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@DCDBeerSnake
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The single greatest entity in the UFL today. I’m a stylin', profilin', limousine-riding, jet-flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun.
Audi Field
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Let’s talk about how to make me greater than I already am for the upcoming
@XFLDefenders
season. I’m feeling frisky today, full of great ideas.
Walk with me. I won’t bite.
#DCDMarketingSnake
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We can’t do this. I love the passion but we have to be better.
Forecast included 100% chance of raining cups (mattdemember)
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I AM INEVITABLE
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We showed up. We showed out. It was epic…over three years in the making. What a scene. Thank you.
We’re basically one of the pillars of the league, its signature. It’s BOSS LADY, BIG MAN, then pretty much us. It’s true. We’re that good. Everybody knows.
Which is WHY…
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What we did tonight had to tack on at least another billy to the price of the Commanders. This is the passion that’s been missing for a generation.
THIS IS WHO WE ARE.
THIS IS WHAT WE DO.
You’re welcome, Dan. Dick.
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I believe the children are our future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
A kid (responsibly) is helping construct today’s beer snake (IG/ shleighh_)
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THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE
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DCDBS XFL Power Rankings after Week 1
1. DC Defenders
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LOOK AT THIS
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You’re saying no lemons like that’s a good thing.
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It’s all falling apart.
So
@AudiField
field is no longer allowing
#Defenders
fans to "Feed the Snake" personally. We are being told to stand outside section 136-137 and hand the snake contribution off to someone who sits in the section. Way to ruin one of the greatest fan experiences. Come on man.. 🍋
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The Defenders haven’t lost a road game in three years.
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One last ride at home. It’s been an honor, a privilege, and a pleasure. Need everybody at their best today. Let’s do this.
It’s time to get ROWDY AT AUDI.
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I actually think this is OK for kids to hear. It’s an important fundamental life lesson, like telling them to look both ways before crossing the street.
@DCDBeerSnake
How's about the "F Dan Snyder" chant? I mean, come on. OLD NEWS and unnecessary!! KIDS are going to the game.
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It’s science.
After many long hours of analyzing different sources…
We project that the Beer Snake record will be BROKEN during this Sunday’s game
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WE MUST COMPORT OURSELVES IN A MANNER BEFITTING OUR STATURE. This is our thing. We’ve created the best atmosphere in the league. A true home-field advantage. Said it before—other crowds may be bigger, but they won’t be better.
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LET’S GET READY TO GET READY
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@Barstooldmv
1) Start at the bottom of Sec 137
2) Go to the top of Sec 137
3) Wrap back around and down Sec 136
4) Lemons
5) D’Eriq King MVP SZN continues
6) Big, fat Defenders dub
But we legit need MORE PEOPLE. The Ticketmaster map looks like a crime scene.
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Look, I’ve never started a professional football league and I probably never will, and I get that things won’t be perfect when launching a new venture.
But you CANNOT have that setup in Vegas. I’m sure that wasn’t their first choice, but no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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Played our worst when it mattered the most. Credit to Arlington. Better team by miles tonight.
Gutted.
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Can clinch playoffs next week. Still work to do. Let’s keep getting better.
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Ok, time to take a deep breath and cool down a little. Let’s collect ourselves. Cooler heads will prevail. I’m sure there’s a PERFECTLY REASONABLE explanation for this CLEAR MISUNDERSTANDING.
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Need this now more than ever. We got momentum. We got BIG MO.
Make it happen!
3) Have a local celebrity offer up the FIRST CUP to start each home game. It’ll be like a first pitch, except it’ll be a FIRST CUP that will start me (the Beer Snake) for that game. Man, this idea isn’t TOO GREAT, is it?!?!
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I have been upgraded to THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN SPORTS
.
@XFLDefenders
Head Coach
@reggiebarlow
letting
@stephenasmith
know on
@FirstTake
where the best fans in football (and the most powerful force in sports:
@DCDBeerSnake
) exist..
🎟️ Pack
@AudiField
Monday Night w/ code “SHIELD”:
#ShieldsUp
#DefendDC
#XFL
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Good work, my people. Big chunks of the higher-priced seats are still available, but you all did work everywhere else. I think those pricey seats are the ones primarily on camera, so while it may not look great, we should be rocking.
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With great power comes great responsibility. We gotta do it the right way. So, provided the ruling on the field isn’t ultimately overturned again by
@DeanBlandino
, let’s do it the right way.
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There are still people who are aggressively angry about the mere existence of spring football. It’s the weirdest form of tribalism, especially from purported “big sports fans.” They get MAD ON THE INTERNET about it. Like, reevaluate your priorities.
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Our road whites *might* be the best uniforms in all of sports. Have my staff looking into this, will keep you updated.
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Hub model = the end. If they do that, it’s a wrap. The idea that they’d entertain a hub model and also seek expansion into other markets makes absolutely zero sense. There are NO MARKETS with a hub model. They can’t be this obtuse.
Some interesting
#XFL
-
#USFL
merger insights on this week's
@InsideTheLeague
newsletter.
· Twelve teams would survive, with each league contributing six.
· USFL coaches’ respective statuses seemed less certain than those in the XFL due to the way their contracts were written…
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One week,
@AudiField
. After the events of last week, I hope you’ve done some serious introspection and have decided you will be a constructive business partner with us. Word on the street is you have and you will. We’ll see.
Because we’re not leaving. We’re not going anywhere.
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Fine, we’ll save the XFL AGAIN. The league’s one true glamour team will have to go above and beyond once more.
You’re welcome!
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They saved the best for last in Week One. Time to get the JV off the field. Varsity about to show up.
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**IMPORTANT**
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This is so great
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@_willcompton
@XFLBrahmas
Will, I am the most powerful entity in the XFL. You should come home to DC.
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Enjoy this one tonight, then tomorrow we turn the page and start getting ready for
@AudiField
, er, the
@XFLBattlehawks
.
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LFG
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STL’s smallest home crowd of the year in their biggest game of the year. Disappointing for the league’s self-appointed standard-bearers.
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Thank you to my people. Bring a friend next time. We need MORE.
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@DCDBeerSnake
this account is a disgrace to the XFL as a whole. security at your measly stadium was doing the right thing. there’s no reason for these shenanigans during an XFL game
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THE PEOPLE’S TAILGATE
4:00pm, Sunday, March 12
James Creek Marina
It’s happening.
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#DefendersNation
is singularly responsible for everything that is fun and exciting in the league through the first+ week. Have there been/will there be bigger crowds? Sure, but there won’t be better. Get on our level.
The league should feel lucky to have us.
“We all have a sour taste in our mouths”
- Ben DiNucci
THE LEMONS LIVE ON 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
@DCDBeerSnake
@XFLDCDefenders
@DefendersMafia
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Dispersal draft tomorrow. Imagine being one of the players who is bestowed the honor and responsibility to wear the Red & White tomorrow.
Imagine.
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The Defenders still haven’t lost a road game in three years.
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Let’s win Sunday and come back for an encore.
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Six days out. Work to do. Tired of being fine. Want to be GREAT.
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Never in doubt
After further review… the
#BeerSnake
stands! Welcome back 🍺🐍
Keep the tradition alive and well for all games going forward! Drink responsibly and respect your fellow fans. Rules and regulations to follow
#DefendDC
|
#XFL2023
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WHAT IS THIS
@XFLDefenders
@AudiField
???
@DCDBeerSnake
video of security taking it away. Fans tried keeping this one away from security. Lasted a minute or two before it was confiscated. There’s been 4-5 new snakes.
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Dear
@GregAbbott_TX
,
This is a completely unacceptable attack on American freedom and I expect the full force of the Texas government to come down on the Alamodome.
cc:
@DCDBeerSnake
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BREAKING: The DC Defenders are signing DT Robert Nkemdiche, per source.
The former first round NFL draft pick with Arizona now makes his way to the
#UFL
, bringing even more depth to an already tremendous defensive line. Von Hutchins & the
@XFLDefenders
are building a squad.
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Brilliant
The Heavy Metal Parking Lot of a new generation
The Phootball Channel presents the 1st XFL (
@XFL2023
) Fan interaction video ever… with the most interesting fanbase in sports
@XFLDefenders
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Thank you,
@DanyGarciaCo
and
@DeanBlandino
. I will not let you down, but only if my people do not let me down.
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3-0 with our best ball still to be played. Another big one this weekend. Oh, and the absolute cleanest uniforms in the league.
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Interesting omission of the
#FreeTheSnake
movement that LITERALLY took over Twitter and the
@espn
broadcast Sunday night. 🤔🤔🤔
The XFL is pleased to share key fan engagement and gameplay figures from its successful opening weekend, February 18–19.
Press release:
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Imma need these sections to fill in a little bit. Three days away.
Don’t let me down. Literally and figuratively.
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Hopefully, maybe, FINALLY the powers that be will do some honest-to-god MARKETING of the new league beyond BIG MAN and BOSS LADY doing cameos to talk about their love of the game and Fox throwing up commercials during the NFL playoffs with USFL highlights from empty stadiums. 1/5
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“It’s hard to beat a team three times in the same season.”
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Embarrassing display from Houston. Wade needs to get control of his team. Be better.
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