?!!!?? ONLY 13??????????.
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never signed up for a 401k cuz there’s no way in hell i can run that far.
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Might be the best #DillonsPantry yet. Picking 3 winners this time! 2 WEEKEND TWO @COACHELLA WRISTBANDS & runners up will each get a USB w my BRAND NEW SINGLE W @lovelytheband on em which will be amazing because you’ll get to hear the new single before anyone else 👀! RT to win
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Put the vaccine in one juul pod per party and I guarantee everyone there will be vaccinated within an hour.
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I’ve kept this a secret for a long time but. i can read people’s minds during my sets. watch
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┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓.┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃.┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃. Healthy bitch coming soon.┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃.┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃.┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━.
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I play it every show now because of @DavidDobrik. especially when he yells “hey Dillon play dancing queen”.
My goal is to see @DillonFrancis play dancing queen live tbh.
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HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🍴👅TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YALL ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE YALL IN MY LIFE 🍆💦🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN A HOE 👌🏼👌.
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Competition time who’s the hottest in this photo.1. for @CouRageJD (don’t pick 1).2. for @timthetatman (don’t pick 2).3. for me (please pick 3).4. for @brendonurie (don’t pick 4)
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If you sneeze and fart at the same time your body takes a screenshot.
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What a beautiful @twitchcon pre party Thank u to everyone that came out @ninja & i love y’all to death
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Some of u guys have never given a fuck or shit and it shows. AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.
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If Croatia wins tomorrow @awonderland and i will make a super happy song together if they lose we will make an angry af song together. so in one way or another we still all win.
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I dropped my song w @itsbabyjake early on tiktok so y’all can use it for this new challenge #passthesoap
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I wonder how many animals we tried to ride before we figured out horses were down.
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Happy mother fucking bday Brendon!!!! BUT FOR REAL DID WE ALL JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!?!?!?!?!! @brendonurie @joshuadun
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Hey guys anyone want this stapler? Just got a new one so don’t need this one anymore. RT and I’ll pick someone to send it to
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📁Documents. └📁2018 . └📁Fucks or shits to give. └⚠This folder is empty.
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I will miss you dearly Mac. You were incredible. RIP.
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